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What do you use to clean up after masturbating?

View Poll Results: What do you use to clean up after a Masturbation session?

Tissues

3 17.65%

Towel

3 17.65%

Toilet Paper

4 23.53%

Sock

2 11.76%

Lick it up

5 29.41%

Other - Explain below

5 29.41%

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11-04-2017 , 01:22 AM

Oberbrunner

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Hello Friends,

A thought came to mind that made me curious what the correct answer is. What is the best method of cleaning up after you masturbate?

-O

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11-04-2017 , 03:11 AM

Schlitz mmmm

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11-04-2017 , 03:13 AM

Schlitz mmmm

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It ain't a crime to be good to yourself!

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11-04-2017 , 03:51 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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I'm not sure what yer mom does.

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11-04-2017 , 05:15 AM

Schlitz mmmm

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And then it's raining, looks like it's raining! Oh No! But, those aren't tears!

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11-04-2017 , 08:26 AM

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

Straight into the sock

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11-04-2017 , 08:52 AM

Morphismus

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

cleaning woman

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11-04-2017 , 09:53 AM

Kristy

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Ban for non-inclusive Thread!

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11-04-2017 , 12:30 PM

Morphismus

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Originally Posted by Kristy

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Hah, this!

...and cleaning men are also an option if you prefer that obv.

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11-04-2017 , 02:09 PM

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Oberbrunner

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Originally Posted by Kristy

Ban for non-inclusive Thread!

Hello Kristy,

I want this thread to be an inclusive thread and poll, which is why I did not use the terms "jacking off", "seamen", or "cum". I want to know what everybody uses. Whether you are cleaning up after dropping a load of cum or you just squirt to the ceiling.

-O

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11-05-2017 , 11:45 AM

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Da33le

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Like with all things I do, I simply don't make a mess.

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11-05-2017 , 02:33 PM

#12

allinontheturn

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Team Nofap

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11-06-2017 , 12:56 PM

#13

goobenstein

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11-10-2017 , 04:26 PM

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AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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I refuse to pick one option, that would be discriminatory to the other options and thus not supportive of Mr. Daniel Roem.

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11-10-2017 , 05:27 PM

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Oberbrunner

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That is something I had not thought of... different situations may require a different cleaning product depending on the situation. Also I believe you mistyped, it's "Ms. Danica Roem"

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11-12-2017 , 02:59 PM

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Loki

binary duo

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If you do it into a toilet or shower, there’s very little to clean up

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11-14-2017 , 04:10 AM

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Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

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Your mums bra

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11-14-2017 , 08:30 AM

#18

LuckyLuke01

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Obvsly voted bastard

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11-14-2017 , 11:01 AM

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Oberbrunner

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Originally Posted by Noodle Wazlib

If you do it into a toilet or shower, there’s very little to clean up

Hello Noodle Wazlib,

Welcome to my thread! I am not sure I've seen you around before. Thank you for this comment! This is the type of innovation I was hoping to discover in this thread.

I do enjoy a shower masturbation session for the exact reason you mentioned, no cleanup, plus if you have a removable shower head, you can introduce that as an object in your masturbation session.

-O

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11-19-2017 , 01:41 AM

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uradoodooface

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I get my gimp to come over and lick it off the floor. Only time the ball gag is allowed to be taken out.

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11-25-2017 , 03:12 AM

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NhlNut

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