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Certain people who have made a living making pornography have managed to upset the beloved uncle of potentially violent feminists . Even by my low standards this doesn’t seem like a good idea.

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04-12-2021 , 06:25 PM

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I know that I am going to get banned, having very serious mental health issues is not an easy thing to deal with, as the world opens up again I will have to go back to the people who I have lived with for a long time of my life.

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04-12-2021 , 06:35 PM

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Having to deal with a steam explosion that I caused and that could kill people makes me indifferent to mild criticism over the internet

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04-13-2021 , 02:40 AM

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A few things about Holland.

Their “Convenience “ stores don’t open until 9:00, which does not seem very convenient.

They have a delicious snack of cheese balls fried in breadcrumbs, only problem is that they are served so hot that they remove the skin from the roof of your mouth.

The supporters of the smaller football teams will join forces when the larger teams visit so that they can put up a decent fight.

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04-13-2021 , 05:01 AM

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I have noticed that the latest posts in a few threads are by me, this is not egoism it is “Not being a lazy twat”

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04-13-2021 , 05:28 AM

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Slight miscommunication with my dog walker
“Will it be the usual Tim in the morning?”
“No, it will be the usual Abi”

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Having to deal with a steam explosion that I caused and that could kill people makes me indifferent to mild criticism over the internet

This is true, I made a small mistake and then had an entire factory shake, fall into deathly silence and had to realise that you have to deal with the consequences of your actions.

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04-13-2021 , 05:31 AM

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So teaching literature is difficult is it?

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04-13-2021 , 06:23 AM

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Anyone else had an amazing sporting performance distract them from peeling the spuds?

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04-13-2021 , 06:31 AM

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I may have gone on a little to much about “beautiful” women, half decent looking ones will start my engine .

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04-13-2021 , 06:56 AM

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To much rudeness, so next up is either “Tuning a PID loop”, The usefulness of the “High water alarm” mechanism , the importance of kindness, or maybe something about tits.

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04-13-2021 , 07:40 AM

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When suffering from depression, even though you love him, having a large dogs backside pushed into your face is possibly not the best thing that can occur to you. Girlfriend may be a slightly different matter

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04-13-2021 , 10:20 AM

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The nieces have confirmed that they are prepared to fly to Vegas to do horrible things to Dominic, “Except play limit hold ‘em against him, even we have limits”

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04-13-2021 , 12:54 PM

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St Kitts. Explains the balance of life, going out of your room and seeing a swarm of fireflies and being overwhelmed by the beauty, then coming back in and seeing a scorpion on the floor

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04-13-2021 , 03:03 PM

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I am a extremely unpleasant person who has spent his life trying to make the life of others better, not out of any commitment, just because the pay is decent

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04-13-2021 , 04:25 PM

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I do understand why we use an high pitched, gentle voice when talking to dogs & or children , but where do the excessive Ys come into the equation?

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04-14-2021 , 12:17 AM

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Only problem with hard boiling eggs and storing some in the fridge is that it makes it smell like a herd of incontinent elephants. Please don’t ask me how I know what a herd of incontinent elephants smell like, not one of my proudest moments.

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04-14-2021 , 03:05 AM

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I did have my reasons, but I don’t think that they were very good ones.

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04-14-2021 , 04:15 AM

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When Pans people were replaced by Legs and co it nearly broke my heart, but beastial desires kept me going.

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04-14-2021 , 05:44 AM

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From Derry girls

Grandad warning the girls about James.

“Now I know he’s gay, but that doesn’t stop him from being a rapist.”

To James

“No offence son”

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04-14-2021 , 05:52 AM

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Three years to the day since the missus decided to purchase some agricultural property. I think “cut me some slack” comes into play at this point.

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04-14-2021 , 08:27 AM

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Fecal impaction sounds funny because bottoms are funny, same category as saying breast cancer is funny because knockers are funny

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04-14-2021 , 08:29 AM

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Not saying that bottoms and breasts aren’t funny, they are.

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04-14-2021 , 08:47 AM

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Spoken to several warm hearted women today, they all seem to still love me and are capable of extreme violence. Just sayin.

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04-14-2021 , 09:30 AM

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When my dog gets over agitated I can pacify him with a cheap dog biscuit, from memory girls require an extremely expensive meal out to correct the situation.

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