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07-04-2009 , 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Aguskb
break up
Honestly, this.

You've basically hit for the cycle with this one already. Probably time to move on.
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07-04-2009 , 11:52 AM
teach her to play omaha
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07-04-2009 , 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by bbones31
Golf or Mini Golf
Matching Tattoos
Crossword Puzzle
Eskimo Kiss
Tepanyaki
Golf sounds good, done mini golf already tho
Tattoos, prob not, have not even considered that yet
Crossword = done
Eskimo kiss = nose rub? = done
Tepanyaki =?? I assume you mean jap food?

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Originally Posted by Aguskb
break up
I lol'ed, prob not, its not like she's the first or anything. Had about 7 in the past. I like this one

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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Have you ridden horses on the beach?
Have you gone to the park and fed the ducks?
Have you done to a symphony?
Have you gone to a wine tasting?
Have you frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee?

Really, there are just so many things to do with this magnificent creature.
No to any of those, will consider.

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Originally Posted by ashecounty
penis fingering


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Originally Posted by cbax9888
teach her to play omaha
Have done that, taught her stud and limit poker as well.
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07-04-2009 , 01:50 PM
lol. we have a poster in my office on 101 ways to say i love you without "doing it". I'll see if I can find an image after lunch.
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07-04-2009 , 01:56 PM
1) Video sex
2) post link here


This will enrich both your life experiences.
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07-04-2009 , 02:00 PM
RIDE ON A BOAT!!
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07-04-2009 , 02:15 PM
get drunk,
get baked,
do coke,
do shrooms,
do E,
cooking class,
play basketball,
make a softcore porn for 4L
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07-04-2009 , 02:22 PM
Carriage ride
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07-04-2009 , 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
mustache ride
fyp
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07-04-2009 , 02:26 PM
Give her a massage
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07-04-2009 , 02:36 PM
Donkey punch?
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07-04-2009 , 02:54 PM
Be a big brother and big sister
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07-04-2009 , 03:01 PM
Anybody else read the top four things as this:


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Originally Posted by Fist Pump
Sex
Anal sex
Oral
Fisting
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07-04-2009 , 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by cbax9888
teach her to play omaha
Good way to ruin relationship and go to suicide. The only thing worse is dinkaments or *shudder* limit poker.
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07-04-2009 , 03:07 PM
Give her a kid.

She'll have so much to do she'll forget all of the first things and then when you do them again you'll be happy.
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07-04-2009 , 03:10 PM
FL is the shiznit
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07-04-2009 , 05:15 PM
HU limit holdem at the kitchen table..

but seriously.. it's time for the breakup/makeup cycle... do this repeatedly in 1 month periods for 12 months. Allows you to test drive a few other potential gf's. Then end up marrying the 1st anyway.
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07-04-2009 , 05:24 PM
dump her
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07-04-2009 , 06:51 PM
Go with her for a day at the spa
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07-04-2009 , 08:36 PM
get dressed up in makeup and wimmins clothes with her (preferrably french whore attire) and take photos

then rub various food matter all over each other and jump up and down singing "yellow submarine"

Last edited by 172424; 07-04-2009 at 08:37 PM. Reason: weeeeeee!!! I is fun imo
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07-04-2009 , 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Mspoopybutt
get dressed up in makeup and wimmins clothes with her (preferrably french whore attire) and take photos

then rub various food matter all over each other and jump up and down singing "yellow submarine"
This is not Hawaii Pogue.


To OP: do you already have a gf or is this just the list of things you're planning to do once one walks into your trap?
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07-04-2009 , 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Fist Pump
Nitting
is this what they do in OOT?

Last edited by EvanWilliams; 07-04-2009 at 08:43 PM. Reason: F OOT
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07-04-2009 , 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
This is not Hawaii Pogue.


To OP: do you already have a gf or is this just the list of things you're planning to do once one walks into your trap?
Ok fine, get dressed up in green leafy matter and rub fruity lilikoi and mango juices all over THEN jump up and down singing "Hawaii pono'i"

Weeeeee I is still fun but actually a grass skirt and coconut bra would be way funner. Like with fishnets and um a looooong cigarette holder and like the other french whore attire stuff.

then pick each others noses and get grossed out and avoid each other cause that was just gross.
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07-04-2009 , 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Bagonirix
RIDE ON A BOAT!!
Done

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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Carriage ride

Done

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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Give her a massage
Actually did that yesterday, but done before

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Originally Posted by diebitter
Donkey punch?


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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Go with her for a day at the spa
Doing that next week

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

To OP: do you already have a gf or is this just the list of things you're planning to do once one walks into your trap?
lol wut?
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07-04-2009 , 09:27 PM
underwater sex
white dragon
knife fight to the death
ODed together

just a few things U might not have done yet.
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