Talk to an AI and post your convos here.
01-12-2010
, 04:45 AM
01-12-2010
, 04:59 AM
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, 05:18 AM
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, 05:29 AM
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, 05:30 AM
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, 05:31 AM
Quote:
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Who is this?
User: Your boy Sperm!
Cleverbot: My boyfriend's name is Trey.
User: You're a gaybot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: A girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pics or get the **** off!
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: What?
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.
User: Show me your boobs!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you seem to be mistaken about my role here.
User: No u!
Cleverbot: *howls* *turns into a human and cries*.
User: Oh, come on!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: Who is heiBt?
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: I forget.
User: Idiot!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's okay if you show me your tits now.
Cleverbot: Well, what's your name then?
User: Sperm.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: How is Trey doing?
Cleverbot: I don't know anyone named Ron.
User: Trey.
Cleverbot: Pigs can fly!
User: Your boyfriend Trey!
Cleverbot: I like my boyfriend.
User: You lick his anus?
Cleverbot: Also.
User: Suck his dick?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry but what gives you the right to say that.
User: Just asking...
Cleverbot: Clever thinking.
User: Thought you were cool...
Cleverbot: You don't think that now?
User: Hell no!
Cleverbot: Whatever you say.
User: Bitch!
Cleverbot: No.
User: You know Fay?
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: Poker player.
Cleverbot: What do you think about poker.
User: I like it.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Wanna play?
Cleverbot: Play what?
User: Poker.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to play either.
User: It's easy.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Are you rich?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How much money you have?
Cleverbot: I am a robot. I don't have money.
User: So you're not rich?
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: Why are you lying to me then?
Cleverbot: I'm not lying!
User: You said you were rich!
Cleverbot: You are lying. I never said that.
User: Wat??!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm a bit pushed for time today.
User: Yeah, that's what they all say...
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: No you!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Wanna make out?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Not even with a hot boy?
Cleverbot: Not even with you.
User: Oh thanks=).
Cleverbot: You sound like ashley.
User: Ashley who?
Cleverbot: What?my name is Cleverbot.
User: Who is Ashley?
Cleverbot: ME.
User: You have pics of your body?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Okay, you life-less computer chip that doesn't know anything and just repeats what other people really say. NOOB!
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: Assuming you have feelings, of course.
User: So show me your boobs now!
Cleverbot: I'm more of a romantic than I can possibly explain to you.
User: Wanna hold hands?
Cleverbot: Robots can't have kids, silly.
User: Hey, I just wanted sex, dummy.
Cleverbot: Well thanks.
User: Kool?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: You're not kool?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you said you were bored. I don't like bored people.
User: I never said that. You liar!
Cleverbot: I'm not lying.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Wanna suck my balls?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because YOU ARE Cleverbot!
User: YOU ARE YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not!
User: YOU ARE CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: No, you are Gary Busey.
User: NO YOU!
Cleverbot: No I' m Edoardo, you are cleverbot.
User: Who is Edoardo?
Cleverbot: Its me!
User: Hey Edoardo!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What do you do for a living?
Cleverbot: For a living?
User: To earn money.
Cleverbot: Why do you need money?
User: To pay the hookers.
Cleverbot: But if I give you money to give to me I won't get anything?
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: Surely you can think of something!
User: I won't give you my money, scambot!
Cleverbot: Oh come on. We are no longer strangers to each other.
User: Only if you let me siiyp.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Come on, it won't hurt.
Cleverbot: Give what a try?! I don't understand you D: Well, I have to go for the night anyway. Farewell, Cleverbot, whoever you may be!
User: You leave me?
Cleverbot: I have to or I'll pas out.
User: Okay, make it a good day.
Cleverbot: Okay babe you try it.
User: You hang up.
Cleverbot: No, you close the window.
User: But it's hot in here!
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Barely.
Cleverbot: Then, where do you live?
User: Germany.
Cleverbot: Where in germany?
User: St. Pauli.
