I just got a job on campus in MN...for which I had to go and get an American Social Security Number today.
While in the office waiting 6 obese people came in and sat down on alternating chairs because the breadth of their asses far exceeded the confines of just one...the seventh through the door was an old lady with a cane. I fully expected one of the men to get up and give her their seat and was shocked that none of them did. I obv got up and offered her mine, which she took.
I just stood there mildly fuming...but then it occurred to me...