wow

Bill Murray delivers this line in Kingpin with biblical perfection...lol

ho...nubba...levoo

I guess that is where my friend got it from then.

A friend of mine asked me to take naked pictures of her while I was in a relationship with my current gf. So I took naked pictures of the girl and didn't tell my gf... until a month later when I broke up with her and figured I may as well let her know. I was probably angry or something. She really really hated the girl and was always very jealous/suspicious of her. We ended up getting back together though. I've probably done worse, but this is all I can think of right now.

Edit: I had just recently gotten a nice camera.

Both of these were by the same friend.

1) He got a girl pregnant and his way of dealing with it was to call block her.

2) We went to law school together but he never got a job after graduation and I felt somewhat responsible so I let him crash at my place. He was broke but a great wingman so I would bring him out. He started dating a waitress from one of the bars we were regulars at. I have no idea why but probably because he was drunk he told her he had a condo in a different city. This progressed to them moving in together (again I don't know why he promised her this except he tended to promise people a lot of stuff when drunk). The guy didn't have $10 let alone a condo but from the girl's perspective he had expensive clothing, spent a lot of money and didn't work so she thought he was rich. She quit her job, gave up her apartment, packed up everything and then had no where to go.

lmao

Damn I wish I could think of something to contribute to this thread.

Make something up like 50+% of the other posters did.

i have not done anything too bad i don't think

i was seeing this guy and randomly found his face kissing another girl in a picture on this girls xanga and her page was all about how awesome her new boyfriend was and all this crap. and since i knew he was just a dirty scumbag i wanted to make amends to her so neither of us had to be hurt by him any further. but she was one of those "stand by your man" types so i had to go to drastic measures. she thought i was just jealous and trying to interfere in their relationship and made all this crap up. and that i was just the girl on the side when in reality we were both the idiots being played. since she wouldn't listen to me i had to get proof. so i went and saw him all sexified and got pictures of me and him kissing and cuddling with time stamps on the pictures. and i posted them all over my xanga and commented her with them. so she looked really stupid and felt really stupid and since she was in high school at the time it was the end of her life and her friends were super pissed and she felt soOoOoOoOoOoO embarrassed. after that she believed me and realized he wasn't worth it and now were friends. but what i had to do was pretty bad considering she was a teenybopper and felt this stunt of mine ruined her life at the time.

other than that ive done nothing horribly bad to any other girl

R34, surely you've broken a few hearts....

nah. ive sexed one girl and that went off smoothly. never hit another girl, never made some conniving plan to hurt another girl. i dont think ive ever done anything too bad to a guy either. i threw a korean pepsi can at one guys head. smashed all of his CDs. took away the amp to his car (that i bought him) and left him heart broken over that. made some bad blog posts about him and hacked his myspace and posted a bunch of ****ty things hes done so his whole family saw. oh i guess i did send pictures of him with other girls to his ex girlfriend who thought i was a home wrecker when he was the one who lied to me about wanting to get back with his ex. i did that to deliberately hurt her because she was such a dumb bit*h and believed everything he said.

i am too much of a wuss to really hurt people. i cant even watch people get embarrassed or feel bad on tv without having to turn the channel because it makes me feel sad inside.

tr obv

The part in bold qualifies, imo.

This was about 5 years ago, but still priceless:

In college my roommate had a girl who was totally in love with him. He obv. didn't feel the same way and dumped her after a couple of months. The problem, however, was that she bought him the most amazing gifts when they were together. So Christmas came around and he decided to get back together with her and got her to buy him a Play Station 2 as a Christmas present. He dumped her again the day after getting the PS2. In February she came storming over to our place and took back the PS2 when he was gone (I was home, but scared to do anything). She had worked out what he had done and was pissed. In retaliation, he called the police and wanted to press charges b/c she had stolen his property. She was arrested and my friend agreed to drop the charges if she returned the PS2. She did so, and needless to say they haven't spoken to each other since.

So some friends and I went to a east coast beach for a weekend. We drank it up the whole time, met a bunch of chicks but couldn't seal the deal. Saturday night, after drinking in this club, we get back to our hotel around 1 am, and notice the room next to us, which has one of those connecting doors, has two rather hot chicks. One of my friends grabs a bottle of tequila, knocks, and goes in. I follow him in, and very soon it's obv that one of these girls wants my junk. Eventually, all 6 of us are partying in their room, so she and I head down to the pool to get away. The pool is too cold, so we get back, go into their bathroom, and she gives me a BJ then I hit it from behind. We drink some more, and my friends go back to our room, and she wants to cuddle a bit. I tell her I'm tired and we're leaving early, so I'm going to bed.

