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Old 07-19-2021, 03:33 PM   #901
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Hot women in exotic places or exotic women in hot places? Makes you think, eh?
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Old 07-19-2021, 05:56 PM   #902
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My teachers recognised that I was a deep thinker when I was at an early age, at least I think that was what they meant when they suggested that I should consider a career digging ditches.
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Old 07-20-2021, 01:22 PM   #903
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I have taken some enormous physical risks in my life, not out of bravery but because my mind has an overdeveloped “What could possibly go wrong?” function.

I also occasionally forget how gravity works
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Old 07-20-2021, 05:44 PM   #904
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Although all is fair in love and war, I would not recommend carpet bombing your girlfriend.
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Old 07-22-2021, 01:27 PM   #905
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Life tip:

If you are considering descending into a nihilistic alcoholic oblivion, try watching a few videos of female pilots taking off large planes, if that doesn’t cheer you up then alcoholic oblivion is probably your best choice.
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Old 07-24-2021, 04:18 PM   #906
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My experience with Samson would suggest that women like big hairy creatures who immediately jump on their chest and slobber all over them, but I think that for a male human being this approach will not be quite as successful.
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Old 07-24-2021, 04:32 PM   #907
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“Don’t sweat the small stuff” is the worst advice that I have ever heard. Your sweat glands have evolved to express tiny droplets of water, if you try to sweat large stuff, such as basketballs, you will cause yourself severe harm.
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Old 07-24-2021, 05:09 PM   #908
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“Don’t get mad, get even” was the phrase that caused the number 7 to go insane.
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Old 07-24-2021, 06:20 PM   #909
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“When you’re in love with a beautiful woman you watch your friends???”
Surely if you are in love with a beautiful woman you would watch her, what with her being beautiful and you being in love with her. But maybe you have particularly attractive friends.
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Old 07-25-2021, 10:24 AM   #910
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Life tip
If anyone ever uses the words “So called “ (“So called experts…) just dismiss their opinions immediately, saves a bit of time.
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Old 07-29-2021, 12:16 AM   #911
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Life tip
Try not to have severe mental health problems, people will say all the right things about understanding the difficulties that you are going though but will still shout at you to “get over it”
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Old 07-29-2021, 09:15 PM   #912
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I may be a bit stupid but not so stupid that I would ever judge consenting adults on what they care to do with their genitalia to amuse themselves
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Old 07-29-2021, 09:51 PM   #913
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I probably should not refer to other posters as “Thicker than concentrated pig ****” but I will won’t I?
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Old 07-29-2021, 10:15 PM   #914
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I have spent most of my life “carrying the load “ for stupid people, if you don’t understand this I would appreciate some gratitude
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Old 07-30-2021, 01:37 AM   #915
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I have always been kind to the poor and suffering, and extremely unpleasant to obnoxious jerks, my behaviour in most aspects of life has nothing to commend it except this one
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Old 07-30-2021, 04:25 AM   #916
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I had a very interesting conversation with a lady who was tasked with the difficult job of washing the bodies of the victims of the Belsen concentration camp in order to give them some dignity in death.
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Old 07-30-2021, 06:26 AM   #917
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I would like Dominic more if he could try to be a little less of a tit, your preference may vary
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Old 07-30-2021, 08:26 AM   #918
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Being surrounded by a bunch of Jewish blokes having a violent argument in Hebrew before one of them turns around to you and says in perfect English “sorry about that , minor technical disagreement” reminds me that I am not anti Semitic,
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Old 07-30-2021, 02:40 PM   #919
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I really should not have to remind people about this, but here goes. That heavy lump of stuff that you carry around in your head is meant to be used for thinking with, not being stupid.
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Old 07-31-2021, 12:34 AM   #920
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I do realise that I should have used much more offensive language when referring to certain other posters
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Old 07-31-2021, 03:02 AM   #921
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I do find fecal impaction funny, by the way, but it is also a life threatening agonising condition
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Old 07-31-2021, 05:21 AM   #922
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Apparently niece #2 burst into tears when she was informed of the current precarious state of my mental health , this is probably due to her being a exceptionaly nice person , or maybe because I bunged her a few hundred quid on the occasion of her 21st birthday
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Old 07-31-2021, 01:22 PM   #923
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If you use those things that are attached to the side of your head you will quickly understand that the police are not a great band, more like sexually manipulative bastards
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Old 08-01-2021, 04:51 AM   #924
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I have spent most of my life “carrying the load “ for stupid people, if you don’t understand this I would appreciate some gratitude
Thank you.
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Old 08-01-2021, 06:43 AM   #925
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No problem at all sweetheart, why should I have been overburdened with this stuff unless it was meant to help out other people?
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