Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Notices

The Lounge: Discussion+Review For discussion and debate about arts, movies+TV, music, reading+literature, style, fashion, history, culture and many more subjects

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-30-2020, 01:09 PM   #201
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Neither of my brothers have got around much.
I think that this leads to a small town mentality, “What will the neighbours think?”
I am currently undergoing an agonising bout of constipation, I really need to go to hospital.
I asked B2 if he could give me a lift
“Have you got any clothes on?”
“Yes”
“Are they clean?”
“I am in agony, do you really think I GAF about what people think of my sartorial elegance?”
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-30-2020, 01:47 PM   #202
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Recommendation:Taking your underwear off before having a dump is a very very good idea, which I forgot
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-30-2020, 02:10 PM   #203
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Dale
Just after I was widowed I told work that I could not do long hours because I had to look after the dogs.
During a cigarette break Dale told me that his dog was the love of his life, but he had to let it go because of his work commitments
This was such an obvious attempt at emotional blackmail to get me to commit more time to getting the sauce plant working and save his sorry ass that my coffee went straight from mouth to nose and landed all over him
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-30-2020, 02:54 PM   #204
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

The other one
Can’t remember his name , works for the same company as Dale
He is a hard ass and very intelligent, he had the brain power to work out that I was harder assed and cleverer than him.
He once told me to “put down the mouse and think ” while I was trying to solve an urgent problem. I told him that I know the solution and I am just trying to implement it so can you just shut your mouth until I get it done .
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-30-2020, 05:06 PM   #205
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

I mentioned “I love Lucie” but if you like mainstream surrealist comedy “Some mother’s do have em “ is unbeatable
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-30-2020, 05:22 PM   #206
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

If someone says “I’m not a racist but...” this means that they are a racist, and that you should hurt them as much as possible, preferably using a hammer
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-30-2020, 06:06 PM   #207
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Off his head on Mary J. Richard distracted and annoyed Jean while she was driving them home from a festival. She pulled over into a service station and told him to get out. He thought that she was joking, and that she would let him back in. He had to find his own way home
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-30-2020, 09:46 PM   #208
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Dominic Cummings is a self professed disruptive genius
He apparently drove 60 miles to check if his eyesight was ok
Driving a machine that can cause major damage to other people in order to check if you are fit to drive don’t seem to slot in to the “disruptive genius” category , more the “arrogant idiot “
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2020, 12:26 AM   #209
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Food and phones foolishness
One of the guiding principles of food production is that the final container must never be used for any other purposes, in case it gets contaminated and then put back into the supply chain. Despite being told this one fellow I worked with could not get this into his brain and insisted on using one as a phone holder. I tried the “connivence ” vs “Mass Death” line on him but it just bounces off his head
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2020, 02:02 AM   #210
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Don’t take 10x amount of Amphetamine you should, it will render you immobile
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2020, 04:03 AM   #211
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

I have just started listening to “She’s lost control” again, though it is a song that raises pop music into high art my listening to it means my mind is reaching new depths
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2020, 04:22 AM   #212
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Constant contemplation of the mystery of life can be very painful, but not as painful as getting the end of your penis stuck in your zip
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2020, 08:11 AM   #213
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

I quite like Martin even though he is what is called in the Midlands a spoofer, someone who does no work but takes the credit for the work of others.
Bad point was that he turned up to his second wedding in a helicopter dressed as James Bond
Good point was that he told us that in the throes of passion his first wife would grip him so tightly that he feared for his life
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2020, 06:40 PM   #214
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Dominic, I am not very well at the moment so I cannot work out if you are just having a little fun or not , I hope that you are, I like you since we have the same taste in music and humour. You have seen many more ladies with no clothing on than I have, you lucky B
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-02-2020, 12:30 PM   #215
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

B2 is a cleaner He should work 8 hours on one site. He told the boss there that he would be leaving 1/2 hour early every day because the lack of social distancing during the shift change meant that the only thing he could do during that time was to find somewhere to hide, and that seems to be a waste of time
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-02-2020, 03:43 PM   #216
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Taking up neglecting personal hygiene as a hobby was a mistake, woodwork maybe?
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-02-2020, 06:56 PM   #217
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

The doctor not only put his finger in my botty, he also came back and squeezed my testicles. I guess that my luck is in tonight.
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-02-2020, 09:08 PM   #218
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

I have been prescribed Co-codamol to control the pain caused by my constipation.
Co-codamol can cause constipation.
The irony of this does not escape me
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-2020, 10:34 PM   #219
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Thomas Beecham
Try Everything Once Except Incest and Morris Dancing
I once overheard a guy in the pub say “She told me it’s either me or Morris Dancing” , he was wearing the full Morris dancing kit so we can work out what happened
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2020, 04:21 PM   #220
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Dogs
Having a large Great Dane running straight at you causes you to hope that he can stop or divert direction before he hits you. I know that Great Danes are large anyway, but he was a very big example of the breed.
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2020, 05:11 PM   #221
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Sci Fi
B#1 Told me that he would immediately disregard any Sci Fi novel that didn’t have “Credits” as the unit of currency
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2020, 06:14 PM   #222
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Seen many great racehorses, don’t think anything has come close to Frankel
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 11:44 AM   #223
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

Never thought that I would see the headline “ socially distanced hot dog contest“,
What times we are living in
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 02:02 PM   #224
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

When I was younger all the gossip was who was going out with who, now it’s all about who has got what illness
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 10:28 PM   #225
Rebelp
old hand
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,365
Re: Rebels Ruminations

I come from a very loving family. I remember we were out playing and some old git said “I hate kids” to us. I was baffled by this. We are children, you should love us
Rebelp is online now   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:39 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2008-2017, Two Plus Two Interactive
 
 
Poker Players - Streaming Live Online