Season 9, Episode 16: Get the Dodge outta Hell
Synopsis: Al's Dodge mysteriously disappears during a trip to the car wash. Just as mysteriously, Steve Rhoades makes a return appearance.
8/10: Hahaha, one of the classics, and apparently the 200th episode. The whole premise of the Dodge completely disappearing when put through a car wash is terrific, as is the reappearance of Steve. I laughed very hard when the valet asked Al for the keys to the car, and Al gives him a screwdriver.
Dialogue:
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Al: Oh, Peg, look, Car-Bras.
Peg: The Dodge does not need a Car-Bra.
Al: Oh, it's not for the Dodge, Peg. No, it's for your mom.
[Al holds the box up]
Al: Look, it's even in her size: "Astro Van".
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Al: I want my Dodge, dag-nabit.
Mikey: Dag-nabit? What did you do, get the "Hooked on Phonics" Yosemite Sam tape?
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Al: Now, this is ridiculous. Somewhere in this carwash is a Dodge with my name on it.
Peg: Gee, I didn't know they made a Dodge Loser.
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Al: Oh Peg, look a racing strip!
Peggy: The Dodge doesn't need a racing strip. I couldn't hit 60 if it dropped out of a plane.
Al: No, but you could, Peg.
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Steve: Same old Marcy. Flat and to the point.
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Mikey: We're going to buy you a new car,how does a Hyundai sound?
Al: Like an old lawn mover.