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01-28-2011 , 11:49 AM

Davoon

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 119

mine is

what do you do to have your woman still be screaming 15 minutes after intercourse?

Wipe your dick with the curtain.

yours?

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01-28-2011 , 11:50 AM

wheenyPK

journeyman

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 287

That's two lines.

Last edited by wheenyPK; 01-28-2011 at 11:53 AM. Reason: "OP is a ******" obv

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01-28-2011 , 11:50 AM

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,674

I think this was done before

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01-28-2011 , 11:51 AM

Glo4ming

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,674

mine is "OP is a ******"

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01-28-2011 , 11:55 AM

Quagmyer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 8,252

mine's "ban"

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01-28-2011 , 11:55 AM

EADGBE

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 15,841

eat a bowl of dicks

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01-28-2011 , 11:56 AM

Davoon

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 119

5 responds and no gtfo. i consider this a success.

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01-28-2011 , 11:57 AM

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,674

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Originally Posted by Davoon

5 responds and no gtfo. i consider this a success.

it may sound impossible for you but 4L is evolving, slowly.... but it does

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01-28-2011 , 11:59 AM

sockyII

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,392

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Originally Posted by Davoon

5 responds and no gtfo. i consider this a success.

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Originally Posted by mikelle

it may sound impossible for you but 4L is evolving, slowly.... but it does

I'm not. How bout a nice tall glass of GTFO.

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01-28-2011 , 12:00 PM

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mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,674

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Originally Posted by sockyII

I'm not. How bout a nice tall glass of GTFO.

sure and put it on my account

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01-28-2011 , 12:01 PM

#11

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,674

GTFO OP

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01-28-2011 , 12:05 PM

#12

sockyII

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,392

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Originally Posted by mikelle

GTFO OP

Yeah I should've just said that.

Last edited by sockyII; 01-28-2011 at 12:08 PM. Reason: Davoon is kinda weird

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01-28-2011 , 12:09 PM

#13

Davoon

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 119

too late im afraid.

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01-28-2011 , 12:12 PM

#14

EADGBE

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 15,841

davoon is my gimmick

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01-28-2011 , 12:23 PM

#15

Davoon

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 119

coz I needed a new account. too many people knew i caught teh ghey.

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01-28-2011 , 12:34 PM

#16

sockyII

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,392

Quote:

Originally Posted by EADGBE

davoon is my gimmick

LOL

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01-28-2011 , 07:40 PM

#17

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

Keep ****ing that chicken.

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01-28-2011 , 07:43 PM

#18

EADGBE

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 15,841

take my wife, please

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01-28-2011 , 07:45 PM

#19

slaytanic

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,594

Quote:

Originally Posted by EADGBE

eat a bowl of dicks

then pause for a sec and add

Spoiler:

always gets a groan for adding the mental imagery

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01-28-2011 , 07:45 PM

#20

Francis M.H.

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 2,701

last week this prick asked me to christen his kid

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01-28-2011 , 07:48 PM

#21

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

Quote:

Originally Posted by EADGBE

take my wife, please

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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01-28-2011 , 07:48 PM

#22

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

Quote:

Originally Posted by Francis M.H.

last week this prick asked me to christen his kid

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01-28-2011 , 08:13 PM

#23

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,080

itchy?

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01-28-2011 , 08:17 PM

#24

sportsjefe

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 13,693

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Originally Posted by Da33le

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

first (and only so far) one liner itt.

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01-28-2011 , 08:20 PM

#25

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Was that a fat joke?

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