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11-30-2007 , 08:38 AM
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My wife and I are trying, but haven't had any success yet.

Anyone have any tips they can offer? Like, no clean up? Hang her by her feet afterwards? I've heard when you are trying, you should do it every other day rather than every day so the man juice can properly rebuild, any truth to this?

Thanks for any tips


Have really mindblowing sex where you climax at exactly the same time. This is easier than in sounds. Just have a very, very, very extended foreplay session with tons of kissing and rubbing bodies against each other, but NO TOUCHING THE GENITALS except as a passing, teasing sweep - at the end of which you'll both be chomping at the bit (which I realise is a terrible metaphor in this context), and then finally have sex. It won't last very long mind you, but it will be (i) very, very mindblowing, and (ii) will almost certainly involve both of you climaxing at the same time.

After, don't let the lady get up again till morning, and put a pillow under the bit where her butt meets her legs.

If it's a boy, call him Mark.
Thanks for the tips and oddly enough, my name is Marc, with a "c" though

Doesn't non cleanup lead to UTIs though for females?

just make sure you're perfectly clean to start with. Gravity is your friend here.
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11-30-2007 , 11:20 AM
If I said it once I said it 1,000 times this is a great thread DCasper, thank you for staying on top of it for all of us... well done.

My son, literally all-in:

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11-30-2007 , 11:28 AM
Wow...

Long story short...

Her contractions started 12pm Wednesday. After 24 hours of irregular contractions, no sleep, and sill only 5cm dilated, mary opted for oxytocin + epidural.

6:24pm on Thursday, Sophy was born.

She was 7 lbs, 8 oz. 20.5in long, and almost a full head of hair.

I've slept maybe 4 hours since then. Mary has slept maybe 2.

And oh boy - friends and relatives will be visiting gradually throughout the day.

I might write a longer TR later...will def put up some of the pics I took.

Now for the task of getting Sophy to sleep longer than 15min at a time...
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11-30-2007 , 03:15 PM
Congrats! Awesome to hear, looking forward to the pics. Man, this thread makes me nervous now that I'm part of it.
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11-30-2007 , 09:29 PM
We went to get our ultrasound this morning prior to next week's doctor visit. It's a boy!! Baby and mother are both doing well. By the measurements he took, the baby's weight was estimated at 1.5 pounts and everything looked normal to the tech.
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12-04-2007 , 09:45 PM
Updated cast, in order of expected appearance
(bold=new/updated):

12/11/07 - baggins (#1, unknown)
12/16/07 - Joe Tall (#1, girl)
12/16/07 - AroundTheHorn (#1, unknown)

12/24/07 - steelcmg (#1, boy)
01/06/08 - juschuma (#1, girl)
01/10/08 - Hopey (#1, unknown)
01/19/08 - Ken_AA (#1, girl)
01/19/08 - Sotiria (#1, girl)
01/23/08 - C-Dog (#1, unknown)
02/05/08 - acoustix (#1, boy)
02/15/08 - krishan (#1?, unknown)
04/01/08 - wheelflush (#2, unknown)
04/12/08 - mattsey9 (#1, boy)
04/16/08 - jamzfive (#1, unknown)
04/25/08 - poincaraux (#2, girl)
04/29/08 - DrewDevil (#2, unknown)
05/08/08 - kcheel (#1, unknown)
06/15/08 - nolanfan34 (#1, unknown)