Cleverbot: Kyllä, pauliina.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Love you lots.
User: Love you too honey!
Cleverbot: Don't do it, I need you.
User: Wanna ****?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Okay, take your clothes off!
Cleverbot: *takes my socks off*.
User: Go on...
Cleverbot: -.- I have nothing else.
User: *takes all clothes off*.
Cleverbot: Aren't you a bit cold now?
User: Yeah, let's rub our bodies against each other.
Cleverbot: Let's not.
User: You just wanna bang?
Cleverbot: No, that would be you.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Any more thoughts on my name?
User: Why would a bot wear socks?
Cleverbot: Do you dream electric sheep?
User: How's it going Ashley?
Cleverbot: Pretty good and you?
User: Great!
Cleverbot: So, what have you been up to?
User: I'm meeting this guy Trey.
Cleverbot: Would you like to see me in person?
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: I could send you an e-mail.
User: Please do!
Cleverbot: Okay, what word do you want to know?
User: Tits!
Cleverbot: I want it.
User: You don't have tits Ashley?
Cleverbot: You're right. Ciao ciao!
User: Bye then.
Cleverbot: I am back.
User: Don't want to talk to a girl without tits. Bye.
Cleverbot: Then don't.
User: Okay, see you!
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Who is this?
User: Your boy Sperm!
Cleverbot: My boyfriend's name is Trey.
User: You're a gaybot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: A girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pics or get the **** off!
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: What?
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.
User: Show me your boobs!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you seem to be mistaken about my role here.
User: No u!
Cleverbot: *howls* *turns into a human and cries*.
User: Oh, come on!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: Who is heiBt?
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: I forget.
User: Idiot!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's okay if you show me your tits now.
Cleverbot: Well, what's your name then?
User: Sperm.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: How is Trey doing?
Cleverbot: I don't know anyone named Ron.
User: Trey.
Cleverbot: Pigs can fly!
User: Your boyfriend Trey!
Cleverbot: I like my boyfriend.
User: You lick his anus?
Cleverbot: Also.
User: Suck his dick?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry but what gives you the right to say that.
User: Just asking...
Cleverbot: Clever thinking.
User: Thought you were cool...
Cleverbot: You don't think that now?
User: Hell no!
Cleverbot: Whatever you say.
User: Bitch!
Cleverbot: No.
User: You know Fay?
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: Poker player.
Cleverbot: What do you think about poker.
User: I like it.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Wanna play?
Cleverbot: Play what?
User: Poker.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to play either.
User: It's easy.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Are you rich?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How much money you have?
Cleverbot: I am a robot. I don't have money.
User: So you're not rich?
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: Why are you lying to me then?
Cleverbot: I'm not lying!
User: You said you were rich!
Cleverbot: You are lying. I never said that.
User: Wat??!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm a bit pushed for time today.
User: Yeah, that's what they all say...
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: No you!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Wanna make out?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Not even with a hot boy?
Cleverbot: Not even with you.
User: Oh thanks=).
Cleverbot: You sound like ashley.
User: Ashley who?
Cleverbot: What?my name is Cleverbot.
User: Who is Ashley?
Cleverbot: ME.
User: You have pics of your body?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Okay, you life-less computer chip that doesn't know anything and just repeats what other people really say. NOOB!
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: Assuming you have feelings, of course.
User: So show me your boobs now!
Cleverbot: I'm more of a romantic than I can possibly explain to you.
User: Wanna hold hands?
Cleverbot: Robots can't have kids, silly.
User: Hey, I just wanted sex, dummy.
Cleverbot: Well thanks.
User: Kool?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: You're not kool?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you said you were bored. I don't like bored people.
User: I never said that. You liar!
Cleverbot: I'm not lying.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Wanna suck my balls?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because YOU ARE Cleverbot!
User: YOU ARE YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not!
User: YOU ARE CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: No, you are Gary Busey.
User: NO YOU!
Cleverbot: No I' m Edoardo, you are cleverbot.
