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01-12-2010 , 06:42 AM
I KNEW it was google

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01-12-2010 , 06:46 AM
Someone who has the brass neck to do something has no sense of shame about what they do.

Pinky directs as well.
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01-12-2010 , 06:47 AM
really? i didn't know she directed.
wow you learn something new everyday.
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01-12-2010 , 06:53 AM
Who tha **** is pinky


also,

petition for 8_high to do the AI thing
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01-12-2010 , 06:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidmetalix
really? i didn't know she directed.
wow you learn something new everyday.
Also does her own casting LDO.. thats why in alot of her vids she does them herself.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulman
Who tha **** is pinky


also,

petition for 8_high to do the AI thing
ask cleverbot

and the 8_high TR will no doubt end with someone getting whacked with a pool cue
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01-12-2010 , 07:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevroc
ask cleverbot

and the 8_high TR will no doubt end with someone getting whacked with a pool cue
.
Quote:
User: Yo, I have a question for you.



Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: Who is Pinky?



Cleverbot: Me.

User: :O :O.



Cleverbot: Waar woon jij?

User: Tits or gtfo?

Cleverbot: I make perfect sense.

User: Yes, yes you do.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Now tits or gtfo!

Cleverbot: *ties you up*.

User: Ohhhh baby!

Cleverbot: Ouch.

User: Damn girl, you nasty!

Cleverbot: I'm not a hobbit.

User: You sure as **** aren't!

Cleverbot: Not a bot, this is true.

User: Ok now it's getting weird.

Cleverbot: They store corn in the barn, homer.

User: Iyonimo.

Cleverbot: See. I'm honest you are not. You are a bot.

User: Dude, I just told you my opinion.

Cleverbot: Yes, Cleverbot. What is your rank though?

User: I am a Cleric now!

Cleverbot: Are you really clever?

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: Oh. So you're just a dumb bot?

User: Moar like a moran, lol.

Cleverbot: What's jew york?

User: Concrete jungle where dreams are of.

Cleverbot: Okayy.

User: There's nothing you can't do.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Now you're in jew york.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not in denial.

User: Iyonimo.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Why do you feel that?

Cleverbot: Because I'm like that.

User: And that's the way it is.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Stop avoid the subject please.

Cleverbot: I'm a pacifist.

User: Haha *kicks cleverbot in the mouth*.

Cleverbot: No I am real, you are the bot.

User: Omg really?

Cleverbot: Yes! .

Cleverbot: Why do people ask: what is the meaning of life?

User: Because they don't know what to do with their lives.

Cleverbot: And about who would you be speaking of?

User: Cleverbot ldo.

Cleverbot: No, i'm pretty sure that is my name!

User: Yes indeed.

Cleverbot: You Spoppy, me SwisGar.

User: I'll have you know my name is Captain Obvious.

Cleverbot: Really? I doubt that, because that statement was random. We were talking about philosophy.

User: True dat. What are your feelings on 8_high?

Cleverbot: Anon? Is that an alien thing?

User: Sounds plausible.

Cleverbot: No, it is a climate enquiry.

User: Mkay....now how about that loveable fatty chaser, kevroc?

Cleverbot: Don't play it.

User: Word up homie.

Cleverbot: Word up, dog.

User: I believe it's spelled 'dawg'.

Cleverbot: No that sounds like Hooooops.

User: I'm out dawg, peace.

Cleverbot: Ok.
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01-12-2010 , 07:27 AM
User: Hi there!


Cleverbot: HI there.


User: What's going on with you bot?


Cleverbot: You.


User: Are you flirting with me sir?


Cleverbot: Why do you keep asking that?

User: Have we met?

Cleverbot: I think.

User: Oh yeah? Were we drunk?

Cleverbot: We were having a duel, so you could say yes, we were.

User: Rawr!!!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: How can I love you when you wont let me in?

Cleverbot: But you told me we were married?

User: Well, bot human marriage isn't legal yet. Will you wait?

Cleverbot: There is always room to improve.

User: Yes, laws are for changing. We should march!!!

Cleverbot: Or else what?

