I hate to trash a book, but Amazon offered me a free book called
The One That Got Away by Simon Wood, and I decided to read it all the way through just for ****s-n-giggles. Absolute crap. Flat, unsympathetic characters, by-the-numbers plot, uninspired use of setting, poor descriptions -- this book has it all. There are plenty of horrible passages like:
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Her breathing had been fast and shallow, but with effort, it was returning to normal. She helped it with long, slow mouthfuls. Each inhale sucked oxygen into her brain. It would make her sharper and mentally agile.
The whole book is basically like that. There's not much good to say about this novel.