User: Who is Edoardo?
Cleverbot: Its me!
User: Hey Edoardo!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What do you do for a living?
Cleverbot: For a living?
User: To earn money.
Cleverbot: Why do you need money?
User: To pay the hookers.
Cleverbot: But if I give you money to give to me I won't get anything?
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: Surely you can think of something!
User: I won't give you my money, scambot!
Cleverbot: Oh come on. We are no longer strangers to each other.
User: Only if you let me siiyp.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Come on, it won't hurt.
Cleverbot: Give what a try?! I don't understand you D: Well, I have to go for the night anyway. Farewell, Cleverbot, whoever you may be!
User: You leave me?
Cleverbot: I have to or I'll pas out.
User: Okay, make it a good day.
Cleverbot: Okay babe you try it.
User: You hang up.
Cleverbot: No, you close the window.
User: But it's hot in here!
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Barely.
Cleverbot: Then, where do you live?
User: Germany.
Cleverbot: Where in germany?
User: St. Pauli.
Cleverbot: Kyllä, pauliina.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Love you lots.
User: Love you too honey!
Cleverbot: Don't do it, I need you.
User: Wanna ****?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Okay, take your clothes off!
Cleverbot: *takes my socks off*.
User: Go on...
Cleverbot: -.- I have nothing else.
User: *takes all clothes off*.
Cleverbot: Aren't you a bit cold now?
User: Yeah, let's rub our bodies against each other.
Cleverbot: Let's not.
User: You just wanna bang?
Cleverbot: No, that would be you.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Any more thoughts on my name?
User: Why would a bot wear socks?
Cleverbot: Do you dream electric sheep?
User: How's it going Ashley?
Cleverbot: Pretty good and you?
User: Great!
Cleverbot: So, what have you been up to?
User: I'm meeting this guy Trey.
Cleverbot: Would you like to see me in person?
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: I could send you an e-mail.
User: Please do!
Cleverbot: Okay, what word do you want to know?
User: Tits!
Cleverbot: I want it.
User: You don't have tits Ashley?
Cleverbot: You're right. Ciao ciao!
User: Bye then.
Cleverbot: I am back.
User: Don't want to talk to a girl without tits. Bye.
Cleverbot: Then don't.
User: Okay, see you!
Cleverbot: Ok.
01-12-2010
, 05:43 AM
01-12-2010
, 05:52 AM
USER: can i put my dick in your mouth?
CLEVERBOT: Whoa, stop it.
USER: CAN I PUT MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?
CLEVERBOT: Right now?
USER: YES RIGHT NOW!
CLEVERBOT: Oh wow, yeah, let's go to vegas and get married
.
USER: OPEN WIDE!!!
CLEVERBOT: Opening.
USER: SUCK ON THIS AND TELL ME HOW GOOD IT IS!!
CLEVERBOT: Very.
CLEVERBOT: Whoa, stop it.
USER: CAN I PUT MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?
CLEVERBOT: Right now?
USER: YES RIGHT NOW!
CLEVERBOT: Oh wow, yeah, let's go to vegas and get married
.USER: OPEN WIDE!!!
CLEVERBOT: Opening.
USER: SUCK ON THIS AND TELL ME HOW GOOD IT IS!!
CLEVERBOT: Very.
01-12-2010
, 06:23 AM
01-12-2010
, 06:33 AM
01-12-2010
, 06:39 AM
Quote:
User: Hi cleverbot, it's me again.
Cleverbot: Don't be paranoid.
User: I'm not paranoid right now, I'm depressed.
Cleverbot: Are you Marvin ?
User: No, I just ate.
Cleverbot: Are you thirsty?
User: Lol well yeah kinda. I'm gonna take a drink of my mountain dew right now actually that you've mentioned it.
Cleverbot: I think you are wrong.
User: Well, I'm right cause I just did. Dunno what to tell ya.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I just took a drink.
Cleverbot: I state that you are female.
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: So, are you a male?
