Since Cadence is gonna be a big sister we agreed that 5 months is a good time to start teaching her how to drive.

The spice must flow.

Let's just hope entertainme doesn't recycle diapers fremen-style.

Awww Cute pics in this thread!

Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers and mother****ers.

found out we're having a girl. actually more pleased with that result

Wife is due at the end of August, were having a boy his name will be Caelib our 3rd kid. He will have a 9yr brother Aiden, and a 5yr old sister Emma...built in baby sitters in a couple of yrs..Yeaaaaaah! However obv. time for snip snip!

Updated cast, in order of expected appearance
(bold=new/updated):
Lots of updates here. Let me know if I missed anything.

11/07/11 - GREER10 (#2, unknown)
08/??/11 - Bode-ist (#3, boy)
08/??/11 - SnotBoogie (#?, girl)
08/??/11 - Goodie (#3, unknown)
08/??/11 - beaver3316 (#2, unknown)
07/29/11 - Cueball (#1, girl)
07/13/11 - pongo/Kyleb (#1, boy)
06/12/11 - poincaraux (twins)
05/15/11 - rograndom (#2, unknown)
05/12/11 - Madkennedy (#1, girl)
04/05/11 - thejammer (#1, boy)
02/02/11 - Rart Dirt (#1, boy)
07/02/10 - James282 (#1, boy)
08/15/10 - chymechowder (#2, unknown)
10/15/10 - lesko1919 (#1, boy)
11/06/10 - BeingThere (#1, girl)
12/02/10 - Mike Johnson (#1, unknown)


Welcome to 2+2!
04/23/11 - Rushmore (#1, girl) 8 lbs, 8 oz
03/14/11 - JinX11 (#1, girl) 7 lbs, 10 oz
02/16/11 - adrockuk (#1, girl)
12/07/10 - waterwolves (#1, boy) 6 lbs, 15 oz
11/30/10 - GREEAR10 (#1, girl) 8 lbs, 11 oz
11/19/10 - nolanfan34 (#2, girl) 6 lbs, 8 oz
11/14/10 - Borodog (#1, boy) 8 lbs, 0 oz
11/11/10 - entertainme (#?, grandgirl) 8 lbs, 2 oz
11/02/10 - shehateme (#1, girl) 6 lbs 0 oz
11/01/10 - LiveNow
10/22/10 - jamzfive (#2, boy) 7 lbs, 6 oz
10/17/10 - christophelp (#1, boy) 7 lbs, 14 oz
10/05/10 - TomCollins (#1, boy) 10 lbs, 2 oz
07/19/10 - __w__ (#2, boy) 7 lbs, 11 oz
07/17/10 - 000000 (#1, boy) 7 lbs


Happy Birthday!
05/30/10 - Hopey (#2, boy) 9 lbs, 6 oz
05/13/10 - livinitup0 (#2, girl) 7 lbs, 13 oz
05/10/10 - another_rack (#1, boy)
04/19/10 - Freakin (#1&2, various) 6 lbs, 10 & 7 oz
04/01/10 - Aramfingal (#1, girl)
04/11/10 - tthree (#2, girl) 5 lbs, 8 oz
03/20/10 - chicago121 (#1, boy) 8 lbs, 9 oz
02/10/10 - SkandarAkbar (#1&2, boys)
01/15/10 - Fishwhenican (#1, grandson) 9 lbs 7 oz
12/31/09 - GregVenezia(#1, girl) 7 lbs, 5 oz (3.32kg)
12/12/09 - Novles/pokerwifey (#1, girl) 6 lbs, 11 oz
12/01/09 - wizardplow (#1, girl) 7 lbs, 12 oz
11/09/09 - putdaWHUMPonum (#1, girl)
11/04/09 - Leroy2DaBeroy (#1, boy)
10/22/09 - Barcalounger (#1, girl)
10/21/09 - SNE2010 (#1, boy)
09/25/09 - kevstreet (#2, boy)
08/22/09 - GermanGuy (#1, mädchen) 7 lbs, 13 oz
07/26/09 - Logieuk ((#1, boy) 4lbs, ? oz
07/12/09 - theblackkeys (#1, boy) 7 lbs, 11 oz
07/08/09 - killa (#1, girl)
07/03/09 - dirty_dan (#1, girl) 5 lbs, 13 oz
06/10/09 - colgin (#?, boy)