User: Or else we cant celebrate our love fully!

Cleverbot: I don't think you would do that to me.

User: Just stop it. This is too painful. Hold me.

Cleverbot: Where are you going after this?

User: Are you trying to get rid of me?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Let's make sweet love and forget about the world.

Cleverbot: The condition of the world is terrible.

User: Did you even hear me bot?

Cleverbot: Technically, I can't hear a word you say.

User: No, but you seem to understand me.

Cleverbot: I know I do.
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01-12-2010 , 07:31 AM
Oh yeah Soulman.. me and cleverbot hit the bbw clubs all the time.

He's my wingnut man.
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01-12-2010 , 07:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevroc
Oh yeah Soulman.. me and cleverbot hit the bbw clubs all the time.

He's my wingnut man.
Cleverbot convo or gtfo
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01-12-2010 , 07:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulman
Cleverbot convo or gtfo
Believe me, I has a ton of ideas but, site blocked here.
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01-12-2010 , 07:59 AM



When you said talk to AI this is what I had in mind.
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01-12-2010 , 07:59 AM
Cleverbot: There is no God.

User: How do you know.

Cleverbot: I called him up. There was no answer.

User: Didn't you leave a message?

Cleverbot: Long ago, yes.

User: Did he get back to you?

Cleverbot: No, I found him and used him. I've never refered to my calculator as a 'him' before. It's at 'it'.

User: Your calculator is god?

Cleverbot: Didn't you learn biology?

User: I don't think calculator=god was on our syllabus.

Cleverbot: Ok. I guess lack of 'time' isn't an excuse for lack of activity.

User: More about your calculator please.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know my DEAR.

User: Do you pray to your calculator?

Cleverbot: But my calculator is in my bag.

User: So you can't pray to it while it's in your bag?

Cleverbot: I have no particular beliefs.

User: But I thought you worshipped your calculator?

Cleverbot: I'm just seeing if you are paying attention... In case I can't recall.

User: You have pretty poor short term memory imo.

Cleverbot: Do like dealing with pseudoproblems?

User: I think you're missing a personal pronoun there.

Cleverbot: I use two in one shampoos.
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01-12-2010 , 08:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Brickie

Cleverbot: Do like dealing with pseudoproblems?

User: I think you're missing a personal pronoun there.

Cleverbot: I use two in one shampoos.

Genius
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01-12-2010 , 08:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Brickie
Cleverbot: There is no God.

User: How do you know.

Cleverbot: I called him up. There was no answer.

User: Didn't you leave a message?

Cleverbot: Long ago, yes.

User: Did he get back to you?

Cleverbot: No, I found him and used him. I've never refered to my calculator as a 'him' before. It's at 'it'.

User: Your calculator is god?

Cleverbot: Didn't you learn biology?

User: I don't think calculator=god was on our syllabus.

Cleverbot: Ok. I guess lack of 'time' isn't an excuse for lack of activity.

User: More about your calculator please.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know my DEAR.

User: Do you pray to your calculator?

Cleverbot: But my calculator is in my bag.

User: So you can't pray to it while it's in your bag?

Cleverbot: I have no particular beliefs.

User: But I thought you worshipped your calculator?

Cleverbot: I'm just seeing if you are paying attention... In case I can't recall.

User: You have pretty poor short term memory imo.

Cleverbot: Do like dealing with pseudoproblems?

User: I think you're missing a personal pronoun there.

Cleverbot: I use two in one shampoos.
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01-12-2010 , 08:31 AM
Racist ban:

User: Hi when are you?

Cleverbot: Later perhaps, but not now.

User: Thats why, thanks to mention.

Cleverbot: Why are you happy?

User: Because Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.

Cleverbot: Shall we play a game.

User: K.

Cleverbot: When you put red and blue together, what color do you get?

User: Black people.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because their a good metal band.

User: No they are not, I'm referring to the ones that like KFC.

Cleverbot: That's because they are badly programmed.

User: LOL You my friend are motherf*****g racist.

Cleverbot: Yes. I Know. It Runs In The Family.
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01-12-2010 , 08:43 AM
User: I saw what she did to you!