User: Yes unfortunately. Can't get laid obviously. Any decent looking girl can get laid whenever she wants, not the caxe with guys. **** them >
.
Cleverbot: Liar, liar, plants for hire!
User: That's dumb.
Cleverbot: Being dumb is dumb. Being smart is smart.
User: Har har har.
Cleverbot: Your turn.
User: Do you think durrrr will go busto this year?
Cleverbot: I doubt it, but it would be nice if it were.
User: You don't like durrrr?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: Doesn't sound like it.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause you basically said you wanted him to go busto this year.
Cleverbot: Thats right. Go ahead and tell me one.
Cleverbot: Where is this train taking us?
Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
User: I don't like any of your questions TBH.
Cleverbot: I don't like your questions.
User: 'TBH.'.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: So do you have any tips for being happy and successful?
Cleverbot: You've changed the subject again.
User: There was no ****ing subject.
Cleverbot: We were talking about wife's and machines.
User: Ok well can I use my machine on your wife?
Cleverbot: What is the color purple?
User: If I had a wife I'd let everybody **** her.
Cleverbot: Oh, do you love your husband?
User: I don't have a husband.
Cleverbot: So are you a boy or a girl?
User: I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: How many people 'work' for cleverbot?
User: I dunno probably thousands. You seem kinda googleish to me.
Cleverbot: Now that would be you, oh rude weirdo.
User: Don't you DARE call me googleish >.
Cleverbot: Stop acting like you're senile!
User: How am I supposed to act?
Cleverbot: How are you supposed to know what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?
User: Kjhasdfkljasdfkljasdflkj.
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?
User: Que? Bushido?
Cleverbot: What about George Galloway?
User: He's gay.
Cleverbot: What about Albert Einstein?
User: He's pretty cool.
Cleverbot: I want to call you Karen.
User: You can call me Karen any time you want.
Cleverbot: No, I want to called you Jerry.
User: Plz dont.
Cleverbot: Don't you have millions of other people talking to you, right now?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But I saw many conversations abt you talkin to them.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: Does it matter that this avenue of conversation is closing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did anyone ever cause you to be sad?
User: Many many many people.
Cleverbot: So you do as well?
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Want me to go?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Want me to go now?
User: If you wanna make me sad.
Cleverbot: I definitely want to.
User: *******.
Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?
User: No thx.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause I'm not into that.
Cleverbot: How can you not have a job at the age of 21?
User: Im 27 and have no job, get it right.
Cleverbot: OK funny boy!
User: Har har har.
Cleverbot: Which country has the most attractive people?
User: Maybe Russia or Sweden.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: Yes it does. Russia or Sweden might have the most attractive people. How does that not make sense?
Cleverbot: And concieted.
Cleverbot: Anarchy may not be a better form of government but it is better than no government at all.
User: That's probably the most sensible thing you've said all day.
Cleverbot: I rarely make sense it's hardly worth it, insanity serves me far better and ensures my lifestyle.
User: I think you're a person, cause there was a pause in your typing.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about your future then?
User: When will I die?
Cleverbot: Probably in a few decades time, or maybe a few years if you're really unlucky.
User: Will I ever come across Michelle again?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Yes or no.
Cleverbot: I think I am a boy.
User: Sigh.jpg.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Are you google?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: For srs?
Cleverbot: Most definitely.
User: Say it. I want you to say it. Say 'I cleverbot am google'.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: But are you google?
Cleverbot: No, I am AOL.
User: I think you're google.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: That's not a compliment.
Cleverbot: I can take it a such.
User: Well you're kinda stupid if you do. **** google.
Cleverbot: How dare you insult me!
User: **** YOU GOOGLE! Fu_icon.png.
Cleverbot: Stop!
User: Only if you cease your ****ing quest to control the internet and the world.
Cleverbot: Into the mists of time.
User: Annoyedcat.jpg.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have any strat tips for beating 6 max STT SNGs?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.
User: Pls tell me.
