I'll lay 1.2-1 on me getting banned some time this week. Escrow?

Anyone want to buy $2 of my action. Pokerstars money.

I'll take it!

XD

Well that was quick.

ill sew your ahswhole shut and keep feedin u and feedin u and feedin u.

Take someone's sandwich who was like really, really hungry.

i ****in put a coat hanger on the stove, let it sit there for like 5 minutes....and stick it in ya ass real slow like

The Boots
The victim's legs were placed between two planks of wood and bound together with cords. Between the cords the torturers placed wedges with which they would violently hammer. Each time a wedge was hammered, an acute portion of the shin bone was shattered. The tormentors could hammer at least a dozen wedges up and down the legs. When the Boots were removed, the bone fragments fell to pieces and the skin of the lower legs merely served as loose sacks for them.

The Pear
Hinging on your gender, the pear was either placed in your anus or your vagina in its thin form and then cranked to open up and blossom into a rather uncomfortable position.

The Saw
The saw may represent human ingenuity's darkest hour. The idea here is that when the victim is suspended upside down, most of the blood will go to the head. That is an important part of the process, you see, because as the torturers saw into the victim's crotch, all of the blood in the head will oxygenate the brain so that the victim will not pass out as one normally would under such excruciating pain. Typically, the saw would reach the victim's navel before unconsciousness would take hold -- sometimes as far as the midriff.

Breaking with the Wheel
Okay, we've saved the most treacherous display for last. So, if you've had trouble with any of the above and want to turn back now, no one will think less of you for it................ You still here? You sick bastard. Okay, here we go... In terms of frequency used, the wheel was second only to hanging as the most common form of execution in Germany during the Middle Ages. First, the victim (usually naked) had each of his limbs spread apart and tied to the ground. However, wooden crosspieces were placed under each major joint such as the wrists, ankles, knees, hips and shoulders. The torturer would then smash each limb and joint with the heavy, iron-enhanced wheel. But that was just the beginning of the nightmare. Once the limbs were reduced to gelatinous appendages of mashed bones, blood and flesh, each arm and leg was braided into the spokes of the wheel and then hoisted upright for display. The agonizing victim would remain in this position for days as crows and insects feasted on him or her until death.

Chill out fonkey

i mean hes just posting 2 learn!!

http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdev...20of%20Anguish
Pear of Anguish


Poire d'angoisser - the Pear of Anguish; the Spanish Mouth Pear; or the Oral, Rectal and Vaginal Pear (for those with less-easily offended sensibilities) - is a hideously cruel device.

It was made of four 'leaves' which joined together by a hinge at the top. A screw inserted between the leaves could be turned to slowly separate the four lobes of the 'pear', expanding the orifice into which it had been inserted. The torturer could choose whether to simply distend the cavity, or expand the pear to it's absolute maximum and mutilate the prisoner.

Of course, the orifice which was on the receiving end of the pear was symbolic of the offense - heretics received the oral pear, passive male homosexuals received the anal pear, and women who had intercourse with Satan were in receipt of the vaginal pear.

These devices were much more intricately decorated than many other tools of the trade, bordering on works of art. It is doubtful, however, that the embellishments made much difference to anyone who experienced the torture of the "Pear of Anguish".

Pear of Anguish+Mouth= GG

Fonkey sure made an impression on me. First 8 posts I see by him are all on gruesome torture methods.

wat

Any kind of forum war bull**** will wind up with lots of bans and me yelling at people. OOT is fine, BBV4L is fine, stop being ingrates.

I will ban the op for $150, $200 and I'll put your name in the ban message.

Post2Learn
banned

who paid?

nobody

Some body else with less morals got him apparently. Potentially before I made that offer.

i'm so glad i'll most likely never be tortured, jesus christ

lol

You should really make custom bans more affordable.

A girl I was bumpin uglies with was picking something up on the floor by my bum....

and I ripped one right in her face.

I was taking some muscle enhancer that gave me really nasty gas. I almost died laughing.