So the other day a friend of mine IM's me about what he just bought, he seemed delightfully gleeful. I ask him what he bought and he replies "glasses", a few moments later he sends me a link of what he purchased.











Ok so at this point I am kind of confused and my friend helps to confuse me more by saying that he has no eye problems or in other words, they are not prescription glasses. My first reply to him after seeing these glasses is "I think these are broken, you arent gonna get much sun protection.

****Friend Signs Off****

10 minutes later my friend signs back on and starts spamming my chat window. I take this oppurtunnity to tell him "you mean to tell me that wearing regular glasses that dont do anything is stylish now?

****Friend Signs Off****

I dont remember exactly when he got back online, but I messaged him 20 minutes later and he began his defence. I attacked with my original questions stated earlier and he says that they are designer frames and that models wear them. This starts gettting way too out of hand and I start laughing at him nonstop, I refer to his glasses as "dual windshields"

****Friend Signs Off****

Ummmm ok
So In conclusion,

I think that getting glasses that serve no purpose whatsoever is ******ed as hell, I also think my friend understands what im saying (as can be seen by him getting pissed off and blocking me), but is too cocky to accept the fact that he could be wrong. I mean if my friend lives by these standards does that mean he could get a real nice wheelchair so he doesnt have to walk around?

sup conspire

also word, **** fashion emo glasses

ray bans are sweet but wtf why wouldnt you just get sunglasses

also NICE on the new avatar

i could use a pair to go with my designer hearing aid

Wow, please punch your friend in his vagina. I'd love to not have to wear glasses to drive or see anything not within 2 feet of my face.

Variance: My daughter wants to get a pair like the ones you posted

Also, why not get designer crutches and a designer neck brace?

I always wanted to have a designer cane, you know the ones that only blind people used to use.

Oh I voted cool based on what I think about car windshields...

I would not change my vote after scrolling down however

yeah this is pretty lame

and after reading that I would change my vote to gay obv

I heard that they are all the rage among teenagers.

I wear glasses.

yea and i bet there's tape on the bridge too NERD

those are the exact glasses I am wearing ATM, and I am dead sexxxy. Your friend is only guilty of trying to be as cute as me.

COOL AFAIK

more like

imo glasses help you see better.

[x] cool if necessary for eyesight
[x] gay if for fashion only

My Glasses: (Real, imo)

It's gay to look fabulous?

i think glasses are sexy, leaves you with a feeling of wanting to now more about the person behind the lens

I think you just proved that this is gay

What if he picks up a girl and one of the reasons she likes him is because of his glasses. Would this girl still like him if she knew that his eyes were fine and did not require them?

if she likes him because of those glasses she's probably a huge tard too, they deserve each other imo, let's put them in a rocket and fire them into the sun

Sounds like a good plan to me.