My dog is very dumb, although he loves water he is frightened of hosepipes, will hide behind the shed when confronted with the horror of a watering can,but is fine with being sprayed with a high pressure water jet. I will forgive him this, since his love of water and his boisterously affectionate nature means that I often get to see the young lady who I pay to walk him wearing a very wet tee shirt.

Things are only alright if you are drunk enough.

Alrighty then!

Friday Friday

Came in the other night. Orange moon.

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Marlon Brando is a genius.

kitty kitty very witty
shitty cat very fat

Sunset from my balcony.

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And, no, I haven't been drinking.

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obvious source is from schitzy's house in eastern mizzu combined with bighurt's house in vegas.

Storm came and went, leaving behind an evanescent rainbow.

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im watching the olympics baked

is it friday night pizza night??!

fryday night is always pizza night, has been for at least two decades for spouse and i.
because of that i'm off to check on the pie in the oven.
wishing all of you chuckle-****s the best health you can have for as long as you can have it.
i'm not ready to read about you ****ers dropping off like flies, so just don't do that m'kay?

This couldn't have been chuckle-heads, so what could it have been?

nice view, John

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Mungo Jerry - the one hit wonder -


when the weather's fine you got women - you got women on your mind


have a drink have a drive - go out and see what you can find


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I want to see a perpetual rainbow.

I want to go outside for a walk in the park, but I don't want to get struck by lightning.

I want to go to watch episode 3 of sex/life on Netflix again when I get off work.

Nobody says wimp anymore. The 90s called and wants its word back.

1890’s.

I got a dog from a shelter a few years back and couldnÂ’t keep it. I posted about this but it was the peak of my mental breakdown, so IÂ’m not sure those posts made sense. I remember during this time posting in the lounge about starting a fire to keep warm. I had to do this because I was so out of it that my apartment may have become a cesspool and I didnÂ’t want to call maintenance- if I had been in a normal mental state the solution was simply:
day1. Clean apartment( everything was fixable it just needed 8-10 hours of hard work/ cleaning)
day 2. Call maintenance

IÂ’m not sure you realized; that it was winter and I lived in a nice apartment with a fireplace and had no air conditioning, I had also lost my entire roll in Vegas. It would literally be 10 degrees Celsius inside my apartment. So I would spend no time at my place. I would sleep with this guy pretty much just so I didnÂ’t have to go back to my literally freezing apartment. I would occasionally sleep by the fireplace in two different coats. So I gave my dog to my mom. This dog lives in a big house with my parents now. This entire situation was of course totally avoidable with even a modicum of common sense.

So this dog , letÂ’s say you have a normal dog, if you donÂ’t want it to go into certain rooms you have to close the door. If you open the door to your bedroom a lot of dogs will then jump up to greet you on your bed and help you wake up. Of course if you let your dogs run around the house everywhere they will go wherever they please.

This dog will not go through an open door. Period. If my dog wants to go through a door it will stand by a door and look or wimper at you. ItÂ’s obvious that this dog was traumatized by getting punished for going through open doors in its past owners house or lair or whatever.
This includes doggy doors or doors that are obviously open with many people passing through.we have given my dog lots of encouragement obviously, IÂ’ve literally told my dog many times you can just go in. But still the standing in front of all open doors never stops and she always looks sad at you , hoping to get total confirmation itÂ’s ok to go through the door.

The good thing about hitting the low end of possible life results, what some would call the bottom, is that if you’re in good health there’s never been more ways to change your situation for the better.

There only two people who have not fallen in love with Samson within seconds, my brother and my sister in law, who both fell in love with him within microseconds.

Wednesday is just as good as any other day for the Tube Snake Boogie: