So you had an incestual threesome?

Make her cry by putting my d*#$% in her a#%. But in all fairness I was doing it from behind so how could I tell she was crying?

I love u!!

this thread is epic,

I started to hate my x-gf because she was infactuated, so I went and met her best friend, my x-gf was there so I thought awesome, insta stuck my tounge down her throat, ended up at hers, I was receiving calls whilst I was upstairs in her room with her and I ignored them ldo, then when id done it was my mates sayin theyd been beaten up come help, i was like wtf, i came downstairs theyd trashed the kitchen, and realised this girl lived with 5 guys, i was in the **** but managed to chat my way out of it, i never saw either of them again and x-gf now hates me for doing her best friend but they are still friends I think so its all good.

Epic thread IMO

A+++

I once dumped a girl in the street, and literally turned around and ran away. I wanted to catch a bus that would drop me at a club.



But the worse thing is definitely impregnation.

ex-gf barged in on me having sex with her mom while her dad was watching

i call shenanigens or whoever u spell that

This is a good thread, but there's a lot of stuff in here that isn't really like, that bad.

The worst thing I ever did to a woman was take a girl who gave up her family/friends and career ambitions post-college to stay living in the same city as me...fast forward 5 years. I cheated on her, she never knew. She was totally in love with me, and we spoke often of marriage. She would have married me in a second. Then I just told her one day out of the blue that I didn't want to be with her anymore. She packed up and moved away that weekend, and I never spoke to her again. Ever.

L M F A O ! that is a win !

How is this bad?

u won...we can't beat this

I started casually dating this girl who became very clingy and turned out to be crazy (actually crazy not just guy speak crazy). She turned into a full out stalker. I couldn't get rid of her. My one play was that she was Miss <small town> and she wanted to go home for some passing on of the crown ceremony. So I offered to pay for her trip one way and then I'd come pick her up as there was a casino with poker nearby and if I couldn't come I'd send money for her to come back as she was broke. Soon as she was gone I changed my cell phone number. Left her stranded. Took her over a month to get back.

I dated a girl for 2ish years then broke up with her. She really wanted me back so I started having fairly humiliating sex with her, making her say she is my slave /is worthless etc. While at the same time still sleeping with the girl who I sort of left her for(who is still my current gf a few years later). Anyway this all wasn't all that bad until I went away for a month to live with a friend of mine on the other side of the country. While there I got drunk and had her perform for my friend and I(didn't tell her he was there) a few times on the web cam I had left there when I moved out. At least one of the times I got her to penetrate herself with a banana. Oh yeah when I came back I found out she was banging some other guy she was now interested in, so I got jealous, convinced her to stop talking to him and got back together with her for a few months.

Got a girl pregnant then hit her with a Shoryuken to the left fallopian tube.

Obv scame - no one that says Shoryuken has ever got laid.

Not sure winning is good in this thread, lol. Definitely leave a wake of broken women. C'est la vie.

Went out with a friend to meet this girl he was banging, she turns up with her friend who I went to school with and didn't really like. We all end up at my the girl my friend was bangings house and I get left with this girl and end up ****ing her.

Afterwards as I get up to go for a piss she asks me to get her a drink, I picked a cup up in the bathroom, put it in the toilet bowl and filled it with water.

Wish I had had the piss first.

I met this chick at a bar. I remember thinking she was probably 5/10 at the beginning of the nite. By the end of the nite she was 10/10 obv, so I went home with her. Was way hammered so passed out after getting head and playing with her huge tits. She loved me anyway. So, I get up and leave before she wakes up, but I thought I'd like to **** her so I left her my number. I never got a real look at her.

After a week or so of phone calls and whatnot, two of my buddies and I went over her house where she was drinking with 2 friends. One of her friends was super hot, but my sober eyes now put her on a 3. I'm done with this girl at first site and start scheming for the break out. After about 30 mins I tell them I left something in the car and make a bolt for it. My one buddy is on to me and is all "don't do it man". I'm all, "what are you talking about? I'll be right back."

I'm hoofing it home for about 10 mins when my cell rings. My buddy is on the phone telling me 3 is all sad and wondering what happened. The hotty is in the back going, "what you think happened? he saw you sober and now he's being a dick". She goes on calling me a ********** and everything you can imagine. I tell my boy to tell hotty I'd come back for her, but not for the 3. He tells her, but it didn't go well.

At least I left the car for my boys. They left about 5 mins later and found me walking home. We went to another bar iirc.

I have a couple...

1. Hopped on a plane to follow a gf to a different country in europe. Hooked up with her best friend right away and was staying with her within a couple weeks.
2. Dumped said best friend with an email much later.
3. I got another gf pregnant, so left the country (this was in asia) and threw away my SIM card.

There's more, too. I obv don't get into relationships anymore - these days if a girl shows any signs of interest beyond casual sex or friendship I just laugh and tell her to look elsewhere. Best thing I can do for them.

Cought ex GF making out with my brother, in trying to leave in a hurry she left her phone. I call up her best friend who I'd met once before and obviously had a thing for me. I drive a couple hours to her place, take pictures with ex gf's phone while hitting it doggy then before heading home I drop the phone off at her house acting all nice.

She left a VM on my phone while crying.
They aren't friends anymore.

No regret as we broke up cause she cheated on me with some random dude in addition to nabbing my brother (who was wasted).

i regret posting my lame story, cuz all the fiction in this thread is way more entertaining.

Best one liner I have ever seen to piss off some random chick.

A friend I have that is known for being a bitter ******* when he is drunk (its funny if your his friend). We were walking out of a bar and a group of chicks walking in. He says "hey how are you." One chick answers "fine and..." He imediatly interupts her and says "not you, your friend." With a disgusted look on his face. This gets some great reactions and it is pretty ****ing funny.

Just wanted to make sure no one missed this one.