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[Folks:]

Our site has been posted on a few high profile forums with members that like to cause mischief and harass people.

Are they talking about pocketfives?

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06-06-2008 , 02:12 AM

#152

Retardid

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,073

is blueballs like a legit deal?

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06-06-2008 , 02:15 AM

#153

bmw335i

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"Focus on God. Pray constantly. Read your Bible every chance that you get.

Praying and reading your Bible shouldn't be a once a day thing."

I can see why this guy falls of the wagon on a regular basis.

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06-06-2008 , 02:17 AM

#154

brandofo

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,218

like chasing the dragon, you never really catch him

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06-06-2008 , 02:18 AM

#155

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,263

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Originally Posted by xBornToLosex

Is there seriously a community full of nothing but mentally ******ed and awkward people?

here you go

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06-06-2008 , 02:18 AM

#156

brandofo

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Originally Posted by tonymark01

brandofo you should make your avatar here your avatar there imo

yeah i should since its my MB FACE

edit: made it this instead

Last edited by brandofo; 06-06-2008 at 02:26 AM.

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06-06-2008 , 02:40 AM

#157

brandofo

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http://www.teensagainstporn.com/foru...786#post_37786

check out my new sig you mb'ers

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06-06-2008 , 02:47 AM

#158

holdme

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Originally Posted by tonymark01

i find it a little comical that they find porn so degrading and so objectionable, and yet women still participate in its creation! many of them are 100% satisfied with their line of work too!

i dont know if this is logically sound, but doesn't their existence as an organization, especially a public one, make them evangelical by definition?

women dont have brains, at least not big ones!

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06-06-2008 , 03:48 AM

#159

I_AM_EVIL

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Brandofo, you should have used a diff name on that site. They might google your name and trace it back to this thread.

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06-06-2008 , 03:56 AM

#160

RickAstleyFan

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,947

Someone PLEASE post this one for me.

Does any other guy out here have the fetish of sniffing seats that cute girls have sat on inconspicuously after they have leaft the room? Or perhaps to sniff her bike seat.

Oh the sweet smell that they have to offer. I think it is beautifull.

I'm not actually sniffing then masturbating, so is this really wrong if no one finds out?
If you are discusted by my post and don't like it then pls dont bother making a post. I would like to hear from others if this is right or wrong.

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06-06-2008 , 05:08 AM

#161

exec771

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Originally Posted by Madman Madman

I'm to lazy to make an account, but if anyone wants to use this or parts of it for ideas, or add to it and then post it that would be cool.

Okay, I'll try to make this quick. I have two adopted sons both of them coincidently named teddy so from here on out I will refer to them as one two teddy to make it easier. Two teddy has been the easiest son to raise and we have no problems with him. However we have been having some problems with one teddy. He masturbates multiple times a day and even gambles card games pokers on the internet. We have taken him to see a psychologist. After a couple visits Dr. Blotkis told us he was not concerned. He said it was typical teenage behavior and we should try to be more accepting!

We really love one teddy with all our heart, we really do. I've come here looking for advice on how to first get him to stop masturbating, and second what can we do to prove to him that card games pokers is a game of luck and not skill? Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

This post is gold madman

It needs to be posted imo...

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06-06-2008 , 05:26 AM

#162

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

The one two teddy/blotkis thing had me loling hard.

I will come up with something.

Stay Tuned.

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06-06-2008 , 05:43 AM

#163

ChopSueyyy

formerly IRunWorse

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,612

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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL

Brandofo, you should have used a diff name on that site. They might google your name and trace it back to this thread.

my thoughts exactly

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06-06-2008 , 05:54 AM

#164

ChopSueyyy

formerly IRunWorse

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,612

Someone register as ORLYtheOWL. Needless to think what to put as avatar.

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06-06-2008 , 05:59 AM

#165

QuimKnight

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 693

holy **** this whole post/weirdo anti-pron forum has made my day

nice work b

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06-06-2008 , 06:05 AM

#166

clickingbuttons

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Claire food is in sin!!!! Stuart Long and SH58!!! What a hussy!!

