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Originally Posted by JudgeHoldem
Which presidents were best or worst fighters?
Some of the toughest were Andrew Jackson (duel king, apparently engaged in at least 8 duels; was held as a prisoner of war at a young age and emerged super tough from it), Abraham Lincoln (there's an interesting anecdote about how he roughed up a gang of local hoodlums, including picking one up and tossing him "twelve feet"), Teddy Roosevelt (had a pet lion at the White House and emerged from being a sickly lad into a physical beast; also, after being shot, politely informed the audience he was speaking to that he had been shot but then continued to speak for an hour and a half anyways), Gerald Ford (had a summer where he fed bears at a national park, and on a sidenote is compared convincingly many times to Homer Simpson), Ronald Reagan (described as having an amazing physique that contradicted his physical age) and of course George Washington (supposedly said he preferred the sound of bullets to the sound of silence).
Some of the physically weakest were John Adams (who the book describes as easily one of the smartest presidents), Herbert Hoover, Harry Truman, and of course Taft.
The books draws very favorable portraits of the personalities of the favorites (Washington, Lincoln, both Roosevelts, especially Teddy), but also of McKinley (described as having an amazing character) and Hoover (same). It draws very ugly portraits of Chester Arthur, Rutherford B. Hayes, Warren Harding, Woodrow Wilson, and Richard Nixon (takes the stance that he purposefully sabotaged peace talks to end the Vietnam War so that he could become President). It paints fascinating portraits of Ulysses Grant (may have had issues with his balls...read the book), Lyndon Johnson (supposedly would whip out his dick constantly to impress people) and James Buchanan (was probably gay, was involved in a bizarre series of events regarding a deceased fiance). Also, there's a funny story about how one of the early 1800s presidents (can't recall who) gave a crazy drunken speech once that was the product of whiskey having been recommended by his doctor for some ailment.
All in all, a very entertaining and quick read.
Oh, and ultimate winner of the battle royale probably Andrew Jackson.
Last edited by karamazonk; 12-25-2014 at 04:07 PM.