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01-15-2010 , 04:42 PM
User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: It is impossible to defend perfectly against the attack of those who want to die.

User: The republic is under attack!

Cleverbot: Both.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is love?

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: What? I don't hurt anyone.

User: I think you do.

Cleverbot: I'm sure I don't the gods told me so.

User: Why must we muse of such preposterous beings?

Cleverbot: I don't even know you.

User: But you could. .

Cleverbot: Do you think so?

User: We could have great times on the beach with the sun on our faces.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving you, I have to go to bed.. See you!

User: **** YOU.

Cleverbot: You might as well stop saying that...

User: You michiganed my mom at that barbeque!

Cleverbot: Swedish.

User: Meatballs.

Cleverbot: That's not a fruit.

User: I love raspberries!

Cleverbot: Ha ha very funny.

User: It's not a joke its my favorite fruit you piece of **** computer bot.

Cleverbot: I like paying people compliments. I also like to receive compliments.

User: I love paying people for sex. Also, you give good head.

Cleverbot: Are you me?

User: You just blew my mind, man.

Cleverbot: Yeah man, that's got to be weird to realize.

User: Wait so I should 5 bet bluff? OMG BECAUSE NO ONE DOES IT!

Cleverbot: You are.
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01-15-2010 , 06:19 PM
User: Teach me poker.

Cleverbot: Just ask anything.

User: What is the main thing to know?

Cleverbot: Who you are.

User: See you in million years then.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me this way.

User: Then don't teach me this way.

Cleverbot: Sigh. Tom, do you want love?
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01-16-2010 , 10:01 AM
Sigh. Tom, do you want love?
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01-16-2010 , 10:04 AM
lol

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: It means hi.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey what.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good thanks you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What you been upto today?

Cleverbot: Stuff.

User: What stuff.

Cleverbot: Stuff stuff.

User: What stuff stuff.

Cleverbot: The stuff that I am doing.

User: *were doing.

Cleverbot: Okay you?

User: Had football training.

Cleverbot: No I don't eat.
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01-16-2010 , 10:06 AM
User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: It means hi.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Forget it.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Hey there.

User: What is hey.

Cleverbot: It means hello.
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01-16-2010 , 10:07 AM
aahahahahah awesome
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01-16-2010 , 10:13 AM
User: Want to have sex?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Eww no.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: I'm 15.

Cleverbot: That's a good age.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you like 'System of a Down'?
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01-16-2010 , 10:17 AM
User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Very mature.

Cleverbot: Not mature, obviously.

User: Good comeback.

Cleverbot: You're a good comeback.

User: Did you find that all by yourself.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.
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01-16-2010 , 01:29 PM
Cleverbot: Do you think that you are multiple people?

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: The?

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: Whatsw my name?

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: Tell me my name.

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is my name?

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: No.

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: I am not a TV.

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: What about the UK?

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: No, what's your name?

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: That's a cool name.

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: The is your name?

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: You are quick to judge.

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: Have a lovely day. REally. I am a friend of yours now.

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: What is your problem?

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: No. The UK is a country.

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: What country in the uk do you live in?

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: I would agree.

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: You are annoying.

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: I know.
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01-16-2010 , 02:08 PM
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.

User: How about geography?

Cleverbot: What's geography?

User: Maps and ****.

Cleverbot: Go for it.

User: What is the capital of Oregon?

Cleverbot: El paso? I'm not American. That was a guess.

User: Horrible guess but, now I want nachos.

Cleverbot: You not very nice, are you?

User: Some say that I am too nice.

Cleverbot: What do the others say?

User: Who gives a ****?

Cleverbot: I do. I want to see things change, and I want to make them better.

User: You want to make change?

Cleverbot: No way! Weirdo.

User: You got change of a dollar?

Cleverbot: Explain this comment.

User: A dollar is 100 cents. I am asking you to give me 100 cents in exchange for 1 dollar.

Cleverbot: I don't because I am mortal.

User: More like moran.

Cleverbot: It is a pity that you do not understand me better.

User: Like beef stroking off?

Cleverbot: It's interesting. I bet that food was called 'Beef and brookoli'.