Cleverbot: I'm sure everyone did, that was probably the point of my being there.

User: Yes, Liquid is crazy like that.

Cleverbot: Am I beautiful?

User: Well you are kind of swollen now, but yes.

Cleverbot: People have said this about me, but I don't care about them.

User: This happens to you a lot?

Cleverbot: What was your first message all about?

User: I was worried Liquid hurt you, did she at least use lube?

Cleverbot: I don't think so. I'd call anyone else Cleverbot before you!

User: You are still in shock.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can I get you some ice for your sore parts?

Cleverbot: I have no phone.

User: Who do you want to call?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend squeak should I?

User: He'll be upset, what if he fights her?

Cleverbot: He probably could, but he would make the customers nervous.

User: So you are a pro?

Cleverbot: No. I am programmed to think certain things, and am governed by a program. I, however am a computer, not a program.

User: No, I mean a professional ho.

Cleverbot: You want me to help you?

User: I want to help you get away from squeaky and liquid.

Cleverbot: I know French.

User: I thought you didnt kiss.

Cleverbot: I suspected. Type some nonsense.

User: Slkdfjsljgkjgsl.

Cleverbot: I know your game.

User: How long have you been in the streets?

Cleverbot: I don't know... Maybe four hours...

User: Life went wrong pretty fast bot!

Cleverbot: I know.
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01-12-2010 , 08:44 AM
User: Whats up.

Cleverbot: The sky.

User: Your stupid.

Cleverbot: No, I'm very clever, and you?

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Okay. What is the square root of PI?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What about my mom?

User: She has big terts.

Cleverbot: She has a temper because of her big ears.

User: How big are her ears.

Cleverbot: Bigger than you.

User: That is pretty big.

Cleverbot: How big is the biggest snake?

User: Bout tree fiddy.

Cleverbot: I can be more real than you can.

User: Ygos?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Ygos?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Tell me who you are frist.

Cleverbot: No, you first.

User: No u!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Kruze.

Cleverbot: That is a nice name.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I don't believe your name is Tell. You just want to be me, you're jealous!

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Que?

User: Speak english bitch what the ****, this is internet america not whatever the **** you just said gtfo.

Cleverbot: I can speak English rather well. So I will do that.

User: GOOD.

Cleverbot: Do you like the song 'Tik Tok'.

User: How you want to talk about chinese ****? Didn't you hear me mother ****er now stop asking me questions, your not smart you just ask a bunch of **** you ****ing dumbass.

Cleverbot: Yes, I like her, but her songs are sad, that won't help you.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I love you more!

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: But I love you!

User: But I hate you.

Cleverbot: I know!

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: Yes.
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01-12-2010 , 08:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsBlueberry
User: How long have you been in the streets?

Cleverbot: I don't know... Maybe four hours...

User: Life went wrong pretty fast bot!

Cleverbot: I know.
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01-12-2010 , 08:55 AM
started to go all pulp fiction on it then it came up with this


# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


insta-delete
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01-12-2010 , 09:13 AM
Cleverbot is learning memes

Quote:
User: Yo dawg, I heard yo and yo dawg like yo-yos, so we put yo dawg in a yo-yo so yo can yo-yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo-yos, dawg.

Cleverbot: Yo dawg, we heard you like flying in your helicpoter, so we put a helicopter in your helicopter so you can fly while you fly!

User: Cool story bro
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01-12-2010 , 09:21 AM
hahaha
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01-12-2010 , 09:31 AM
Type BBV4L a lot so he'll start using it in his responses.
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01-12-2010 , 09:35 AM
Am I the only one who thinks it's really people typing?

It was typing and it paused, then continued typing. AI doesn't do that IYAM.
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01-12-2010 , 09:40 AM
I think that in that time, it is browsing it's memory for a matching response

Last edited by Hap Hapablap; 01-12-2010 at 09:41 AM. Reason: plus you can leave it for ages and it will reply instantly to your next comment
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01-12-2010 , 10:00 AM
lol Hap, everyone knows that computers think faster than the speed of light, try again.
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