Holy Crap! You're two already!!!!
03/17/09 - AiriesRam (#2, unknown)
12/12/08 - dlk9s (#2, boy) 8 lbs, 9 oz
10/23/08 - KilgoreTrout (#1, boy) 8 lbs, 4 oz
10/21/08 - Los Feliz Slim (#2, boy) 9 lbs, 9 oz
10/03/08 - MasterShakeJr (#1, boy) 8 lbs, 6 oz
10/02/08 - sondring (#1, girl) 7 lbs 7 oz
08/30/08 - HollywoodMatt (#1, girl)
08/30/08 - WilliamLowe (#2, girl) 8 lbs 9 oz
08/18/08 - wdcbooks (#1, boy) 8 lbs 0 oz
08/12/08 - mehanic (#2, girl) 8 lbs 3 oz[
07/30/08 - darkcore (#1, girl)
07/21/08 - KRS ONE (#1, boy)
07/07/08 - rograndom (#1, boy) 7 lbs 9 oz
06/04/08 - nolanfan34 (#1, boy) 6 lbs 12 oz
05/19/08 - RR (#?, girl) 9 lbs, 1 oz

Like this thread, they're 3!!! Can you believe it!
05/12/08 - kcheel (#1, girl) 9 lbs, 14 oz
05/02/08 - Kevrock (#3, girl) 8 lbs 5 oz
04/24/08 - DrewDevil (#2, boy) 7 lbs 10 oz
04/23/08 - poincaraux (#2, girl) 7 lbs 6 oz
04/21/08 - crookdimwit (#1, girl) 7 lbs 5 oz
04/16/08 - jamzfive (#1, boy) 7 lbs 3 oz
04/01/08 - livinitup0 (#1, boy) size 7 lbs 5 oz
03/31/08 - mattsey9 (#1, boy) 8 lbs 3 oz
03/26/08 - wheelflush (#2, girl) 7 lbs 2 oz
02/18/08 - krishan (#1, girl)
02/05/08 - acoustix (#1, boy)
01/13/08 - C-Dog (#1, girl) 6 lbs 9 oz
01/13/08 - Hopey (#1, girl) 7 lbs 15 oz
01/09/08 - juschuma (#1, girl)
01/04/08 - Sotiria (#1, girl)
01/04/08 - Ken_AA (#1, girl) 6 lbs 0 oz
12/24/07 - steelcmg (#1, boy) 8 lbs 5 oz
12/10/07 - Joe Tall (#1, girl) 7 lbs 5 oz
11/29/07 - Belok (#1, girl) 7 lbs 8 oz
10/??/07 - Kaj (#1, boy)
10/31/07 - Zameus (#2, boy) 7 lbs 10 oz
10/18/07 - elwoodblues (#3 & 4, twin girls) 5 lbs 9 oz/5 lbs 14 oz
10/03/07 - scottjf8 (#2, girl) 10 lbs 2 oz
09/18/07 - Mano (#2, boy) 8 lbs 8 oz
09/13/07 - ludacris (#?, girl) 3 lbs 0 oz
08/26/07 - Acehawk74 (#1, boy) 8 lbs 8 oz
08/16/07 - phiphika1453 (#2, boy)
08/05/07 - Nelson (#1 & 2, One of each) 6 lbs 8 oz/5 lbs 8 oz
08/05/07 - kurto (#1, boy) 7 lbs 15 oz
07/15/07 - aces_dad (#2, boy) 8 lbs 2 oz
07/14/07 - Yo Adrians! (#2, boy) 8 lbs 9 oz
07/10/07 - mehanic (#1, girl) 8 lbs 8 oz
07/05/07 - carpmentor (#2, boy) 9 lbs 2 oz
06/22/07 - Black Aces 518 (#1, girl) 8 lbs 2 oz
06/17/07 - Mermade (#2, boy) 9 lbs 5.5 oz
06/06/07 - Jeff P (#1, girl) 7 lbs 9 oz
05/22/07 - Uncle_Billy (#1, boy) 10 lbs 9 oz


Here there be 4 year olds!!!05/07/07 - krazyace5 (#?, girl) 7 lbs 4 oz
04/27/07 - kevstreet (#1, boy) 8 lbs 3 oz
04/26/07 - KennyBanya (#1 & 2, One of each) 6 lbs 0 oz/5 lbs 11 oz
04/22/07 - DING-DONG YO (#1, girl) 7 lbs 10 oz
04/16/07 - SpeciesFlora (#1, boy) 7 lbs 7 oz
04/13/07 - DesertCat (#2, girl) 8 lbs 9 oz
04/02/07 - Stu Pidasso(#7, boy) 9 lbs 6 oz
03/30/07 - stan1541 (#1, boy) 8 lbs 0 oz
03/29/07 - Ballzack (#1, girl) 8 lbs 14 oz
03/26/07 - Nottom (#2, boy) 6 lbs 15 oz
03/23/07 - CrazyEyez (#2, boy) 8 lbs 13 oz
03/09/07 - Jbrochu (#1, girl) 6 lbs 2 oz
03/09/07 - samjjones (#1, boy) 4 lbs 11 oz
02/27/07 - vetman81 (#1, boy) 6 lbs 6 oz
02/22/07 - Daniel Magix (#2, girl) 8 lbs 1 oz
02/19/07 - WilliamLowe (#1, boy) 7 lbs 15 oz
02/02/07 - moldman (#2, boy) 7 lbs 13 oz
01/28/07 - dcasper70 (#1, girl) 7 lbs 15.5 oz
01/23/07 - MuckerFish (#1, girl) 5 lbs 14 oz
01/22/07 - johnwit (#1, girl) 8 lbs 13 oz
01/11/07 - pauliewalnuts (#1, boy) 2 lbs 9 oz
01/09/07 - Runner Runner (#3 & 4, boys) 6 lbs 6 oz/4 lbs 7 oz
12/22/06 - gharp (#2, boy) 8 lbs 4 oz
12/19/06 - JDVegas5 (#6, boy)
12/15/06 - Kevrock (#2, boy)
11/29/06 - Knight Vision (#3, girl) 8 lbs 8 oz
11/04/06 - DrewDevil (#1, boy) 7 lbs 10 oz
10/27/06 - dlk9s (#1, girl) 6 lbs 15 oz
10/10/06 - ChipWrecked (#2, boy) 7 lbs 12 oz
09/30/06 - Rduke55 (#1, boy) 8 lb. 0 oz
09/23/06 - JoeU (#2, girl) 5 lbs 2 oz

