his avatar is not a hot girl avatar. that is fat chav-slag twat Kerry Katona.

ban for bad taste.

FYP

At my last job we had about 50 salary employees (engineers mostly) that worked in the offices upstairs and downstairs, and about 200 wage employees (cheap labor) working on the manufacturing floor.

The offices had a pretty nice bathroom. Clean, nice air freshener that was changed regularly, abundant supply of necessities like toilet paper, and most of all only a handful of people trafficking it daily.

The manufacturing floor bathroom had 200 disgruntled immigrants using it that obviously weren't quite in tune with American culture yet. Apparantly in South America where they don't have toilets you just throw toilet paper in the trash and not in the non-existent toilet. So naturally their bahtroom smelled like **** due to wastebaskets literally full of ****.

Anyway, they didn't like our clean bathroom. So at least once a month one of the laborers snuck in there after hours and did his business: on the floor, on the walls, on the ceiling (WTF HOW?!), in the sink, on the doorknob, basically everywhere except in the toilet.

Beautiful white walls smeared brown with the feces of cheap labor (obviously the worst kind, I bet their **** looked worse before it went through their apparently disrupted digestive system and turned into actual ****).

Thankfully, 6 years of college elevated me above cleaning status and the janitor that could speak 5 languages had to do it, but he never seemed to mind.

We never had any ****ty dildos, but I always found it ironic that the laborers ****ed up our bathroom to get back at the salaried white folk but only succeeded in making one of their own laborer buddies spent 3 hours whiping **** off the walls.

Good one imo.

Moral of the story: lol laborers.

meh ok not a great pic, but this thread needed visualisation of some kind

the effort is noted

Why don't you Google for 'excrement' and 'toilet' with safe search turned off and TR it for us?

Man the British has such awesomely cool slang words.

im doing it wrong i think...

pics or the intertubes?

the pics tab should be a fine sight

[?] i came?

lol dunno there are some nasty pics, but none TR worthy imo

Woah Woah Woah, I have aliases for whenever your thinking that I was there....

duh

So how big was the dildo?

I managed a restaurant in a former life and once passed a table with 2 50ish totally normally looking guys having dinner.

Their dinner went off without a hitch, but they left a paper bag behind in their booth.

Full of freshly used, steamy, aromatic dildos.

I left the bag for the next manager with a note to keep his friends out of here.

sounds like a team job

that would make a lot of sense if you were a horse

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