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Old 01-08-2009, 06:26 AM   #26
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

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yeah, speaking of which i need a new firewall

i'm getting a new hard drive because my current one has been desolated by pron. this is because in my wisdom i uninstalled macafee to get holdem manager to work with vista. fml



Comodo firewall and Avira personal Anti virus FTW.

www.free-av.com (Avira personal)

http://www.personalfirewall.comodo.com/ (Comodo firewall)


www.av-comparisons.org (AV testing)

www.matousec.com (firewall leak testing)


if you install Comodo, install without the AV, install without Safe Surf and other toolbars. Uncheck those options during installation.

Once installed, add your safe program files to Defense + safe files.

Comodo>Defense +>my own safe files>add>browse files>my computer>local disc C:>program files>drag and drop program files from the left to the safe files area on the right>make sure "add subfiles and folders" is checked>OK

Add things like Anti virus, poker applications, media players, programs that you use and know are safe.

When installing new software, you'll get an alert. Select "treat this application as installer or updater" and click yes to enter installation mode. Stay in this mode until you're finished installing the software. Then revert back to your previous mode.

Keep Firewall and Defense + on safe mode.

If you use Comodo (or any other 3rd party firewall) make sure Windows firewall is turned OFF. (CTH ITT)

Last edited by LirvA; 01-08-2009 at 06:27 AM. Reason: nice move getting rid of McAfee BTW, it's total ****ing garbage. About the worst AV you can get.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:27 AM   #27
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

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Comodo firewall and Avira personal Anti virus FTW.

www.free-av.com (Avira personal)

http://www.personalfirewall.comodo.com/ (Comodo firewall)


www.av-comparisons.org (AV testing)

www.matousec.com (firewall leak testing)


if you install Comodo, install without the AV, install without Safe Surf and other toolbars. Uncheck those options during installation.

Once installed, add your safe program files to Defense + safe files.

Comodo>Defense +>my own safe files>add>browse files>my computer>local disc C:>program files>drag and drop program files from the left to the safe files area on the right>make sure "add subfiles and folders" is checked>OK

Add things like Anti virus, poker applications, media players, programs that you use and know are safe.

When installing new software, you'll get an alert. Select "treat this application as installer or updater" and click yes to enter installation mode. Stay in this mode until you're finished installing the software. Then revert back to your previous mode.

Keep Firewall and Defense + on safe mode.

If you use Comodo (or any other 3rd party firewall) make sure Windows firewall is turned OFF. (CTH ITT)

All of the above
OR
Buy a mac stupid
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:27 AM   #28
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

sick TR
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:28 AM   #29
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

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It might be long, and if your feeble attention span can't tolerate the length, gfy.
This is my new pick-up line, imo.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:28 AM   #30
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

very niz, you don't have to play soccer with her obv, cus that's not really why she gave you her number
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:29 AM   #31
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

thanks livrA, i'll do that once i get the new hard drive in. i'm also switching from vista back to xp, what are your thoughts on this?

only thing I'll miss imo is media centre
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:29 AM   #32
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All of the above
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Buy a mac stupid
yeah buy a really crappy computer so you don't have to deal with firewalls... great advice.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:30 AM   #33
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

great tr as per JA. let me also take this opportunity to remind you of the ever-present need for pics upon your next meeting with said jailbait. alternatively, gtfo
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:31 AM   #34
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thanks livrA, i'll do that once i get the new hard drive in. i'm also switching from vista back to xp, what are your thoughts on this?

only thing I'll miss imo is media centre


I personally haven't used Vista, I use XP. But from everything I've read I'd choose XP over Vista any day.


I think the only real benefit to using Vista is Direct X 10 support for gaming, but like I said, I've never used Vista. Perfectly happy with XP.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:31 AM   #35
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very niz, you don't have to play soccer with her obv, cus that's not really why she gave you her number
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:34 AM   #36
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yeah buy a really crappy computer so you don't have to deal with firewalls... great advice.
LOL

I have had mac computer during 15 years now, never had a virus scanner crap thing thats ****ing slows your computer down. Never had a virus ...
But hey! Keep on using them windowz thingies, cause dealing with viruses is so much fun!
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:40 AM   #37
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

"Do you come to Shoppo much?" sounds like a line from "Idiocracy" imo.

Good TR. Withholding my vote until the followup.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:41 AM   #38
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

Gladly voted 4 stars here. Good thread.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:43 AM   #39
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

"Shoppo" sounds like a little handheld electronic device that remembers your shopping list for you and helps you find deals.

in b4 u guys steal my copyright.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:45 AM   #40
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LOL

I have had mac computer during 15 years now, never had a virus scanner crap thing thats ****ing slows your computer down. Never had a virus ...
But hey! Keep on using them windowz thingies, cause dealing with viruses is so much fun!

k I've never had a virus either because I'm not a moran. I can also use programs and play games on my computer. Oh and right click.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:50 AM   #41
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

nice TR and meet up with her for pics ldo!
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:59 AM   #42
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k I've never had a virus either because I'm not a moran. I can also use programs and play games on my computer. Oh and right click.
can you do this???


Oh, and what do you click to shut down your pc ?


Oh, and if I were you, I would go defragment my hardrive (and your moms ass)
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Old 01-08-2009, 07:01 AM   #43
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yes

who gives a **** I can click start of click the button that puts my comp in hibernate.

you're a ****ing nerd. Quit defending a crappy product.
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Old 01-08-2009, 07:03 AM   #44
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yes

who gives a **** I can click start of click the button that puts my comp in hibernate.

you're a ****ing nerd. Quit defending a crappy product.
Screenshots or fake
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Old 01-08-2009, 07:07 AM   #45
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe



OK I'm done making this thread lame though. There's a reason that macs are marketed by what they look like on the outside and not what they can do. You can pm me if you want to continue talking although I think you'd have to be a pretty big mac fan boi to do so.

JA's jailbait > which is greater pc or mac discussion.
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Old 01-08-2009, 07:13 AM   #46
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Old 01-08-2009, 07:14 AM   #47
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It's gold, Jerry, gold!
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Old 01-08-2009, 07:16 AM   #48
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It's gold, Jerry, gold!


good post. would lol again.
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Old 01-08-2009, 07:18 AM   #49
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

make her say Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy while you bang her.

A+

16 = legal such a sick barg
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make her say Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy while you bang her.

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16 = legal such a sick barg
No kidding. If I could legally have sex with 16 year olds... well then I'd probably legally not be having with 16 year olds either.
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