My daughter is trying to sell her house, but she needs a few repairs done after inspection. Her father-in-law can do the work, but they need a licensed contractor to sign off on it.
Contractor inspects work and says it's fine.
Anyway, my son-in-law, a police lieutenant, met the contractor a few years ago. He was responding to a call when a guy, dead drunk, rides up to the scene in a, get this, golf cart and says he knows the chief of police.
My son-in-law's response: "So do I. Now get in your golf cart and go the **** home."
The contractor didn't recognize my son-in-law.