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Old 01-08-2009, 05:52 AM   #1
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Club Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone number

It's been a while since I posted anything to do with my pretty sad existence in these forums lately. I've been masturbating more than ever, playing video games (double brag ldo). I don't really play poker anymore, but I'm planning to move out so that's going to need to change soon. Some reasonably interesting stuff happened today so I thought i'd share it. It might be long, and if your feeble attention span can't tolerate the length, gfy.

So anyway today I went out to the local shopping centre to do some shopping. JB-Hifi (like an electronics superstore) had 20% off dvds, so I thought it would be a good opportunity to go and and drop a sizable % of my current networth on dvds and maybe a game or two.

So anyway I'm driving into the parking lot with paint it black blaring, ballin out of control with my sick james bond sunnies, ryu t-shirt, floral shorts and camo flip flops (i feel dirty using the american terminology).

i bust out and stride through the parking lot still humming one of the verses from the song. this family is walking in at the same time as me. a chubby fat boy, maybe 12-13 years old. a milf wearing huge sunnies, a gold top (with cleavage showing) and 3 quarter pants. and this cute girl with sick terts and a nice face. on first glance she looked maybe 15-16, and was definitely at least a 7.8

Anyway so I walked passed them into the centre and started my shopping adventure. I spent about half an hour shopping for dvds, and this is what I ended up getting for $110 AUD (like $75US or something around there)

Firewall
Dolph Lundgren collection (The Mechanik, Bridges of Dragons, Detention)
Three Kings
War of the Worlds
Boogie Nights
Phone booth
Atonement
Jurassic Park trilogy
Scrubs season 7

Such a sick, sick brag. I also got gears of war 2. I'd also been wanting to get metal gear solid 4 for my ps3 as I'd read some good reviews of it lately, but JB didn't have it.

I almost got into a full on fight with this stupid moron there as I was waiting at the counter to pay. There was no real line, and this stupid ***** pushes in front of me, clutching the twilight soundtrack. I'm like whatever, and said nothing. Anyway, just as I'm about to be served, this stupid douchebag pushes in and asks the girl about to serve me if she can put some things on hold for me for a few minutes.

He is holding world of warcraft + the two expansions, and seems as though he is on crack. WTF? The store would have hundreds of copies of that pos game, and the maroon is butting in front of people to get it put on hold, FOR A FEW MINUTES. Anyway, the girl obliges and gets his details. As they are finishing up, i mutter under my breath but loud enough for him to hear "well it's good that we got that crisis resolved". He turned to me, not sure if I was talking to him. My steaming facade must have confirmed it for him, and his face changed from one bearing unexpected shock to one that was pretty pissed off.

"excuse me?"

I didn't want to this turn into something more than it should, but I had to reply. I kind of looked away in a dismissive way, clutching my dvds. "never mind, I didn't mean anything by it"

"Yes you did, you rude arsehole..."

Before he could stop talking I lunged toward him and then flicked my fingers in his face. He stopped mid sentence and fell backwards, somehow managing to stay on his feet. He stood silently, shocked. I just started laughing and then put my dvds on the bench and smiled at the girl serving. That'll be on credit ldo.

Anyway so I was pretty pleased with myself. After I owned that little ***** in JB the girl serving me was eye raping me for the next 20 seconds. She was only a 6 though so I got my haste on and walked towards EB in search for metal gear solid 4.

so I get in and have a look at the ps3 section. the game was there, so i picked it up and had my obligatory look around the store before paying. Anyway, lo and behold, that hot chick from before when I walked into the centre walks in, with her little brother. The mum's nowhere to be seen. The little fatmeister instantly goes off to look at games and the hottie comes and stands next to me over this little tray with a bunch of cheap PC games in it. She is definitely higher than a 7.8, he face is really hot, she has to be an 8.4 at least.

