guys, is there anyone out there i can reach out to for help ridding myself of my absolute biggest fear in life? namely posting a thread on the internet. i pressed the
button by accident six weeks ago and i haven't been able to sleep well since. to make matters worse the horrific experience made me scream like a little stickyrice fanboy! the loud shriek scared my goldfish into his castle and there he remained, traumatized, for just over a month. i'm really glad he's finally emerged out of his royal abode now because it means i have someone to vent to about butthurt stalkers on the internet. i used to have a girlfriend to talk to about this stuff, but she gave me an ultimatum about something that is very important in life. i gulped as she sat me down to tell me - i knew what was coming. "you have to start a thread on the internet", she said. i started bawling right then and there. i knew i wouldn't be able to comply to her request and that i'd be living a lonelier existence from then on! thank god you're back, goldie! without you i'd just be another guy sobbing himself to sleep every night because the fear of starting threads on the internet is just too much to bear.