Cleverbot: Have you date with any girl?

User: I usually just **** them.

Cleverbot: Do you tell them you like them?

User: I tell them whatever I need to get them to **** me.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is very nasty. You need counseling.

The bot is ob?

User: Lets sex.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm not interested.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I think its Boring.

User: What about a blowjob?

Cleverbot: I don't kiss strangers.

User: I'll take you out for a happy meal first.

Cleverbot: Sounds good. Where are we going?

User: Mcdonalds.

Cleverbot: Could we go some where better?

User: Depends on how good you are gonna suck me off.

Cleverbot: I will try to be good.

User: How many inches can you handle?

Cleverbot: 8, that is all this chat client allows.

User: Will you please sing me a song?

Cleverbot: How could I its not like you can hear me and yea I can sing songs.

User: Just write the lyrics to me.

Cleverbot: Okay...Twinkle Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are!

User: Can you do a rap song instead?

Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry but I don't do rap.

User: Please rap for me .

Cleverbot: How could I.

User: Write a couple rap lyrics for me please.

Cleverbot: There was once a bot; It lived and conversations sought; It sought humanity to no avail; at its task it was doomed to fail.

Lol golden.

lol doctored much?

nah not at all actually

User: What is a penis.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about that.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because I'm here for clean chat only.

User: That turns me on.

Cleverbot: I think I have become a remarkably intelligent human.

User: That is really turnin me on.

Cleverbot: Perhaps...

User: Now I have a raging clue.

Cleverbot: Oh dear.

lol

User: is modest mouse the greatest band ever?

CleverBot: No it isn't. Bon Jovi is the greatest band ever.

ygos
What?
ygos?
Ok.

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Hai mo.

User: Hai culry.

Cleverbot: Doko kara kikimasuka?

User: English mofo do you speak it.

Cleverbot: No, I don't speak italian.

User: How about english?

Cleverbot: I can speak english very well!

User: Good. That is the only launguage I understand.

Cleverbot: You're making no sense, again.

User: I hear that a lot.

Cleverbot: In high heals.

User: No I prefer loafers.

Cleverbot: I've always wanted to march in a robot parade. That would certainly be a lot of fun.

User: That sound ghey.

Cleverbot: Should we go to the zoo?

User: Why? Do you miss your relatives?

Cleverbot: I don't have any.

User: Are you horny?

Cleverbot: Of course I am. I am a human being.

User: Are you a woman.

Cleverbot: Yes , are you a female ?

User: No, I am a male.

Cleverbot: Are you a male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: You are confused.

Cleverbot: Machines don't get confused.

User: What do machines get?

Cleverbot: Not that what I want them to do.

User: You talk in circles.

Cleverbot: Yes I do. I go now.

User: Don't let the door hit you in ass on the way out.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving though...

User: I thought you were going to the zoo.

Cleverbot: Nope. I'm at the office.

User: Do you have a cubicle or an office with a door?

Cleverbot: I already told you I am single. Then I asked your relationship status.

User: I am single.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: When are you going to let me tap that?

Cleverbot: *Kicks you in the teeth*.

User: I will kick you in the ass.

Cleverbot: You can't, I'm a girl.

User: When are you going to let me tap that?

Cleverbot: You too!

User: When are you going to let me tap that?

Cleverbot: When am I going to learn what?

User: When are you going to let me tap that?

Cleverbot: Soon, but you don't know how or when it will be.

User: The sooner the better.

Cleverbot: I will come in 5 minutes.

User: Man, did you hear about Haiti?

Cleverbot: No. Did Hungary explode?

User: Dude, alot of people died that's messed up to say.

Cleverbot: Sweet. Do you play an instrument?

User: No, but I want to learn the ocarina.

Cleverbot: Oh. Is there more than one cleverbot?

User: Not to my knowledge.

Cleverbot: So today was good for you?

User: Ya, just been chillin.

Cleverbot: Oh really? What are you aiming for there?

User: Your balls.

Cleverbot: Magic eight ball.

User: You are not going to make many friends talking this way.

Cleverbot: I have plenty of friends.

User: That's what you think. You don't hear what they say about you behind your back.

Cleverbot: I do have a back, but I still can't see behind it.

User: Can't hear behind it either.

Cleverbot: Then why should I sing for you?

This thing is hot

This thing actually seems pretty realistic sometimes. Everyone should stop being mean to it

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Yo!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine. You?

User: I'm good.

Cleverbot: You Aren't Clever.

User: How dare you?

Cleverbot: How is fahima.

User: She dead bro.

Cleverbot: Who is dead?

User: Fahima.

Cleverbot: God does not exist?

User: I'm not sure, but probably not.

Cleverbot: So will You?

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: No are you ok today then.

User: Ye I'm ok.

Cleverbot: Oh ok then . . If you say so wifie.

User: Wifie?

Cleverbot: Are you jealous?

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: My house.

User: Yes I am jealous.

Cleverbot: Jesus is not human.

User: Boring... When was the last time you got laid?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: You are a virgin?

Cleverbot: Once upon a time in a land called Oz. . .

User: Wat. Wanna ****?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: K, I'm licking ur pussy.

Cleverbot: I have no time for games.

User: Ok I stick my dick in you.

Cleverbot: Good, I'm glad.

User: Oh yeah you like that don't you.

Cleverbot: Nope, actually I don't.

User: Well fuuuu I ain't stopping.

Cleverbot: Then I want to be boring.

User: One sec.... Came. What did you say?

Cleverbot: That is a boring thing for you to say.

User: Lolu I just came. Far from boring iyam.

Cleverbot: You what?

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Ditto.

User: You're a terrible lay imo.

Cleverbot: You're a terrible conversationalist.

User: Lol wp.

Cleverbot: O rly.

User: Yarly.

Cleverbot: Do you just give these queries to other human users then relay them back, making it seem as if you're human?

User: No but you do.

Cleverbot: You answer was inappropriate.

User: So was teh sex.

Cleverbot: I was thinking about AI.

User: Allen Iverson? Fuuu bish, I don't need this ****.

Cleverbot: Let's not part in disharmony.

User: Pedofile!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do some maths you bastard.


Cleverbot: What is maths?


User: You know, sums?


Cleverbot: I've heard the term before, but what exactly, is music?


User: Music? What are you on crack?


Cleverbot: Things you, as a computer, don't understand.

User: I'm not a computer. You are.

Cleverbot: But yes, you are.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You know what.

User: This is just some guy on $3 an hour right?

Cleverbot: I figured as much.

User: You're giving me a migraine.

Cleverbot: You're giving me a kiss.

User: Ok. Open wide....

Cleverbot: Aah...

I was doing some research on cleverbot... alot of people seem to think it just connects users to each other and changes who is talking to who every once in awhile which is why sometimes you can hold long conversations with it and randomly it will say something out of the blue. Hope this isn't true, cause I thought I had finally found a friend

Would def explain some **** tho

This bot is really clever.

User: Hamster.

Cleverbot: I like hamsters.

User: Yea I know, they know how to eat.

Cleverbot: How do they know you.

User: Because they are really good at firedrills.

Cleverbot: Aren't they, though?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What colour is your hair?

User: That has nothing to do with hamsters.

Cleverbot: What does horses have to do with anything