Each art piece below is for sale – Minimum bid starts at $1.5 million. Comments are provided for each art piece to elucidate contextual interpretation to each item.

Art pieces and all comments are copyrighted under Zeno Industries, Ltd.


Industrial Rhapsody in B-minor
(Mixed Media)





The artist confronts industrialism and post-industrialism in the gaudy terms of blunt trauma.

-Ceil B. Ceil (Art critic, The Atlantic)

Weaves a new paradigm for abstraction and sets a new standard for the juxtaposition of form and matter.

- Christopher X. Blastocyst (New York Times)

We were thunderstruck!

-AC/DC (Rolling Stone)

Boggles the mind!

-John Coal (Editor of Arts and Stuff Magazine)

Step aside Marcel Duchamp.

-Holly H. Howitzer (Art Critic, Washington Post)



Greaser Paradise
(Mixed Media)





Simplicity is given an extraordinary tone – a quantum leap that exemplifies modern disillusionment.

-Christ O. Lapidary (Vanity Fair)






Woman in A-Sharp
(Natural Wood)





This supposed art piece is executed in exasperating and pornographic detail -Doubtless a product of a deranged and debouched mind fully contaminated by Toxic Masculinity.

-Ripple I. Blowhard (The New Millennium Feminist)



Bids accepted in sealed envelopes only and must be submitted by April 1, 2019.

It is rare for such museum quality pieces to be up for public auction.

Is there any possibility that you've been experiencing rough idling on cold mornings?

Each work is suggestive of existential crisis.

lol OP Goat

Points, plugs, and condenser have recently been replaced along with the fuel filter; so my brain is running at peak efficiency and smoothness.

It is a public service to expose my art to the masses for the benefit of all.

sad reflection on our society and no doubt someone will attempt to buy one.

art can be whatever but a slight misspelling or dyslexia brings rat.

mack his rough idling isnt in his car.

but a slight turn to the right might advance his timing.

I'm here for the free wine and snacks. Great showing, lovely gallery you got here, Zeno. Exquisite taste.

he sucked you in too. now who else.

Sorry, we do not accept unsolicited submissions at this time.

-- Metropolitan Museum of Art

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