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12-09-2015 , 12:18 PM

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Hi guys I basically used to watch porn and jerk off every night and feel tired and un energized after and would rinse and repeat. For some reason I have not had the energy to jerk off anymore. I have not done it in 5 days. I feel energized noticed I'm eatting better and have energy for the gym. Porn is the Devils work.

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12-09-2015 , 12:23 PM

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Maybe you were just doing it wrong?

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12-09-2015 , 02:22 PM

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12-09-2015 , 02:39 PM

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Playing with yourself is healthy. You may find testie cancer early on and save your balls.

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12-09-2015 , 03:46 PM

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if it is then I'm the devil.

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12-09-2015 , 04:33 PM

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try horse porn

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12-09-2015 , 11:24 PM

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Thread Title - :Warning : <I don't know what the colons are doing> masterbation <spelling mistake> is bad for you

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Originally Posted by rippergonnarip

Hi guys<missing full stop> I basically used to watch porn and jerk off every night and feel tired and un energized <two words?> after and would rinse and repeat<how many "and"s do you want?>. For some reason I have not had the energy to jerk off anymore. I have not done it in 5 days. I feel energized <missing comma> noticed I'm eatting <spelling mistake> better and have energy for the gym. Porn is the Devils work. <Devil's?>

What are you talking about? You haven't masturbated in 5 days and you can't even put together sentences with correct spelling.

Knock one out immediately, otherwize thingz startt goin... ****, I'll be back in 2 minutes.

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12-09-2015 , 11:44 PM

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Try having a female masturbate you instead (preferably with her vagina). Works for me, I'm plenty energized. Therefor your argument is false.

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12-09-2015 , 11:49 PM

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I don't think the colon is an advisable part of masturbation. If you go past the rectum you've gone too far and you're risking serious injury.

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12-09-2015 , 11:53 PM

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I don't think the colon is an advisable part of masturbation. If you go past the rectum you've gone too far and you're risking serious injury.

That reminds me, how was your surgery?

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12-10-2015 , 12:00 AM

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I once go 16 days without porn or jerking off. One day I said f it, and blew the biggest load of my life.

During those 16 days I kept myself busy and got crap done. After that I went back to bad habits and poor work ethic.

Its true, porn and jerking off is the devils work.

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12-10-2015 , 06:25 AM

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I can't fap to this thread

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12-10-2015 , 06:30 AM

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12-10-2015 , 09:13 AM

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That reminds me, how was your surgery?

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12-10-2015 , 12:25 PM

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Masturbation will make you blind!

Over here, pastor...

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12-10-2015 , 10:11 PM

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thats bull****, masturbation is self improvement

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12-10-2015 , 10:23 PM

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12-11-2015 , 01:48 AM

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Masturbate, ejaculate, think of all the girls you ate. RAW RAW ****!

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12-11-2015 , 01:57 AM

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sex is just another form of masturbation

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10-01-2017 , 09:28 PM

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I once go 16 days without porn or jerking off. One day I said f it, and blew the biggest load of my life.

During those 16 days I kept myself busy and got crap done. After that I went back to bad habits and poor work ethic.

Its true, porn and jerking off is the devils work.

what are your thoughts on this now - almost 2 years later

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10-03-2017 , 10:58 AM

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Wow what a strange thread bump. Original post has spelling and punctuation errors (I have no clue as to why colons are involved in this post.) Premise of post also incorrect. Masturbation (sp?) is generally GOOD for you. Because of health issues I've not had a nut while AWAKE in months and im purty sure a bit o' masturbation would improve my overall health. Especially my mental health. Now maybe :masterbation IS bad for you; I will google and find out.

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10-03-2017 , 11:01 AM

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Also...worst 7th post ever. Sorry for that-not working today so I have altered my mental state early today.

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10-08-2017 , 04:19 PM

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