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Originally Posted by diebitter
Do what I did when I found out it's a girl. Start planning to build a porch and buy a chrome-plated shotgun so you can sit out on it, polishing the gun as she's leaving for a date.
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Originally Posted by poincaraux
DB- I've been debating this myself. I don't suppose you have any experience in comparing the effect of polishing a shotgun vs. sharpening a large hunting knife, do you?
I think both would be effective but I lean towards the shotgun cleaning myself.
I have tried to do this (Daughter is now 17) and been stopped by the wife and daughter. It was a losing battle.
Now I simply have to rely on word getting around that I really am one crazy Mother ****er who owns lots of guns and knows a lot of places to make someone disappear and never ever be found.