I was a Jehovah's Witness as a kid, so basically everything was banned for us, so obviously if we were ever caught with porn or the such, that would be, well unspeakable. Found this tape in my GRANDFATHER's cupboards when i was a young teen scrounging around for a few bucks. Shipped it into my bag and took it home and whacked her in the VCR, no pun intended, and enjoyed my first porn vid and it was relatively modern considering my horndog grandad had it in his collection.

Long story short, I left it in the VCR (who knows how) and my mum, well she found it and I bought out some H'wood like tears and expressed to her how I found it and felt so bad that I had taken a look at it, that I had PURPOSELY left it in there so I would be caught as I could not handle telling her straight up.... She ended up feeling sorry for me. One of my all-time greatest bluffs to date.

Now that's just crazy talk.

Grunch: what you know bout porn hater? Oh wait...

I'm pretty sure that you oldsters just don't have enough semen.

I really haven't read this thread, but

LOL @ the Jenna Haze pic



"Hey Dom, I'm a dirty nasty whore with no morals."

You Much Porn Youngsters Too Have

Sarah Vandella works out at a gym down the block from me. My friend has gawked so badly that she once packed up her stuff and left immediately within 5 minutes of arriving.

I'm going to be off topic here, but:

You guys ever do that thing where you say your friend needs help or your friend did this and that even though it's actually you?

Sorry, continue

no

Incorrect. I've had some really awful sex. Sex so bad I'd prefer stroking over it.

And whose fault would you say that is?

if that is the case, you are more than likely a major part of the problem

Faye does not agree with you...she like her sex porny...

The other person for being grotesque.

Not sure what that picture is suppose to mean..

They were born that way. You chose to let them into your bed. Sounds like you should get higher standards, or better game.

So girls want to stop being disrespected.

Yet they play no part in the postion they are in...

I don't think anyone here has said or would agree with that.

She turned out to be a he?

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wh6 needs porn when you can have French Toast Crunch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XboXiUQXI6s

Porn/rant monologue written and directed by Herschell Gordon Lewis....This is epic my friends.

Here's me with H.G. Lewis

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