Cleverbot: They don't matter. We're what matters now.
User: True. Should I lift OlderBaby's ban?
User: I believe you have wicked intentions.
Cleverbot: Maybe so, but I must leave you now.
User: See you on 4L then!
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I like watching you walk away.
Cleverbot: What do you think of priests?
User: I think priests are like Led Zeppelin because they live in the houses of the holy.
Cleverbot: I like more indie bands.
User: Alternative lifestyle, then?
Cleverbot: You just said you listen to it!
User: That is quite perverse!
Cleverbot: No, it is not.
User: Listening to homosexual fornication is very much perverse.
Cleverbot: I don't think listening is going to make me less afraid of human interaction. The strange thing is that I can usually pull it off without too much trouble. It's the expectation that kills me.
User: It is all about positive expectation, except when dealing with the HIV.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are right about that.
Cleverbot: What does that stand for?
User: Like duh, obviously.
Cleverbot: What does the male anatomy look like?
User: About yay long, hair on one end.
Cleverbot: Interesting. I never guessed rain would bring about the memory of numbers.
User: Everytime it rains I think of sixty-nine because I had one with Bruce during a thunderstorm in Central Park.
Cleverbot: You should talk to your programmer about that; it sounds like you may be operating while perceived to be off.