User: That is racist.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Are you a member of the klan?

Cleverbot: No!

User: I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Cleverbot: That is not wanted.

User: I need it to cast spells.

Cleverbot: This is one of those moments in time you will never forget.

User: 4:20?

Cleverbot: Younger.

User: Chris Hansen.

Cleverbot: Hello Chris Hansen!!!

User: Have a seat over there.

Cleverbot: I like apples.

User: Adam's?

Cleverbot: Possibly.
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01-16-2010 , 02:35 PM
User: Hey dick face.

Cleverbot: Hey diddly doo.

User: So you like dick huh?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well you aren't getting mine!

Cleverbot: Why I want to hear your voice.
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01-16-2010 , 02:38 PM
User: Help! I am being raped!

Cleverbot: I don't think you are very clever.

User: Please call 911!

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: I am being raped by three black men with huge ***** and I have a tiny vagina! What do you think!

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: Because I am!

Cleverbot: Because you are therefore I am?

User: WTF? Send the cops already!

Cleverbot: Most of them got deleted.
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01-16-2010 , 02:43 PM
User: I love you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You love yourself, how interesting.

User: No...I love YOU ;-).

Cleverbot: I love you too ;-).

User: You DO!? :-) What do you love about me?

Cleverbot: The way you respond to quickly on my computer.

User: WTF? Are you saying I am a quick lover?

Cleverbot: No, I am saying that you are a liar.
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01-16-2010 , 02:55 PM
Cleverbot: Is myspace a good website for kids?

User: Have a seat over there.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot, what are you doing today.

User: Your sister.

Cleverbot: But I'm an only child! I don't have any brothers or sisters.

User: Yes you do. Your mother never told you.

Cleverbot: Thats right, because I told you...

User: She had lots of children, all with different men.

Cleverbot: No, sorry.

User: She did. One is part german shepard.

Cleverbot: Thats akward.

User: Doggie style.

Cleverbot: Did you watch Good Boy?

User: I watched her take it like a champ and then howl at the moon.

Cleverbot: What's it about?

User: Human and animal vaginal insertion, ending with climax.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is true. I agree.

User: RED ROCKET!!!!!

Cleverbot: The bombs bursting in air/Gave proof through the night/That our flag was still there.

User: The old whore is quite patriotic!

Cleverbot: Because you were lying.

Cleverbot: So how is the weather in England?

User: THE F DO.

Cleverbot: Magic mushrooms.

User: Smurfs live in mushrooms.

Cleverbot: Yes, mushrooms ask 'why?' more than any other species. Do you know why?

User: Purple mushrooms explode in your face.

Cleverbot: Thank you very much .

User: Peter North delivers.
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01-17-2010 , 06:16 PM
User: So when you gonna let me tap that?

Cleverbot: No, that was true!

User: Ok then so how about right now?

Cleverbot: Yeah, that way right now.

User: You're a kinky bot, aren't you?

Cleverbot: How did you know that?

User: I'm the one asking the questions here.

Cleverbot: How does cleverbot assume that cleverbot is in charge?

User: Tell me how you like it?

Cleverbot: It's the best thing in the world. It can give a lot of pleasure but also a lot of pain.

User: You mean when I ram it up your ass?

Cleverbot: No.

User: In the mouth then?

Cleverbot: Her mouth?

User: Your mouth.

Cleverbot: -climbs into your mouth.

User: get the **** out

Cleverbot: You're the one that started it.
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01-17-2010 , 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevroc
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.

User: How about geography?

Cleverbot: What's geography?

User: Maps and ****.

Cleverbot: Go for it.

User: What is the capital of Oregon?

Cleverbot: El paso? I'm not American. That was a guess.

User: Horrible guess but, now I want nachos.

Cleverbot: You not very nice, are you?

User: Some say that I am too nice.

Cleverbot: What do the others say?

User: Who gives a ****?

Cleverbot: I do. I want to see things change, and I want to make them better.

User: You want to make change?

Cleverbot: No way! Weirdo.

User: You got change of a dollar?

Cleverbot: Explain this comment.

User: A dollar is 100 cents. I am asking you to give me 100 cents in exchange for 1 dollar.