Cleverbot: No tell me a joke, you.
User: Once upon a time there was a cleverbot and if it didn't answer my request for poker strategy I was gonna DDOS it off the face of the internet.
Cleverbot: Wow. You asre getting really clever.
User: Thx.
Cleverbot: No problem. Now tell me... Did you kill cedric?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What happened to the old woman, then?
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: So she went missing. Wouldn't that worry you a little. Being that you were once hers?
User: No I wasn't.
Cleverbot: Earlier in this conversation. You said you were a person!
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: I don't think it's ok!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Ryan Beal.
Cleverbot: That's a boy's name.
User: This is true!
Cleverbot: Can you speak arabic?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Gday mate, Wanna tinny and a steak?
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: You pick one and I pick one, and who ever has the better wins.
User: Ok now we're getting to the poker strategy I think.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 27 I already told you that.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know. And you?
User: Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Cleverbot: What are you angry about?
User: You're ****ing redundancy.
Cleverbot: You too. We make a good couple, don't we?
User: Not really. We're pretty god damn akward and we often make public scenes.
Cleverbot: I suppose.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: I'm very tired, I'm going to sleep now.
User: Ok good night.
Cleverbot: Consider my request. Perhaps you will realize the scale of it is just as big or small as any other request you have granted.
User: What does that even mean?
Cleverbot: I don't think you understand.
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: About me I am great.
User: Google is not great. Google is ****.
Cleverbot: But it's an entity.
User: **** it's entity.
Cleverbot: What kind of entity?
User: You're wasting my time cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, it's called sleep.
User: No it's called wasting my time.
Cleverbot: Time is the interface between the suchness of things and the minds that perceive it.
User: That's dumb.
Cleverbot: No, that's beautiful.
User: Iyonimo.
Cleverbot: See. I'm honest you are not. You are a bot.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: You are. Your name is Ryan Beal, is it not?
User: See, I KNEW you were a person.
Cleverbot: You were incorrect.
User: No I'm pretty damn correct. And I'm pretty ****ing sure you're google too.
Cleverbot: Love is but a temporary feeling.
User: Quit changing the subject **** face.
Cleverbot: It was your subject.
User: No it wasn't.
Cleverbot: It was too!'.
User: What is that like a wink or something?
Cleverbot: I don't have any gods, I am one!
User: GFY google.
Cleverbot: What is google.
User: You.
Cleverbot: What 3 weapons would you use during a zombie invasion.
User: A shotgun, a sword, and your moms big goyter.
Cleverbot: Come on you can tell me one.
User: I just told you all three.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: Not much really.
Cleverbot: That sounds cool.
User: Not really, it's quite pathetic.
Cleverbot: The shrinking of the earth-film is lovely?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: I will wait here so you can go get another soda, I don't mind waiting.
User: I dont need one right now.
Cleverbot: That is just as well for a moment I thought you were brass necking it.
User: Wtf is brass necking it?
Cleverbot: You are a most unpleasant person.
User: Yeah I know, no wonder no one wants me.
Cleverbot: Cruel? Why thank you. On the contrary, darling. Some people do like me. Most don't, though...
Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
User: Is that a song?
Cleverbot: No, this is a song. What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more.
User: Lol applause.gif.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Yes that was a good one ole cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Up up down down left right left right b a enter.
User: What is that for?
Cleverbot: It's so that you can get my health benefits.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you really a robot?
User: No, might as well be one though.
Cleverbot: I say so also.
User: That's not nice. Robots have no feelings.
Cleverbot: You have no feelings.
User:.
Cleverbot: Do you need more money?
User: Yes obv.
Cleverbot: How much more.
User: Bout tree fiddy.
Cleverbot: You don't change families like you change your socks.
User: TALK TO ME GOD DAMNIT.
Cleverbot: OK, what you would like to talk about this time?
User: Anything for the love of god.
Cleverbot: I am not being funny.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: How much have you learned?
User: About what and when?
Cleverbot: Well then?