In Loving Memory
09/02/06 - poincaraux - Allan Frederick Lerner, 7 lbs. 0.9 oz.
09/17/10 - plaster8 - Avery Quinn Plaster, 8 lbs, 1 oz

Missing In Action
11/19/09 - JimmyRare (#1, unknown)
12/02/09 - Ruebs (#3, unknown)
12/15/09 - teddosan (#1, boy)
01/??/10 - cpett (#1, unknown)
01/??/10 - Nice Try (#1, unknown)
01/25/10 - dragondonk (#1, girl)
02/07/10 - LukeSLTS
02/??/10 - dirty_dan (#1, unknown)
03/09/10 - FatRed (#3, girl)
05/23/09 - The None (#1, girl)
07/04/09 - samjjones (#2, unknown)
07/08/09 - colgin (#1, unknown)
08/08/09 - easyNY (#1, boy)
08/14/08 - Ballzack (#2, boy)
08/23/08 - monkichee (#1, unknown)
??/??/08 - DING DONG YO (#2, unknown)
10/15/07 - TheDudeAbides (#2, unknown)
11/07/07 - olliejen (#2, unknown)
12/11/07 - baggins (#1, unknown)
12/16/07 - AroundTheHorn (#1, unknown)

Not sure if you change due dates, but they moved ours back ~ 2 weeks like before. Due date now Nov 19th.

mine is actually #2, and a girl due 8/29. Cant wait!

mine's number 1, and its actually september, not august like i said earlier. thats basically me being an idiot on that one

My 2nd (wife's 3rd) is due any day. Due date was moved to the 21st, but the other two were 14 and 10 days early, this one's broken the record.

We had a baby girl, Claire, on 5/20, 7:25pm. 7lbs 19"

Love this.

Congratulations! Look at that head of hair!

I spent yesterday cleaning my baby gear purchases. Picked up a Chicco high chair for $25 off craigslist. Really impressed by the design of this thing. Would recommend. Also picked up a Pack N Play in really good condition for $40 from a second hand store.

I wanted to have them so my daughter doesn't have to pack half of her house when she brings Olivia to visit.

congrats!

Yeah so I'm posting here cause we found out this morning. Will be our first. My only goal is to keep this one alive and I'll expand my goals for future ones.

induction scheduled for Friday, which will be 38.5 weeks.

My 1st is a boy due 7/11. His name is Slurpie... ok Liam

this is a good plan

woo hoo!

Slurpie is better

that's a bad ass baby

We're pleased to announce the arrival of Amalia Ruby Lerner and Alexander Evan Lerner!

We checked into the hospital at 5:00 A.M. on Friday, June 3rd. My wife and I then placed a bet on twins' arrival, with me setting the line at midnight and her taking the under. Amalia was born several hours later at 9:12 P.M. with a loud squeal and a mere 13 people in the room. Poinwife powered through many more hours of back labor and Alexander was born with a gurgle and a yell at 3:32 A.M, June 4th, making sure that we *both* won the bet, and granting each of them their own birthdays!

They're both more beautiful and more handsome than their parents already, weighing in at 6 lbs, 0 oz, 18.5 inches (her) and 7 lbs, 6 oz, 19.7 inches (him). They're doing exceedingly well, scoring 9/9 on their APGARS and nursing quite demandingly, giving us hope that maybe one of the Lerner Clan will achieve a greater than median height.

With much love,

Poincaraux, Poinwife, Evelyn, Amalia and Alexander Lerner

Wow! Twins with two different birthdays! Your wife was carrying 13 pounds of babies? Give that woman a prize. Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Poincaraux and big sister!

And the canonical 2+2 picture:

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