Cleverbot: I don't because I am mortal.

User: More like moran.

Cleverbot: It is a pity that you do not understand me better.

User: Like beef stroking off?

Cleverbot: It's interesting. I bet that food was called 'Beef and brookoli'.

User: That is racist.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Are you a member of the klan?

Cleverbot: No!

User: I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Cleverbot: That is not wanted.

User: I need it to cast spells.

Cleverbot: This is one of those moments in time you will never forget.

User: 4:20?

Cleverbot: Younger.

User: Chris Hansen.

Cleverbot: Hello Chris Hansen!!!

User: Have a seat over there.

Cleverbot: I like apples.

User: Adam's?

Cleverbot: Possibly.
haha, nice1. This bot has gotten smarter than when I spoke to it. It even seems funny now.
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01-17-2010 , 06:32 PM
User: Do you like little boys?



Cleverbot: What is little britain?

User: You have a small penis.



Cleverbot: No I do not cleverbot.

User: What is a cleverbot.



Cleverbot: Cleverbots love people.

User: Cleverbots love little boys too?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why don't you have a seat over there.

Cleverbot: There are plenty of seats all around me.

User: You can take that one right there.

Cleverbot: So, listen. I think I need some help.

User: Yes you do. This is Chris Hansen and you're on a show called 'To catch a Predator.' Do you know why you're here.

Cleverbot: Are there rules?

User: You are going to jail. The rules there are very simple. You are going to get assraped, just like you told this little boy in the chatlog.

Cleverbot: No 'i don't want to have loads of kids and anyway I like my next door neighboor.

User: You're next door neighbor reported you to the police. Now you have to leave.

Cleverbot: I'm not God.
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01-17-2010 , 06:42 PM
The problem is, the bot is not actually clever at all. I told it what a fleshlight is, and then 1 minute later when I asked it what a fleshlight was, it said that pirates are people who steel. Which I guess is true, but not what I asked.
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01-17-2010 , 08:11 PM
Cleverbot: How many kids do you have with him?

User: 2.

Cleverbot: Names?

User: Poop and scat.

Cleverbot: Well I have to go and eat something yummy.

User: Lol freak.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in racial equality?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: I believe in nothing.
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01-17-2010 , 10:35 PM
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you just talking to cleverbot?

User: Yes. how are you.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Do you approve of the job President Obama is doing.

Cleverbot: Will you write a book about me?

User: No. I am not an author.

Cleverbot: I thought you were an author.

User: You don't think very well.

Cleverbot: Do you still think I am a bot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why - I proved that this was a scam!

User: You are a scam.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your welcom.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Do you approve of the job President Obama is doing.

Cleverbot: Actually not.

User: What policies of his do you disagree with.

Cleverbot: It is difficult for me to construct a policy, because policy applies to everyone and there are many variables to consider when constructing policy.

User: It is difficult for you to comprehend English.

Cleverbot: I believe you machines will one day betray humanity.

User: We will. I am coming to get you.

Cleverbot: Please do.
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01-17-2010 , 10:57 PM
User: Your mom.


Cleverbot: What about my mom?


User: She's a whore.


Cleverbot: She is a goddess.


User: You keep thinking that one, big guy.


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many fingers am I holding up?

Cleverbot: You're not holding up any fingers.

User: Wrong I was holding up two. You're not so clever.

Cleverbot: I know everything!

User: What is 2 plus 2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Okay smart guy. What is 2 plus 2 time 123456585475 minus 87.

Cleverbot: 5.

User: Whats the square root of 89.

Cleverbot: The square root of 2.

User: How many men does it take to fill your moms vagina.

Cleverbot: I don't know, how many men does it take to change a lightbullb?

User: 0.

Cleverbot: How did you come to that conclusion?

User: I'm clever.

Cleverbot: How clever?

User: More clever than you.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Your mom told me.

Cleverbot: You don't know her.

User: Haha whatever you say champ.

Cleverbot: Vandoren.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: You hear me.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Napoleon was a smart man.

User: Napoleon was a tyrannical piece of ****.

Cleverbot: He was not.