I decide to start up some conversation.

me:"hi. you looking for anything in particular?"
her:"naaa, just here with my brother"

she sounds young, can't be much older than 16.

me:"ah ok"

silence for a few seconds.

me: "you come to shoppo (what the local centre is known at) much?"
her:"yea, it's so cool now (they recently did like a billion dollar renovation of it)
me: "yea!"

anyway it's silent for a while longer as I continue flip through games and she does the same, despite the fact I know she has no interest in them. I'm trying to think of something else to say, but luckily for me she starts it up again.

her: "hey, do you play indoor soccer at XXX (local sports center?"
me: silent for a few seconds, kind of shocked.
her: "i think i've seen you there before"

at this juncture I should let ya'll know I haven't stepped in that place for at least 4 years.

me: "yea I go pretty often"
her: *smiles*
me: "maybe you could bring a few of your friends and have a game with my mates some time"

her smile was usurped by a look of surprise for a fleeting moment, but was then replaced by a coy grin.

her: "yea"
me: "ok then, well put your number if my phone and i'll give you a call next time we're gonna play"
her "ok"

I smiled at her and then said goodbye, paid for MGS4 and left.

so there we have it, a day out for me. bought some sick dvds/games, restrained the urge to bash a moron, and got an 8.4's number. surprisingly productive.

what's my play guys?

I'm thinking waiting a week or so and asking if she wants to play soccer, or go watch a movie instead. I might ask if she wants to see twilight (sick brag imo).

Thoughts?
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:53 AM   #2
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

boc imo
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:54 AM   #3
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yah im gonna read that
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:02 AM   #4
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i usually read youre poasts, but its late so tl;dr. I will read it later
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:02 AM   #5
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

I ****ing hate you JA.


Also, what kind of firewall did you get?

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Old 01-08-2009, 06:04 AM   #6
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

the movie firewall with harrison ford ldo
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:04 AM   #7
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

i wish you would've hit the WoW crackhead. Call her and hit it ldo JA, nice tr.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:05 AM   #8
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tl;dr
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:05 AM   #9
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Oh. I thought you were talking about a software firewall for a PC or something. (computer nerd obviously)
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:06 AM   #10
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

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she looked maybe 15-16
In before lock imo
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:07 AM   #11
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

Read it. Well done op
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:08 AM   #12
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In before lock imo
16 is legal in aus and I never stated any desire to siihp

so fu

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Old 01-08-2009, 06:08 AM   #13
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

this is one good post
pics would be great, but i understand that that can be hard
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:10 AM   #14
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

how do you have all this cash to buy games if you're not playing unlimited holding thems anymore?

Call her foh sho, and brush up on yuor game before she wrecks you at that gym.
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Oh. I thought you were talking about a software firewall for a PC or something. (computer nerd obviously)
yeah, speaking of which i need a new firewall

i'm getting a new hard drive because my current one has been desolated by pron. this is because in my wisdom i uninstalled macafee to get holdem manager to work with vista. fml
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:10 AM   #16
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JA you and I share a fear for video games afaik
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how do you have all this cash to buy games if you're not playing unlimited holding thems anymore?

Call her foh sho, and brush up on yuor game before she wrecks you at that gym.
savings ldo.

i had a 12k in the bank like 2 months ago after i had a big october and cashed a fair bit out. i now have 1k in the bank. gg life imo
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:12 AM   #18
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JA for mod.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:14 AM   #19
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damn thats a lot of dvds and games.

If 16 is legal why is this even a question btw?
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:15 AM   #20
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damn thats a lot of dvds and games.

If 16 is legal why is this even a question btw?
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it's a more a question of how to proceed, rather than whether to proceed imo
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:16 AM   #21
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def go for the movie, get some wine 'n shiět
afterwards tell us how sexually experienced she was
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:21 AM   #22
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Re: Trip Report: Went shopping, almost bashed a moran + got young chick's phone numbe

hmmm... why do i think that you are really the fat kid brother or the WOW nerd?
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:21 AM   #23
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oh got ya. Well brush up your soccer game (lol soccer ) and invite her to play since that was the plan. This way you get to see her in a tight little get up and she gets to see you in your work out clothes.

also since you'll be doing a physical activity you have a perfect opportunity to tell her to be careful because you just had plastic surgery...
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hmmm... why do i think that you are really the fat kid brother or the WOW nerd?

cause you are a mroon
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