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Alan Coren
If you have read “The restaurant at the end of the universe” you will remember the cow that wanted to be eaten. This idea was almost certainly inspired by Alan Coren’s observation of being disconcerted by animated food items in American Commercials that expressed their desire to be eaten by you.
How to remember a shopping list including food, Refrigerator repair materials and mouthwash.
“Soup, a cauli, fridge elastic, eggs, peas, halitosis”
On being observed by an American child when he was shaving using a non-electric razor
“Mom!, Dad! He’s cutting his face off with a knife”
He was very fond of his home town of Cricklewood”.
Last edited by Rebelp; 10-01-2020 at 05:52 PM.
Reason: Not going to correct it at the minute, but the first full paragraph is an abomination