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06-06-2008 , 06:22 AM

#167

thanksb

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1-2 teddy and blotkis post needs to be up immed

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06-06-2008 , 07:01 AM

#168

Asheh

adept

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 991

what about I spunked on my grandmas dog, and it ran downstairs, sat on her lap, so "technically" have I spunked on my grandma?

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06-06-2008 , 07:19 AM

#169

§437 Nr. 3

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wtf

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06-06-2008 , 07:21 AM

#170

goosty

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,950

"The problem aint our sex drive, but its what we do with it. We can make it grow or we can keep it at normal, holy levels"

"But the most important thing to know is that God loves you and wants to help you"

Endless wisdom at that site.

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06-06-2008 , 10:17 AM

#171

x6tence

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Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,484

make a post about how you wack it to posts of young virgin girls posting their stories on anti-masturbation sites

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06-06-2008 , 10:42 AM

#172

skillgambler

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 11,730

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Originally Posted by ******id

brandofo make a thread asking if masturbating to babies is acceptable because they aren't really people

rofl

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Originally Posted by Devilboy666

I'm not LUSTING after the babies, just masturbating, so that's OK yea?

lol

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Originally Posted by brandofo

http://www.teensagainstporn.com/foru...thread_id=2112

here is my intro/first purity discussion

btw i am not really a 17 year old chronic masturbator, i am a 22 year old chronic masturbator but i lied about my age to fit in with the crowd.

omg wow

"Jesus blood washes away all sin"

is this like a golden shower?

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Originally Posted by brandofo

plan is to gain their trust and then make a thread about how to "rub out" my jacking habit for good

omg im dying

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Originally Posted by brandofo

RE: Semi-Masterbating?
brandofo
Member

Posts: 2
Joined: 05.06.08 Posted on 06.06.2008 02:08

i've tried this method before but a lot of the time i end up finishing off because i dont stop in time. plus, i know it is still wrong anyway.

lol

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06-06-2008 , 10:43 AM

#173

skillgambler

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 11,730

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Originally Posted by brandofo

oh **** theyre onto us.... (from the members only site news)

Makers of Mischief
dewde
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Posts: 2890
Location: Atlanta, GA
Joined: 19.01.06 Posted on 05.18.2008 15:26

Folks:

Our site has been posted on a few high profile forums with members that like to cause mischief and harass people. Consequently, a few of our mods and members have been contacted via email and IM by kids that want to cause grief. They are basically getting into verbal arguments and trying to trick us into viewing porn, etc.

It is important that you, the community, be alert. Please, please, please if you don't have anything nice to say to them do not chat back at all. If you can't find any common ground then your ability to speak truth will be handicapped. And it's better to just ignore/block and carry on with your business.

Also, be careful not to get phished. If you get an email from TAP (like a PM alert or something) and you follow it, then it asks you to login... CHECK THE ADDRESS. Always check the address before logging in. Phishers try and trick you into logging into a fake version of TAP so they can capture your username and password. Look it up on wikipedia.

As a personal rule I don't evangelize to people unless I feel some sort of compassion for them. This means if I am not feeling compassionate... I don't evangelize. I know I will do more harm than good. Some Christians think they are best equipped to be "God's righteous anger." They think that hostile debate glorifies God. I never want to be God's righteous anger. EVER. It is my opinion that the only time, as a Christian, you are in the right frame of mind to be God's righteous anger is when in your heart of hearts you're cool with God's righteous anger being directed at you. Count me out on that one. I'm no hypocrite.

Dialog with love or don't dialog. But free will is yours to use as you see fit.

pretty sure Dewde is reading BBV4L

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06-06-2008 , 11:15 AM

#174

brandofo

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they have accepted me into their family. let the hi-JACKING begin lolz amirite?

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06-06-2008 , 11:20 AM

#175

brandofo

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figured this would go well in my sig...

HEB 9:13 The blood of goats and bulls and the ashes of a heifer sprinkled on those who are ceremonially unclean sanctify them so that they are outwardly clean.

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