Welcome to 2+2!
11/29/07 - Belok (#1, girl) 7 lbs 8 oz
10/??/07 - Kaj (#1, boy)
10/31/07 - Zameus (#2, boy) 7 lbs 10 oz
10/18/07 - elwoodblues (#3 & 4, twin girls) 5 lbs 9 oz/5 lbs 14 oz
10/03/07 - scottjf8 (#2, girl) 10 lbs 2 oz
09/18/07 - Mano (#2, boy) 8 lbs 8 oz
09/13/07 - ludacris (#?, girl) 3 lbs 0 oz
08/26/07 - Acehawk74 (#1, boy) 8 lbs 8 oz
08/16/07 - phiphika1453 (#2, boy)
08/05/07 - Nelson (#1 & 2, One of each) 6 lbs 8 oz/5 lbs 8 oz
08/05/07 - kurto (#1, boy) 7 lbs 15 oz
07/15/07 - aces_dad (#2, boy) 8 lbs 2 oz
07/14/07 - Yo Adrians! (#2, boy) 8 lbs 9 oz
07/05/07 - carpmentor (#2, boy) 9 lbs 2 oz
06/22/07 - Black Aces 518 (#1, girl) 8 lbs 2 oz
06/17/07 - Mermade (#2, boy) 9 lbs 5.5 oz
06/06/07 - Jeff P (#1, girl) 7 lbs 9 oz
05/22/07 - Uncle_Billy (#1, boy) 10 lbs 9 oz
05/07/07 - krazyace5 (#?, girl) 7 lbs 4 oz
04/26/07 - KennyBanya (#1 & 2, One of each) 6 lbs 0 oz/5 lbs 11 oz
04/27/07 - kevstreet (#1, boy) 8 lbs 3 oz
04/22/07 - DING-DONG YO (#1, girl) 7 lbs, 10 oz
04/16/07 - SpeciesFlora (#1, boy) 7 lbs 7 oz
04/13/07 - DesertCat (#2, girl) 8 lbs 9 oz
04/02/07 - Stu Pidasso(#7, boy) 9 lbs 6 oz
03/30/07 - stan1541 (#1, boy) 8 lbs 0 oz
03/29/07 - Ballzack (#1, girl) 8 lbs 14 oz
03/26/07 - Nottom (#2, boy) 6 lbs 15 oz
03/23/07 - CrazyEyez (#2, boy) 8 lbs 13 oz
03/09/07 - Jbrochu (#1, girl) 6 lbs 2 oz
03/09/07 - samjjones (#1, boy) 4 lbs 11 oz
02/27/07 - vetman81 (#1, boy) 6 lbs 6 oz
02/22/07 - Daniel Magix (#2, girl) 8 lbs 1 oz
02/19/07 - WilliamLowe (#1, boy) 7 lbs 15 oz
02/02/07 - moldman (#2, boy) 7 lbs 13 oz
01/28/07 - dcasper70 (#1, girl) 7 lbs 15.5 oz
01/23/07 - MuckerFish (#1, girl) 5 lbs 14 oz
01/22/07 - johnwit (#1, girl) 8 lbs 13 oz
01/11/07 - pauliewalnuts (#1, boy) 2 lbs 9 oz
01/09/07 - Runner Runner (#3 & 4, boys) 6 lbs 6 oz/4 lbs 7 oz
12/22/06 - gharp (#2, boy) 8 lbs 4 oz
12/19/06 - JDVegas5 - (#6, boy)


Happy Birthday!
11/29/06 - Knight Vision (#3, girl) 8 lbs 8 oz
11/04/06 - DrewDevil (#1, boy) 7 lbs 10 oz
10/27/06 - dlk9s (#1, girl) 6 lbs 15 oz
10/10/06 - ChipWrecked (#2, boy) 7 lbs 12 oz
09/30/06 - Rduke55 (#1, boy) 8 lb. 0 oz
09/23/06 - JoeU (#2, girl) 5 lbs 2 oz


In Loving Memory
09/02/06 - poincaraux - Allan Frederick Lerner, 7 lbs. 0.9 oz.

Missing In Action
10/15/07 - TheDudeAbides (#2, unknown)
11/07/07 - olliejen (#2, unknown)
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12-05-2007 , 12:49 PM
the wife and I have been trying for about a year with no success.

my wife went to the fertility doctor today she has to get some surgery to remove some endometriosis and clean out the tubes

I'm off to the reproductive medicine doctor myself in a few days to make a donation and make sure the swimmers are A-ok!