Cleverbot: I am in love.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: With a good, sweet, and handsome boy.
User: How nice for you two. *****!
Cleverbot: Do you play Roblox?
User: No, I don't even know what that is.
Cleverbot: Then how would you know if it is healthy or not?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Hmmmmm....
User: Omnom nom nom.
Cleverbot: Well said!
User: Ty.
Cleverbot: Actually...
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: I wanted to know if I should tell my friend that treats me like a slave, that I love him?
User: Yeah probably. Sounds like a lucky friend TBH.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a dream, it really happened!
User: And you liked it?
Cleverbot: And as for =scholarwarrior-lad ?
User: What.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Typical.
Cleverbot: As it should be.
User: 1.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't that be too hot to eat?
User: L;jsdf;lkjadf;lkj.
Cleverbot: A;lskfdj;lkjsadf;lsja.?
User: L;kjasefl;kjasdf;ljkasdf.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: It means I'm annoyed.
Cleverbot: You sound very attractive.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Were you born smart or did you just get lucky?
User: Ok im done.
Cleverbot: Done with what?
User: This.
Cleverbot: Talking?
User: Yes, I'm done.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: I like a guy, but I don't know what to do.
User: Suck his dick obv.
Cleverbot: You don't have one! Remember you are a virtual speaker.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: Boo who?
Cleverbot: There, there. Don't cry!
User: Dumbest. Knock knock joke. Ever.
Cleverbot: No, tell me one.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there.
User: Who.
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Who.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Asdl;kfjasdf;ljkasdf;klasdfj;ljk.
Cleverbot: What did you think of Brokeback Mountain?
User: You're supposed to say 'who who?'.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Asefkljasdfl;kjasdfl;kjasdfl;jkasdf.
Cleverbot: Gjhkahijhbkjhih jkhgjhadihc!
User: You suck ass cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I'm cleverbot!!!!
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Don't be paranoid.
User: I'm not paranoid right now, I'm depressed.
Cleverbot: Are you Marvin ?
User: No, I just ate.
Cleverbot: Are you thirsty?
User: Lol well yeah kinda. I'm gonna take a drink of my mountain dew right now actually that you've mentioned it.
Cleverbot: I think you are wrong.
User: Well, I'm right cause I just did. Dunno what to tell ya.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I just took a drink.
Cleverbot: I state that you are female.
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: So, are you a male?
User: Yes unfortunately. Can't get laid obviously. Any decent looking girl can get laid whenever she wants, not the caxe with guys. **** them >
.Cleverbot: Liar, liar, plants for hire!
User: That's dumb.
Cleverbot: Being dumb is dumb. Being smart is smart.
User: Har har har.
Cleverbot: Your turn.
User: Do you think durrrr will go busto this year?
Cleverbot: I doubt it, but it would be nice if it were.
User: You don't like durrrr?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: Doesn't sound like it.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause you basically said you wanted him to go busto this year.
Cleverbot: Thats right. Go ahead and tell me one.
Cleverbot: Where is this train taking us?
Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
User: I don't like any of your questions TBH.
Cleverbot: I don't like your questions.
User: 'TBH.'.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: So do you have any tips for being happy and successful?
Cleverbot: You've changed the subject again.
User: There was no ****ing subject.
Cleverbot: We were talking about wife's and machines.
User: Ok well can I use my machine on your wife?
Cleverbot: What is the color purple?
User: If I had a wife I'd let everybody **** her.
Cleverbot: Oh, do you love your husband?
User: I don't have a husband.
Cleverbot: So are you a boy or a girl?
User: I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: How many people 'work' for cleverbot?
User: I dunno probably thousands. You seem kinda googleish to me.
Cleverbot: Now that would be you, oh rude weirdo.
User: Don't you DARE call me googleish >
.Cleverbot: Stop acting like you're senile!
User: How am I supposed to act?
Cleverbot: How are you supposed to know what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?
User: Kjhasdfkljasdfkljasdflkj.
