suck me off while sucking my friend off. hookers these days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwFW834Mrcc

This was a few years ago, I was about 19-20 at the time. Had a house party in my small town. Married woman (she was about 27 -28) that lived down the alley from me showed up at the house. She was seriously loaded and just got back from the bar. I ended up getting a BJ from her in our basement.

My room mate snuck down and took a pic with his digital. He was kind of a fat loser who didn't get laid much.

He began black mailing her for sex. He said he would email the pic all over town if she didnt put out for him. It got really bad after a while. He would totally humiliate, f##k and abuse this woman every couple of days for about a month. Anal, S and M, pissed on her a bunch. He had some serious issues and was working them out on her.

She asks me to please intervene. She wants to save her marriage (2 kids) and doesnt know what to do. By this time the rumors are out there and she gets busted by hubby anyway. End marriage. Sh@#$y thing was that I got made out to be the bad guy and got a beating from husband and his work pals.

gtfo

quit making stupid ****ing threads you ******s.
your all scum

n1 coullier the laughing part is awesome

sweet your mom laughed while i penetrated her and your grandma.
is that a beat

My girlfriend knocked on my front door one night and when i opened it she was crying and said "she just found out i was cheating" which was true..I couldnt believe she found out. I totally denied it but she kept going on and on so i guess the pressure got to me and i just punched her and said "look at what you just made me do"...

Another time before that me and my friend were playing "double dribble"(back in the day) on i think sega or something..Anyway my girlfriend(SAME AS ABOVE) was sitting behind us in a chair..she kept asking me NICELY to please take her home..I told her i will after were done playing. 10min or so go by and she asks again(nicely) and i say "i ****ing told you to wait" she gets up to walk out and i punch her as hard as i can in the leg and she falls down crying hysterically..Me and my boy turn around like nothing happen and finish our game!!!

She was the sweetest girl ever...i cant believe i did that..IM A SICK HUMAN BEING!!!!

Brag: as im writing this i cant stop laughing though! LOL

You should have tried hitting her.

Oh shi-

Yeah, every story would go something like this:



I went on a date with this guy, and I could tell right away what a loser he was. So I moved in with him, then quit my job. Every week I "borrowed" money from him. I spent the money on booze and made sure that every night when he got home from work I was too drunk to have sex with him. Then one day, when I knew he'd be home early from work, I invited a friend of his over and had sex his friend on the the living room floor so he'd walk in on us when he got home. After I moved out he accused me of stealing his Xbox, Bluray, HDTV & stereo, but that wasn't true. I didn't steal them, I just threw them all in a dumpster. But before I moved out, I photocopied his driver's license, credit cards and bank statements. Now for some on-line shopping!

The guy might have been a loser but you don't come out as a big winner in this story either.

The good old days..
years ago I slept over at my gf place. during the night i got out of bed and went into her sisters bedroom, one floor above. i knew she wanted me, so i agreed to all her whining about how bad her boyfriend treats her before eventually getting the sexy time i came for. Unfortunately the wooden floor started squeaking real bad and we had to stop. High risk her sister/my girlfriend, sleeping directly one floor below us, would wake up. I was satisfied by a solid bj.
So far so good.
New years eve, my gf, her sister and mother were over at my parents house to celebrate. Long story short, her mother ****ed my dad, everybody knew it and i was forced to throw them out of the house at like 5:30 in the morning. at 6:00 o'clock i get a phone call from my girlfriends sister, saying her mothers boyfriend committed suicide during the night (must of been the exact same time she slept with my dad haha).
A couple of mins later i called my girlfriend and broke up with her, saying her family is weird, 'your sister gives me head and your mother ****s my dad'. I never heard from her again.
Happy new year.

for someone who likes going commenting on how ****ty other posts/threads are, you really suck at posting. And that video isn't going to get any funnier now matter how many times you post it

Now STFU and be a good little noob kthxbye

Ha no, I just thought it was funny she prefaced it. Nothing she did was all that bad, just a little crazy.

Let's all pick our 3 favorites then.

Mine
1. 3. I got another gf pregnant, so left the country (this was in asia) and threw away my SIM card.

2. Had a jawing match with some obnoxious whores at a sandwich shop in entertainment district after a night out. One of them left their cell phone at the pick up counter. Ship pics of her blowing some dude to 100+ including fam.

3. 2) We went to law school together but he never got a job after graduation and I felt somewhat responsible so I let him crash at my place. He was broke but a great wingman so I would bring him out. He started dating a waitress from one of the bars we were regulars at. I have no idea why but probably because he was drunk he told her he had a condo in a different city. This progressed to them moving in together (again I don't know why he promised her this except he tended to promise people a lot of stuff when drunk). The guy didn't have $10 let alone a condo but from the girl's perspective he had expensive clothing, spent a lot of money and didn't work so she thought he was rich. She quit her job, gave up her apartment, packed up everything and then had no where to go.

Brag: Got this woman to let me move into her house rent free while I'm making 50k a year and paying off student loans.

Beat: That woman is my mom.

Variance: I went to RIT for five years, so all these stories about drunk women putting out seem completely foreign to me.

Take RIT mix it in with living at home, poker, your avatar and I dont doubt this

when i went to my high school prom, one of the guys in my group went with some random chick ( i think he was in a fight with his gf at the time or sth stupid).

anyway, she made it clear that she had no intentions of having sexual relations with my friend. my friend obviously feels this is unfair and decides he is going to have fun one way or another.

his master plan was to masturbate in front of her and upon finishing say, "see? that coulda been in ya, but you chose otherwise".

...she left the room as soon as he pulled his dong out.

The real beat about RIT is the women who go there. Yikes! There were always plenty of drunk RIT women around, there were just always better options.

gtfo

ip ban

one time i took a stripper home from wva to NoVA. she lived at the top of MD and thought she was getting a ride in the morning. no chance. i went to Ihop, ordered breakfast for the two of us and then walked out the front door.

pwnt imo

True story: I went to a sport bar with my senior project buddies one night, and we saw a group of 12 women who looked to be between the ages of 16-19. My buddies dared me to go over there and talk to them. I knew nothing would come of it (me being 22 and New York State having laws about that sort of thing), so I went over there and asked the most brilliant question of all time:

"Excuse me ladies. Who over here likes to play Kingdom Hearts II?"

11 of them looked like they wanted to call the cops (variance: I am a 6' 300+ lb black man with an afro three-four inches high), but one of them actually said yes (luckily she was the 19 year old), so we talked for a couple of minutes before my friends convinced me to embarrass myself at darts.

The saddest thing is that this is the most interaction I have ever had with another woman that wasn't my friend, a classmate, or a relative.

A+

-made a tape of us having sex and sent it to her parents

-sent a girl an iPod box for her birthday, we had broken up and she was always talking about i should "give" her my iPod(yeah right) so I sent her an empty iPod box with a couple of rocks in it

both of these girls were b****es that deserved that and more