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Old 11-17-2011, 12:48 PM   #76
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:49 PM   #77
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:50 PM   #78
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Old 11-17-2011, 01:47 PM   #79
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Re: Variance: Jennifer Love Hewitt at 32yo

she's gorgeous but she's got a weirdly shaped body and she's always had cellulite.

if i were her, no way in hell would i wear some of the things she wears because it's like aids for her body type. accentuate your features, don't wear things that make people say "Oh hey, she's cute and has a small waist but HOLY HELL look at that ass (but not in a good way)"
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Old 11-17-2011, 01:52 PM   #80
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(Solid 6) + (.5 for being rich) - (1 for being lousy lay) = Loose 5.5
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Old 11-17-2011, 02:39 PM   #81
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Would **** the **** out of her.
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:33 PM   #82
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I still love her.....but not as much as Jessica Alba and Mila Kunis.
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Old 11-17-2011, 06:27 PM   #83
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Old 11-17-2011, 07:07 PM   #84
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:18 PM   #85
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christ, her ass is huge
Good. Makes for solid hitting it from the back after you spend half a day working over her insane cans
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:24 PM   #86
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:26 PM   #87
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^^^^^^ Well done
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:31 PM   #88
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That chair would need to be a bit further from the table thesedays.... she would cornhole herself with the arm of that chair if she backed up blind like that now.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:40 PM   #89
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JLH is, was and always will be the hottest thing out there. For me, obv.

This. Seriously anyone who is like "no way dude" is just scared of a vagina or is stark raving mad in love with penis.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:44 PM   #90
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:51 PM   #91
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I will suck a fart out Rhea pearlman's ass
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Old 11-18-2011, 04:03 AM   #92
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YOU'RE ALL GAY
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Old 11-18-2011, 05:55 AM   #93
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This. Seriously anyone who is like "no way dude" is just scared of a vagina or is stark raving mad in love with penis.
says the guy with probably the gayness looking boy as his avatar
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Old 11-21-2011, 02:15 PM   #94
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Old 11-21-2011, 05:51 PM   #95
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Nobody is, to one who self-identifies as both equity feminist and atheist.
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Old 11-21-2011, 06:06 PM   #96
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I would probably have sex with her.
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Old 11-22-2011, 03:34 AM   #97
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says the guy with probably the gayness looking boy as his avatar
Really? You see a guy in my avatar?

If all guys look like this then I must be gay as all hell.





That's her, Lilia Stephanova and she's a contortionist.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:34 AM   #98
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I would f*** her face all day and night, but her body has only gotten worse with the years. She also had cellulite from an early age, even in Heartbreakers. It's Unfortunate. now she just looks very weird and is also quite old. i think we should stay away
U sound like that dooshbag that used 2 work @ Tilt.
Poor Gobbo.
[wtf am i sayin'.... hell, he lives in Vegas now, and has a much better crack @ JLH than me]
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:35 AM   #99
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I'd "stay away" from her only if she'd be dead for two weeks. Other than that, no way.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:40 AM   #100
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