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you guys. good to see golddog

I literally crafted 2 texts and deleted both, before finally succumbing to my demons and initiating the spat, sending the 3rd iteration lol.

It is what it is. I'm golfing with a half brother in 8 hours

06-18-2020 , 12:03 AM

#1078

Schlitz mmmm

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But boy did God and the plumbing Gods combine to just f*cking pile-on today at work with unrelenting aggravation, as I couldn't help but mull over the exchange from last night.

The customers loved me, but I vented to my boss, and I could tell he wasn't impressed.

He knows I've got issues, but I'm the baddest plumber west of the Mississippi errr

06-18-2020 , 05:45 AM

#1079

Rebelp

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To Schlitz mmmm
Re :He knows I've got issues, but I'm the baddest plumber west of the Mississippi

You might have had some competition from the late JJ
He spent time in the 70s as a diver fixing underwater pipes in the North Sea
Although a alcoholic he gave up drinking for a month so that he could take a tour of Iran
He came up with the idea of ordering a takeaway when he was in the pub and then popping into the delivery car and saying “Since you are going my way you may as well give me a lift home”

06-18-2020 , 09:48 AM

#1080

John Cole

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Should we have a summer thread or just keep this lousy ****ing spring going because it seems like it's going on forever?

But I'm not one to complain. Usually.

06-18-2020 , 10:07 AM

#1081

lastcardcharlie

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What happened to going by the lousy ****ing solstice?

06-18-2020 , 10:18 AM

#1082

Ray Zee

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be a man and finish the job.

06-18-2020 , 10:36 AM

#1083

Rebelp

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I have found that the best way to deal with a problem is to face up to it, and then run away from it as fast as you can

06-18-2020 , 01:08 PM

#1084

Schlitz mmmm

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not even technically summer yet, and it's hotter than heck!

06-18-2020 , 01:10 PM

#1085

Schlitz mmmm

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had a blast golfing.. played pretty well, too

totally alien course I'd never played before, with comparably fast greens that were a fun challenge to adapt to

06-18-2020 , 01:22 PM

#1086

Schlitz mmmm

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just now this hot blonde from our in-house water restoration division called me for a personal favor giggity

I'm not to take it personal, although we look like people

06-18-2020 , 01:43 PM

#1087

Ray Zee

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something about cleaning out some pipes?

06-18-2020 , 02:16 PM

#1088

John Cole

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

What happened to going by the lousy ****ing solstice?

I know, but the malaise is overwhelming.

06-18-2020 , 02:30 PM

#1089

lastcardcharlie

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Where's your pluck, John Cole? Take a leaf out of de Gaulle's book.

06-18-2020 , 03:06 PM

#1090

Schlitz mmmm

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Zee

something about cleaning out some pipes?

lol

Not knowing that she would be there(her actual home) on her lunch break, I went over there, looking like a total schlub in an old, stained T-shirt, expecting her grandparents to let me in... not that I cleanup very well anyway, but she still gave me the big eye or something

06-18-2020 , 07:12 PM

#1091

Ray Zee

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post a pic of yourself and her if you can so we can then give you a rating of your chances of success.

06-18-2020 , 07:27 PM

#1092

Ray Zee

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john you tortured us for years and years always being late to start the thread on the solstice. now all of a sudden you want to start early.
are you okay, has the quarantine driven you mad. i know it has done that to zeno.

06-18-2020 , 08:10 PM

#1093

Rebelp

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Reminded me of the saying “Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt” I would never buy the T-Shirt, they are always overpriced.

06-18-2020 , 08:20 PM

#1094

mrbaseball

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebelp

Reminded me of the saying “Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt” I would never buy the T-Shirt, they are always overpriced.

T-shirts are my entire wardrobe. I always buy them. I did a count last week after buying 7 new ones and have 80 in current rotation. Not to mention a bunch of old ones retired to the bench. Heavy workout or exercise days I will go through 2 or 3. A few times a year an occasion will come up that requires an actual collared shirt but I will be wearing a T-shirt both before and after that event whatever it is.

06-18-2020 , 08:25 PM

#1095

Schlitz mmmm

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Zee

post a pic of yourself and her if you can so we can then give you a rating of your chances of success.

ok next time I see her... we'll pose for a selfie in our Covid PPE

I actually visualized a scenario wherein she was wearing a mask the other night, as I choked my sweaty hog. tmi?

06-18-2020 , 08:29 PM

#1096

Schlitz mmmm

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Am I doing doing life right?

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 06-18-2020 at 08:29 PM. Reason: lol

06-18-2020 , 08:33 PM

#1097

Schlitz mmmm

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80-T-rotation Goat

And this broken record
Spin endless circles in the bar

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 06-18-2020 at 08:38 PM.

06-18-2020 , 08:34 PM

#1098

Rebelp

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No one does life right, we just try to get through it

06-18-2020 , 08:44 PM

#1099

Schlitz mmmm

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We got all night to fall in love, but just like that our Covid PPE falls off!

06-18-2020 , 08:46 PM

#1100

Schlitz mmmm

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I just took 2 hits of the super stoney lol it may get weird

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