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01-08-2009 , 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
yeah, speaking of which i need a new firewall

i'm getting a new hard drive because my current one has been desolated by pron. this is because in my wisdom i uninstalled macafee to get holdem manager to work with vista. fml



Comodo firewall and Avira personal Anti virus FTW.

www.free-av.com (Avira personal)

http://www.personalfirewall.comodo.com/ (Comodo firewall)


www.av-comparisons.org (AV testing)

www.matousec.com (firewall leak testing)


if you install Comodo, install without the AV, install without Safe Surf and other toolbars. Uncheck those options during installation.

Once installed, add your safe program files to Defense + safe files.

Comodo>Defense +>my own safe files>add>browse files>my computer>local disc C:>program files>drag and drop program files from the left to the safe files area on the right>make sure "add subfiles and folders" is checked>OK

Add things like Anti virus, poker applications, media players, programs that you use and know are safe.

When installing new software, you'll get an alert. Select "treat this application as installer or updater" and click yes to enter installation mode. Stay in this mode until you're finished installing the software. Then revert back to your previous mode.

Keep Firewall and Defense + on safe mode.

If you use Comodo (or any other 3rd party firewall) make sure Windows firewall is turned OFF. (CTH ITT)

Last edited by LirvA; 01-08-2009 at 06:27 AM. Reason: nice move getting rid of McAfee BTW, it's total ****ing garbage. About the worst AV you can get.
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01-08-2009 , 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by LirvA
Comodo firewall and Avira personal Anti virus FTW.

www.free-av.com (Avira personal)

http://www.personalfirewall.comodo.com/ (Comodo firewall)


www.av-comparisons.org (AV testing)

www.matousec.com (firewall leak testing)


if you install Comodo, install without the AV, install without Safe Surf and other toolbars. Uncheck those options during installation.

Once installed, add your safe program files to Defense + safe files.

Comodo>Defense +>my own safe files>add>browse files>my computer>local disc C:>program files>drag and drop program files from the left to the safe files area on the right>make sure "add subfiles and folders" is checked>OK

Add things like Anti virus, poker applications, media players, programs that you use and know are safe.

When installing new software, you'll get an alert. Select "treat this application as installer or updater" and click yes to enter installation mode. Stay in this mode until you're finished installing the software. Then revert back to your previous mode.

Keep Firewall and Defense + on safe mode.

If you use Comodo (or any other 3rd party firewall) make sure Windows firewall is turned OFF. (CTH ITT)

All of the above
OR
Buy a mac stupid
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01-08-2009 , 06:27 AM
sick TR
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01-08-2009 , 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
It might be long, and if your feeble attention span can't tolerate the length, gfy.
This is my new pick-up line, imo.
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01-08-2009 , 06:28 AM
very niz, you don't have to play soccer with her obv, cus that's not really why she gave you her number
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01-08-2009 , 06:29 AM
thanks livrA, i'll do that once i get the new hard drive in. i'm also switching from vista back to xp, what are your thoughts on this?

only thing I'll miss imo is media centre
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01-08-2009 , 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by deathride007
All of the above
OR
Buy a mac stupid
yeah buy a really crappy computer so you don't have to deal with firewalls... great advice.
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01-08-2009 , 06:30 AM
great tr as per JA. let me also take this opportunity to remind you of the ever-present need for pics upon your next meeting with said jailbait. alternatively, gtfo
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01-08-2009 , 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
thanks livrA, i'll do that once i get the new hard drive in. i'm also switching from vista back to xp, what are your thoughts on this?

only thing I'll miss imo is media centre


I personally haven't used Vista, I use XP. But from everything I've read I'd choose XP over Vista any day.


I think the only real benefit to using Vista is Direct X 10 support for gaming, but like I said, I've never used Vista. Perfectly happy with XP.
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01-08-2009 , 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by xBornToLosex
very niz, you don't have to play soccer with her obv, cus that's not really why she gave you her number
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01-08-2009 , 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer
yeah buy a really crappy computer so you don't have to deal with firewalls... great advice.
LOL

I have had mac computer during 15 years now, never had a virus scanner crap thing thats ****ing slows your computer down. Never had a virus ...
But hey! Keep on using them windowz thingies, cause dealing with viruses is so much fun!
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01-08-2009 , 06:40 AM
"Do you come to Shoppo much?" sounds like a line from "Idiocracy" imo.

Good TR. Withholding my vote until the followup.
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01-08-2009 , 06:41 AM
Gladly voted 4 stars here. Good thread.
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01-08-2009 , 06:43 AM
"Shoppo" sounds like a little handheld electronic device that remembers your shopping list for you and helps you find deals.

in b4 u guys steal my copyright.
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01-08-2009 , 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by deathride007
LOL

I have had mac computer during 15 years now, never had a virus scanner crap thing thats ****ing slows your computer down. Never had a virus ...
But hey! Keep on using them windowz thingies, cause dealing with viruses is so much fun!

k I've never had a virus either because I'm not a moran. I can also use programs and play games on my computer. Oh and right click.
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01-08-2009 , 06:50 AM
nice TR and meet up with her for pics ldo!
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01-08-2009 , 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer
k I've never had a virus either because I'm not a moran. I can also use programs and play games on my computer. Oh and right click.
can you do this???


Oh, and what do you click to shut down your pc ?


Oh, and if I were you, I would go defragment my hardrive (and your moms ass)
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01-08-2009 , 07:01 AM
yes

who gives a **** I can click start of click the button that puts my comp in hibernate.

you're a ****ing nerd. Quit defending a crappy product.
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01-08-2009 , 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer
yes

who gives a **** I can click start of click the button that puts my comp in hibernate.

you're a ****ing nerd. Quit defending a crappy product.
Screenshots or fake
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01-08-2009 , 07:07 AM


OK I'm done making this thread lame though. There's a reason that macs are marketed by what they look like on the outside and not what they can do. You can pm me if you want to continue talking although I think you'd have to be a pretty big mac fan boi to do so.

JA's jailbait > which is greater pc or mac discussion.
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01-08-2009 , 07:13 AM
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01-08-2009 , 07:14 AM
It's gold, Jerry, gold!
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01-08-2009 , 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer
It's gold, Jerry, gold!


good post. would lol again.
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01-08-2009 , 07:18 AM
make her say Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy while you bang her.

A+

16 = legal such a sick barg
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01-08-2009 , 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
make her say Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy while you bang her.

A+

16 = legal such a sick barg
No kidding. If I could legally have sex with 16 year olds... well then I'd probably legally not be having with 16 year olds either.
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