My colleague and friend has the Oscar statue for Green Book in her office.

...why?

Her husband is a friend of the Farrelly brothers. She's just showing it off to her classes.

John, Time for that horrible cliche: Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Enjoy.

I'm usually better once I get into the classroom. The students will have to deal with the shock of having me for their teacher.

john as soon as it starts and gets going you will get back in the swing of things and enjoy what you do.

I still look forward to the classroom. But I haven't been teaching that long.

when you get as old as john check back in and tell us how you like it.

Made it through my one class today. Not bad. Two tomorrow.

Two to many.

tutu much

Italy has a new government.

ZaSu Pitts!

here is the days police report in kalispell, montana. crime is obvious on the rise.
we need bigger prisons.





12:12 a.m. A man on a bike crashed.

7:36 a.m. A Libby man hit a deer on his morning commute.

2:03 p.m. A woman was renting a space for her business but decided to move. That move was derailed, however, because the landlord changed the locks as soon as he found out she was leaving and now she can’t get any of her stuff.

2:42 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because his son got arrested the night before and he wanted to know how he could get his car back.

2:44 p.m. Tools were stolen.

2:51 p.m. A dog attacked another dog in Kalispell.

2:54 p.m. Children were screaming. Turns out it was a pocket dial and the dispatcher was listening to two children playing.

3:53 p.m. Someone found a stolen bike.

4:03 p.m. A man was “severely intoxicated.”

4:22 p.m. A child got on the wrong bus.

6:30 p.m. Two men at a local ATM were screaming at each other.

6:59 p.m. An 11-year-old was trashing his house.

7:47 p.m. Someone illegally parked their camper.

8:05 p.m. A man allegedly lost his backpack while running from the cops a few days ago. Apparently, there was some stuff in there that he really needed so he called the cops to see if they had found it.

8:33 p.m. Three men were acting suspicious.

8:54 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that his neighbors were blasting music.

9:47 p.m. A man was going from car to car in a local parking lot trying to sell tools to people.

11:38 p.m. A Kalispell man said his ex-girlfriend would not stop texting hi

I love the small town 911 blog
Tools and bikes seem overly represented.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi . . .

two days of class and you're already stuttering

Ray, that's great. We have similar logs around here. See below.

hi

High

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From a police report:

"What were you doing at 5:00 pm?"

Answer: "Taking a shower and thinking about Angela Lansbury."

the police in smaller town reports are great to read. very little in the way of killings, muggings and physical robberies.