once events started heating up, I was choking on the idea that these two out of control, sloppy idiots were going to get away with it. How dumb would law enforcement have to be to not catch them? Yeesh.

He insists on marrying his daughter but she isn't sold on the idea so she goes to see her fairy godmother who tells her to request a series of dresses she's sure the king can't come up with - one that looks like the weather, one that looks like the moon, and one that looks like the sun. The king's tailor somehow gets this done so the fairy godmother tells her to ask for a donkey skin. Oh, yeah, forgot to mention the donkey. The king's donkey poops gold coins and jewels. Nevertheless, he skins the donkey and gives it to his daughter. The fairy godmother tells her to put the donkey skin on and run away, which she does. But not before the fairy godmother gives donkey skin (the princess's new name) a magic wand. She comes to a town where everyone seems to be in suspended animation except for the horses. She meets an old woman that is actually moving. The old woman tells the princess to call her old woman. Oh, yeah, the old woman spits out frogs every once in a while. The townspeople make fun of donkey skin. Then a lonely prince shows up and walks around in the woods until a rose tells him to go down the path to where donkey skin lives. I forgot to mention that donkey skin brought her dresses with her so while she isn't wearing the donkey skin, she's all dolled up since she can wave her magic wand and get all kinds of stuff. The prince goes to the cabin but is stopped by an invisible barrier that apparently doesn't surround the entire cabin because he can stand on some stuff and peek into the window. He falls in love with the dolled up princess, then goes home and begins to die of love. He tells his mother he wants a cake baked by donkey skin so she makes him one but puts her ring in it. He scarfs down the cake and pulls the ring out of his mouth then tells his mother he will marry the woman that can put the ring on. The king announces this, but says only a woman with a slender finger can wear this ring so all of the maidens in the village try to make their ring fingers smaller. The day comes and they all line up to try the ring on but, of course, none of them can. Then the prince requests donkey skin to try it on and she does and becomes a beautiful princess. They get married and during the ceremony a helicopter (not making this up) lands with the king and the fairy godmother who tell the princess they are going to get married.
The end.