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11-17-2011 , 12:48 PM
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11-17-2011 , 12:49 PM
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11-17-2011 , 12:50 PM
Spoiler:
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11-17-2011 , 01:47 PM
she's gorgeous but she's got a weirdly shaped body and she's always had cellulite.

if i were her, no way in hell would i wear some of the things she wears because it's like aids for her body type. accentuate your features, don't wear things that make people say "Oh hey, she's cute and has a small waist but HOLY HELL look at that ass (but not in a good way)"
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11-17-2011 , 01:52 PM
(Solid 6) + (.5 for being rich) - (1 for being lousy lay) = Loose 5.5
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11-17-2011 , 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ShellysAshes
Would **** the **** out of her.
+1
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11-17-2011 , 04:33 PM
I still love her.....but not as much as Jessica Alba and Mila Kunis.
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11-17-2011 , 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by striiing
In 5 years:

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11-17-2011 , 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerbobo
These days are many faps ago
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Originally Posted by Hardball47
Do you keep a diary/fap log?
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Originally Posted by Perma Banned
I keep a fap log. For realz. I right down what i fap over, erection quality, how long it took, my level or arousal & how I felt afterwards etc.
Amateurs don't know about hd video fap logs as a means to archive history.

Last edited by atthebottom77; 11-17-2011 at 07:08 PM. Reason: drop out of HS and move up to the pros
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11-17-2011 , 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Morris King
christ, her ass is huge
Good. Makes for solid hitting it from the back after you spend half a day working over her insane cans
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11-17-2011 , 08:24 PM
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11-17-2011 , 08:26 PM
^^^^^^ Well done
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11-17-2011 , 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
That chair would need to be a bit further from the table thesedays.... she would cornhole herself with the arm of that chair if she backed up blind like that now.
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11-17-2011 , 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by dumi25
JLH is, was and always will be the hottest thing out there. For me, obv.

This. Seriously anyone who is like "no way dude" is just scared of a vagina or is stark raving mad in love with penis.
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11-17-2011 , 10:44 PM
in after 2nd boob job
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11-17-2011 , 10:51 PM
I will suck a fart out Rhea pearlman's ass
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11-18-2011 , 04:03 AM
YOU'RE ALL GAY
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11-18-2011 , 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Pok 7's
This. Seriously anyone who is like "no way dude" is just scared of a vagina or is stark raving mad in love with penis.
says the guy with probably the gayness looking boy as his avatar
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11-21-2011 , 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by amurophil
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you's trollin, and lol, yes, to this you can fap.
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11-21-2011 , 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by stonesfcr
She's a Goddess
Nobody is, to one who self-identifies as both equity feminist and atheist.
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11-21-2011 , 06:06 PM
I would probably have sex with her.
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11-22-2011 , 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by striiing
says the guy with probably the gayness looking boy as his avatar
Really? You see a guy in my avatar?

If all guys look like this then I must be gay as all hell.





That's her, Lilia Stephanova and she's a contortionist.
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11-22-2011 , 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by 2Robusto
I would f*** her face all day and night, but her body has only gotten worse with the years. She also had cellulite from an early age, even in Heartbreakers. It's Unfortunate. now she just looks very weird and is also quite old. i think we should stay away
U sound like that dooshbag that used 2 work @ Tilt.
Poor Gobbo.
[wtf am i sayin'.... hell, he lives in Vegas now, and has a much better crack @ JLH than me]
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11-22-2011 , 06:35 AM
I'd "stay away" from her only if she'd be dead for two weeks. Other than that, no way.
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11-22-2011 , 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by amurophil
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She's a Goddess
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