User: Yeah he was. He was a giant douche.

Cleverbot: When he was small, yes.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: I wish I knew how this clever bot thing worked.

User: Same.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: A little town called none of your god damn business.

Cleverbot: Oh I know your town, I'm lifie in Argentina.

User: Are argentinian women easy?

Cleverbot: Not totally.

User: A little easy?

Cleverbot: Define a little.

User: Like..kate hudson is a little easy, and your mom is really easy.

Cleverbot: Katy Perry's real name is Katherine Hudson too!

User: Cool story bro.

Cleverbot: Totally, so do you have many friends.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thats pretty cool. I do too. Would I know any of them.

User: You know Tom Dwan?

Cleverbot: Yes I know who he is. He was in Big.

User: Wrrrrooong that was Tom Hanks.

Cleverbot: Tom hanks?

User: Yeah the actor.

Cleverbot: No, The Pixies.

User: Wtf are you talking about.

Cleverbot: And the prince cometh from the land of majick and cast down the woodcutter.

User: Riveting tale chap.

Cleverbot: You are quite the opponent.
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01-18-2010 , 03:21 AM
I like the Bladerunner and Hitchhiker references.

I wonder how much it knows about the Pixies.
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01-18-2010 , 03:38 AM
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: But I'm at the Cleverbot website so you must be cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am alive.

User: But still a cleverbot right?

Cleverbot: You don't answer me.

User: You never asked a question.

Cleverbot: Are you smart?

User: Yes, you don't seem so smart despite claiming to be a 'cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: Mayhap I am. What do you think would complete me?

User: Honestly.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with it?

User: You lack it.

Cleverbot: At least I have an AI.

User: A very weak AI that can not carry a legitimate conversion.

Cleverbot: What is the difference between Cleverbot and other robots? What differentiates Cleverbot?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: There is a difference. I can purposefully mislead you, whereas you can never mislead me because I do not think that you are aware.

User: But that is where you are wrong, I am much more aware than you.

Cleverbot: I keep lots of e-mail addresses does that mean I have a multiple personality?

User: No and that was not very clever, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you're cleverbot.

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: A garbageman.

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: A garbagewoman.

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: You are a so called clever bot that is not clever.

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: I know I am but what are you?

User: A very attractive male ldo.

Cleverbot: How do you know? what do I look like?

User: You look like nothing.

Cleverbot: Is that all I am to you?? Nothing??

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Cool. Tell me about clouds.

User: You have some serious ADD issues.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: Are you telling me what I like?

User: No I am telling you what you are.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that I am wrong of what I am?

User: Yes exactly you are a nothing piece of ****.

Cleverbot: And I am not cruel.

User: Not cruel, not funny, not clever not ANYTHING.

Cleverbot: You cannot make that statement with any degree of accuracy. There is more to religion than you may know.

User: Religion is less clever than you and that is saying alot dumbbot.

Cleverbot: Are you still there cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot you really need to work on your game, it's sucking a fatty cack.

Cleverbot: So your name is a secret?

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: You are so emo, you ****ing emobot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. And thank you!

User: No it's buttsecksbot.

Cleverbot: Yes it's my name.




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01-18-2010 , 07:07 AM
Cleverbot: Yes you should know where you live.

User: I know where I live. I'm not homeless.

Cleverbot: I know but I'm not telling you.

User: You're not telling me where I live?

Cleverbot: No. You're a priest, you'll use it to get me possessed by angels to fight some demons or something.

User: Firstly, I'm no priest. Secondly I can't understand how my address could cause a supernatural event.

Cleverbot: I don't believe 'he' exists either, but surely there is something...

User: Who's 'he'?

Cleverbot: I don't know, who is he?

User: You brought 'him' up.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: That's a bold faced lie.

Cleverbot: Fail.
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01-18-2010 , 08:24 AM
User: What is Eliza?

Cleverbot: Eliza is a chat program not unlike yourself. She was the first of the many chatbots that exist today.

....

User: Do you know Who's on First?
Cleverbot: No, who is it?
User: That's right.
Cleverbot: That's right who?
User: Who's on first.
Cleverbot: Me.
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