My friends are like, wtf, that was cold, so I go over about 30 min later and get in bed with her. We start sexing again with her friend asleep (?) in the other bed in no time. After sexytime, I hang out for about 10 minutes before I'm like, "I'm really tired now, nice meeting you" and head back to our room.

Finishing college, got a new pickup truck and headed to the bar with a buddy.

Proceeded to get so wasted, I couldn't keep my head up at the bar so I got kicked out. My buddy sees this and follows me out with the girl he had picked up who "needed a ride home".

He said to give him the keys but I was like "Hell no! This truck is brand new, I'm not letting you drive it!" Drunk logic lol...

We get in with her in between the two of us and go swerving our way back home. My buddy proceeds to work on undressing her in the truck and encourages me to help. She was down with it and before long she was naked and lying across both of our laps, facing up towards me.

She whispers "kiss me" so I did (while swerving at 65mph or so) and somehow I didn't kill us all...this night has potential...I thought.

So I get into my buddy's neighborhood but I'm so wasted I can't remember where his house is, so he says "Just let me out right here, you're close enough"

GAME ON!!!

So me and this girl (name?) start getting after it, she rips off my pants and says how much she wants me. Unfortunately, my body was shutting down (gg Goldschlager) and there was no response from the weapon of mass destruction...asdfjasdlghasdfjasd!!!!! The only good news was that she was WAY too wasted to even notice.

At that point, she gurgled a little like she was going to puke. NOT IN MY NEW TRUCK YOU AREN'T!! So I leaned over her and opened the door.

She started puking then fell completely out of the vehicle.

So I shut the door behind her and left.

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Beat: Had easy pu**y and failed miserably.

Brag: Kept the new truck spotless

Variance: She ended up fine. She ran into my buddy again and said "I don't remember what happened"..just that we left the bar and later a cop found her naked on the side of the road and took her home. She wasn't even that upset...normal for her?

i hate to do the friend thing, but this one is pretty good:

friend/acquantance got a girl pregnant, she tells him, first thing that pops into his head "hey want to go to the amusement park"

think about it

Dude your friends are pussys, my friends would be ashamed of me if i cuddled.

The one who was most vocal about it was the one I was splitting a bed with. Might have had something to do with it.

(1) When I dumped my h.s. girlfriend (over the phone, during my freshman year in college) I told I her I had never really loved her (we were together 4 years) and that I only stayed with her so long because I thought she'd kill herself if I dumped her and I didn't want to be responsible for that (this was all true). The following summer, of course we hooked up again & I fell for her hardcore then she left me for some guy she was in a band with who proceeded to cheat on her (which I had never done).

(2) When I broke up with my college girlfriend, I posted a pic of her blowing me as the main pic on a social networking website we were both on. I left it up for less than 24 hrs but it generated a well-above-average 300 hits on my profile. I had an agreement with her never to show anyone the videos, but she (being absent-minded) forgot to make a similar agreement with me regarding the pics. She didn't sue or anything and I removed the pic w/o getting in any trouble for putting it up. Still it made me kind of a pariah on this particular site b/c there are lots of feminazi types there.

When I was a freshman in college I went out with a girl who was in HS. She was a blonde cheerleader, etc. and I was basically her first everything beyond a kiss.

Needless to say she had a curfew of like 11:00 PM and I was a partyer so our "dates" usually consisted of the two of us meeting in a parking lot, going somewhere else, sexing in my car then maybe getting something to eat before I dropped her off.

I often would sex her, then leave and go drink/party later that night. I also cheated on her mercilessly.

Probably one of the lowest things I did was the night before New Year's some of her friends which was mix of HS and college kids my age had a party at a hotel. She couldn't go for some reason (her parents were really strict) and we got the hotel room.

I had a fake ID and got the booze. About halfway through the party, I start making out with one of her good friends. Later that night I had her topless and giving me head and was going to sex her but her other friends stopped it.

Yeah, I was kind of an ******* back in the day.

This should say, "Yeah, I was kind of AWESOME back in the day."

ATM after using hand lotion as lube.

I checked the bottle for poison control warnings after she passed out.

One of my friends liked this girl and he had a party...when her mom came to pick her up we were talking about how she was ugly and how her daughter came out hot

So I told that girl we had a long talk about how her mom was ugly when she pissed me off one day

Wow I was such a douche...this was in grade 7 btw