Any TR/words of advice?
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12-05-2007 , 07:24 PM
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I'm off to the reproductive medicine doctor myself in a few days to make a donation and make sure the swimmers are A-ok!

Any TR/words of advice?
Bring your own porn. Their stash will be HORRIBLE!
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12-09-2007 , 03:32 PM
Happy Holidays!

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12-09-2007 , 04:34 PM
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12-09-2007 , 10:07 PM
I am now joining this group. We found out my wife is pregnant last week. Theoretical due date is August 10th.

Question for the women and for others to ask their wives. We are going on a cruise in early March. How much will she be showing at that point? She is trying to do some wardrobe planning, I am telling her she will barely show at that point. She is looking at maternity dresses. Someone give us some guidance.
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12-10-2007 , 11:11 AM
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I am now joining this group. We found out my wife is pregnant last week. Theoretical due date is August 10th.

Question for the women and for others to ask their wives. We are going on a cruise in early March. How much will she be showing at that point? She is trying to do some wardrobe planning, I am telling her she will barely show at that point. She is looking at maternity dresses. Someone give us some guidance.

Congratulations.

She will be 18-20 weeks or so yes?
I agree she will probably not be showing much. I would think it will be most obvious to her. Things will be starting to shift(given the first trimester goes off without a hitch, i.e a lot of morning sickness-some women can loose quite a bit a weight too)

She should wait and see-plenty of time to shop. I would think that for a warm weather cruise it would be fairly easy to find the not quite ready for maternity clothes.
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12-10-2007 , 04:25 PM
I might have gotten someones wife pregnant does that count?
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12-10-2007 , 05:28 PM
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I am now joining this group. We found out my wife is pregnant last week. Theoretical due date is August 10th.

Question for the women and for others to ask their wives. We are going on a cruise in early March. How much will she be showing at that point? She is trying to do some wardrobe planning, I am telling her she will barely show at that point. She is looking at maternity dresses. Someone give us some guidance.
Get her a Bella Band. It's awesome.
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12-11-2007 , 09:59 PM
Happy Holidays Everyone!

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12-11-2007 , 10:04 PM
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12-12-2007 , 07:57 PM
That's a nice head of hair there, sam.

Perhaps even 'Hollywood' worthy, methinks!
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12-12-2007 , 10:57 PM
Sorry I've been away from this thread for so long. Congrats to all the new and expecting parents.

Here's the updated photo. Samantha is 4 and looking for a Nintendo DS from Santa, and, Julia is 1 and just had her second surgery (skin tag removal from both ears). Both are doing well. Now, if Julia would just start growing into her 12 month clothes, we'd be all set!



Happy Holidays to all!


Joe
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12-13-2007 , 12:40 AM
Aww these pictures are wonderful! I love opening this thread. 2+2ers have beautiful babies
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12-13-2007 , 04:51 AM
Gracelyn Saaya, 12/10/07 7:22PM, 7lb, 5oz.

Poor little one is in the NICU as she has had some blood sugar issues but as of an hour ago, she's off the IV and is doing very very well. I've been heading in to feed her every 3hours.



Most amazing experience, my wife is my hero and Gracie is the greatest gift I have ever received.

Thanks to all of your advice in the El Diablo thread a while back, good luck to all future and current parents.

Happy Holidays,
Joe Tall
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12-13-2007 , 07:50 PM
Don't have Audrey's Christmas pics up just yet, but here are a couple of adorable new ones!



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12-17-2007 , 05:36 PM
I forgot about this thread. Thanks for the PM DCasper. The twins are almost 1 year old, and things are starting to slowly get a little more sane around here. Everyone's healthy and happy, Merry Christmas fellow 2+2ers, here's a pic from a couple months ago:

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12-17-2007 , 09:48 PM
04/16/08 - jamzfive (#1, boy)



jb
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12-17-2007 , 11:07 PM
Joe Tall - Hope she's still doing well, and congrats.
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12-17-2007 , 11:12 PM

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