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Old 01-08-2009, 07:20 AM   #51
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

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good post. would lol again.
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Old 01-08-2009, 07:23 AM   #52
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

good story
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Old 01-08-2009, 07:32 AM   #53
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

Wtf I expected you if anyone, would have the decency to post some hawt underage chicks. Havent read yet, but im sure it will be good.
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Old 01-08-2009, 07:58 AM   #54
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Firewall
Dolph Lundgren collection (The Mechanik, Bridges of Dragons, Detention)
Three Kings
War of the Worlds
Boogie Nights
Phone booth
Atonement
Jurassic Park trilogy
Scrubs season 7

Thoughts?
usually i have the utmost repeK for you, JA, as your avatar is without price and/or equivalence-in-greatness. however, the above selections make you sound like a sick sick douche, especially since you quoted these pruchases as a sick brag. if i bought scrubs season anything, i would kick my own azz, watch it in the dark, and then destroy the evidence. phone booth dude, seriously? maybe something you watch if it comes on tv and you have testicular cancer and no tellie (i love using the aussie slang) remote. war of the worlds? g. t. f. o.
you live in melbourne, though, so youre still the man. Uni Melbourne july-november 2001 ftw. stayed in the YMCA on lygon st, top floor ftw. semster higlights: smoked ganj daily, took bad eccies, almost died, got concussed, secksed a woman 8 years my senior while blacking out at intervals, suspected of getting roofied (yeah, im male) and didnt get secksed over. pole: pugg mahones, downtown or in carlton?
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:03 AM   #55
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

Double WTF!!

You didn't even punch a single Indian guy in the face who was trying to get you to apologize for making racist jokes? not even one?
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:20 AM   #56
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

worst list of movies ever.
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:20 AM   #57
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wtf phonebooth and firewall? hahah i hope you are leveling us
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:23 AM   #58
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can you do this???
lots of prons on drives Z and Y imo.
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:23 AM   #59
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worst list of movies ever.
ya rly
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:30 AM   #60
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:46 AM   #61
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

phonebooth is a good movie, so gfy

i haven't seen firewall but it was cheap and cause i'm a shot calla i don't rent movies, i buy them

so gfy
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:50 AM   #62
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phonebooth is a good movie, so gfy
colin farrell - worst actor of this generation.
katie holmes - worst actress of this generation (except for dawson creek days).
forest whitaker - worst actor of the last generation.

dont kid yourself. but i still your avatar.

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Old 01-08-2009, 08:51 AM   #63
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

hey i gota a AIM screen name for a chik u will like, she is 16 also
i gotta post her pics on this site but i cant take the pressure
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:52 AM   #64
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe



Anything you want to tell us dude?
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:53 AM   #65
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hey i gota a AIM screen name for a chik u will like, she is 16 also
i gotta post her pics on this site but i cant take the pressure
Holy **** your the guy on Youtube that made all those fake training videos. Never noticed until today
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:57 AM   #66
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So anyway I'm driving into the parking lot with paint it black blaring, ballin out of control with my sick james bond sunnies, ryu t-shirt, floral shorts and camo flip flops (i feel dirty using the american terminology).




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Such a sick, sick brag. I also got gears of war 2. I'd also been wanting to get metal gear solid 4 for my ps3 as I'd read some good reviews of it lately, but JB didn't have it.
MGS4 is the shizzle, played through it. There's a TON of movie sequences though (longest one is LITERALLY 90 mins or so), and you get a lot more from it if you've played the previous games.


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Before he could stop talking I lunged toward him and then flicked my fingers in his face. He stopped mid sentence and fell backwards, somehow managing to stay on his feet. He stood silently, shocked. I just started laughing and then put my dvds on the bench and smiled at the girl serving. That'll be on credit ldo.
Sick brag. Also, don't try to google image for 'sick brag' or you might be sick.


5 star thread!
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:03 AM   #67
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

solid TR, not very solid DVDs, super girly fight, possible sexing. anxiously awaiting the next installment. don't go play football imo, just phone her up and ask her out to a movie, seemed like she kinda dug you.

oh and half the posts itt are tilting me because

[x] young girl
[ ] underage girl
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:30 AM   #68
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Been there, done that ..
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:39 AM   #69
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

sick TR imo. what does the finger in face flicking actually mean? a poke in the eye?

pics when you next see her ldo. aussie chicks are so f perfect so i can only imagine...

Phone Booth gets **** on by everyone but i thought it was awesome. Dolph series is solid too.

that WoW nerd needed a ****ing beating. they are not usually so brazen as they tend to know their place in the food chain. obv he had only left his house to get the expansion pack and was keen not to expose himself to any more sunlight.

voting 5 stars now - even without pics.
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:49 AM   #70
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

flick in the face is just like throwing my hand forward towards his face but instead of hitting him I just flick my fingers right in front of his eyes. I used to do it alot with my friends in high school.

i didn't want to hit him tbh, it would have been way out of line plus there were a tonne of witnesses and I could have faced charges.

-_-
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:52 AM   #71
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

the finger flick thing, like ali g does it?
thats awesome
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:55 AM   #72
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Anything you want to tell us dude?
It was for photoshopping pics for bbv4life
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:56 AM   #73
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

lol @ finger flip



entertaining tr tho
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:48 AM   #74
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

Make sure to update about your decision to pursue or not pursue an arguably underage girl.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:55 AM   #75
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I guess only look about 16...

It all makes sense now.
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