Mentioned this before, guess I will again. Used to drive a cab. One day, I picked up an older guy wearing a black tracksuit from the downtown police station. He smelled like absolute **** and mumbled so badly that he was almost impossible to understand, but asked me to drive him the short distance to one of the nicest hotels in town. He mumbled something about going to the Grand Ole Opry that night, and asked me to take him. We agreed on a time and I left.
That night I picked him up from the hotel (still wearing the black tracksuit, still smelling like ****) and drove him to the Opry. Later picked him up, and he paid me to drive him around/hang out with him all night. The entire night he continued mumbling so badly I could barely understand him.
We went to a dive bar for a bit, then bought a case of beer and went to Deja Vu (where I saw a dancer stripping off the same dress she'd worn that morning when I drove her to church). Ended up eating breakfast in the wee hours at Huddle House (Waffle House knockoff). I was so tired that I slept in and missed the appt to drive him to the airport that morning.
That smelly passenger was