Poker or otherwise

When the nit who has barely played a hand in half an hour gets his AA busted.


When your river a straight flush multiway, and you see a shove and a reshove before you.


When you fold QQ/AK to a 4bet or 5bet in a 3way pot and see AA vs KK.

dumb thread.

you should have quit with the new threads while you were ahead with the cringe thread.

Not sure I'm allowed to say the otherwise.

But in poker, it's either winning a massive MTT or stacking a reg in a cash game.

taking roller/ice skates off

Walking to the cashier at a casino and waiting to get paid.

A pee after you've been on the beers in London and get the last train home, a train with no toilets, and have to wait until you get to your destination station.

Getting a pint in London for less than £5

Moved from NVG. BBV4L Mods, if you don't want it, close or delete it. Thanks.

Since it´s moved to BBV I can say it pleases me the most to dump a load in OPs mom rite?

Stirring my porridge?

Also, knowing that I/we make numberonedonk cringe.

Moving up where they respect your raises.

Sitting on a massive lotto ticket. Like, better than a cure for the common cold. I'm never ****ing sharing it with the world.

Being made on Mod on twoplustwo

Still getting attention from 19 year old chicks when you walk down the street.

Prostitutes don't count.

To crush your enemies, see then driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.

At Morph's age it's sneezing without peeing himself.

For SA, it's when one of his 100 pound girls loses 5 pounds.

For Colin, it's when he hears the Hakka.

For Videopro, it's when he turned blue.

For OP, it's when this thread got moved to BBV4L.

For me, it's when I multi-post.

For Fid its when hes penetrating minions