Stand format, Cliff Notes at the end
i've always appreciated when people post trip reports about going to strip clubs, so i thought i get one up on my first (probably only experience)
so the night was still young after we finished playing put put, and after a late dinner 2 of the girls of the group wanted to go to a strip club to check it out, me, being somewhat intoxicated due to a low tolerance level, thought it wasn't a bad idea
we were originally going to go to strip club A, but realizing a friend who is having a b-day party at strip club B might get us in we decided to take a detour and march onto strip club B
after roaming around the northern part of the city because of colloquial instructions and our groups inability to use GPS on the iphone, we arrive at strip club B two decades later
after bypassing the cover ($15 for sat night) we step into the VIP room just as our birthday friend was about to leave us, the VIP room was secluded in the back of the club with circular cushioned seating and a big screen of the main stage outside the room, we chill a little bit but the waitress inside the VIP was getting bitchy because we are no longer getting bottle service,
we move out to the main area, but finding seating for a group of 6 was rather difficult, so we waited on the back of the club near the secluded VIP room for a while. the strippers roaming around this part of the club probably only rates around 3 on the BBV scale, but every once in a while we get a 8 walking around. at this point of the night, i was mainly watching the UFC fights on the TV and just checking out the hotties when they roam around once every decade
(at this point i was not aware of the strip club etiquette, i didn't realize i could ask for a dance or anything)
finally, to kill the boredom, my roomie gets the two females in the group each a lap dance from a shemale looking Canadian stripper, (apparently she looked much hotter from far away, but i thought an intentional canadian shemale lapdance woulda been funnier)
finally we get seated near the main stage area, and more and more attractive strippers start to show up, the rest of the night seemed to blend together as it followed the cycle of unattractive strippers on stage was rarely inturrpted by a bombshell,
my roommate gets a visiting friend (also a 2p2er, but i forgot his SN and he can out himself if he wants) from this really hot brunette (solid 8 on BBV scale) the onlything about her was that her boob implats parted like the redsea when she leaned back, but looked good when she wasn't leaning back
some time passes as i finally got up and withdrew cash from ATM (i don't carry cash, and ATM owned mewith a $7 fee) to by my roomie a lapdance from this really cute petite blonde with really nice legs
the next thing i remember was some redhead (hmmmm) stripper coming over, (there was always something off-putting about paying a girl to dance for me, which is why i never really went to a strip club) but roomie says something about booking this girl 30 mins ago so i can't say no, so i thought w/e
the moral of the story is: no matter how much you are against strip clubs, once the lap dance starts, everything pretty much goes out the window, her skin was really really soft and her nipplers were standing up like crazy (she says she likes to play with herself), the tease was pretty intense for me (prob because of first lapdance)
apparently this stripper had expanded out to the digital media with a website and she gave me her card i forgot to take pics of anything while i was there, but you can build your own version with the little pieces i leave:
Link to stripclub:
http://www.sugarsperfect.com/p10a/
that didn't work for me for some reason so here is their myspace page
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=98587781
here is the chick that gave me a lapdance:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=91069707
she has her official website:
http://www.rubysdiary.com
Cliff noteS:
-went to stripclub
-sat around doing nothing for a while
-watched UFC fight
-female friends get lapdance from manly stripper
-sat at main stage for a while
-3 lapdances for 3 guys in the party
-stripclub website doesn't work but my stripper gave me her link for her website
-undecided whether i will be back to another stripclub