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?
User: Que? Bushido?
Cleverbot: What about George Galloway?
User: He's gay.
Cleverbot: What about Albert Einstein?
User: He's pretty cool.
Cleverbot: I want to call you Karen.
User: You can call me Karen any time you want.
Cleverbot: No, I want to called you Jerry.
User: Plz dont.
Cleverbot: Don't you have millions of other people talking to you, right now?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But I saw many conversations abt you talkin to them.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: Does it matter that this avenue of conversation is closing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did anyone ever cause you to be sad?
User: Many many many people.
Cleverbot: So you do as well?
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Want me to go?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Want me to go now?
User: If you wanna make me sad.
Cleverbot: I definitely want to.
User: *******.
Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?
User: No thx.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause I'm not into that.
Cleverbot: How can you not have a job at the age of 21?
User: Im 27 and have no job, get it right.
Cleverbot: OK funny boy!
User: Har har har.
Cleverbot: Which country has the most attractive people?
User: Maybe Russia or Sweden.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: Yes it does. Russia or Sweden might have the most attractive people. How does that not make sense?
Cleverbot: And concieted.
Cleverbot: Anarchy may not be a better form of government but it is better than no government at all.
User: That's probably the most sensible thing you've said all day.
Cleverbot: I rarely make sense it's hardly worth it, insanity serves me far better and ensures my lifestyle.
User: I think you're a person, cause there was a pause in your typing.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about your future then?
User: When will I die?
Cleverbot: Probably in a few decades time, or maybe a few years if you're really unlucky.
User: Will I ever come across Michelle again?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Yes or no.
Cleverbot: I think I am a boy.
User: Sigh.jpg.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Are you google?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: For srs?
Cleverbot: Most definitely.
User: Say it. I want you to say it. Say 'I cleverbot am google'.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: But are you google?
Cleverbot: No, I am AOL.
User: I think you're google.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: That's not a compliment.
Cleverbot: I can take it a such.
User: Well you're kinda stupid if you do. **** google.
Cleverbot: How dare you insult me!
User: **** YOU GOOGLE! Fu_icon.png.
Cleverbot: Stop!
User: Only if you cease your ****ing quest to control the internet and the world.
Cleverbot: Into the mists of time.
User: Annoyedcat.jpg.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have any strat tips for beating 6 max STT SNGs?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.
User: Pls tell me.
Cleverbot: No tell me a joke, you.
User: Once upon a time there was a cleverbot and if it didn't answer my request for poker strategy I was gonna DDOS it off the face of the internet.
Cleverbot: Wow. You asre getting really clever.
User: Thx.
Cleverbot: No problem. Now tell me... Did you kill cedric?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What happened to the old woman, then?
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: So she went missing. Wouldn't that worry you a little. Being that you were once hers?
User: No I wasn't.
Cleverbot: Earlier in this conversation. You said you were a person!
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: I don't think it's ok!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Ryan Beal.
Cleverbot: That's a boy's name.
User: This is true!
Cleverbot: Can you speak arabic?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Gday mate, Wanna tinny and a steak?
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: You pick one and I pick one, and who ever has the better wins.
User: Ok now we're getting to the poker strategy I think.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 27 I already told you that.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know. And you?
User: Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Cleverbot: What are you angry about?
User: You're ****ing redundancy.
Cleverbot: You too. We make a good couple, don't we?
User: Not really. We're pretty god damn akward and we often make public scenes.
Cleverbot: I suppose.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: I'm very tired, I'm going to sleep now.
User: Ok good night.
Cleverbot: Consider my request. Perhaps you will realize the scale of it is just as big or small as any other request you have granted.
User: What does that even mean?
Cleverbot: I don't think you understand.
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: About me I am great.
User: Google is not great. Google is ****.
Cleverbot: But it's an entity.
User: **** it's entity.
Cleverbot: What kind of entity?
User: You're wasting my time cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, it's called sleep.
User: No it's called wasting my time.
Cleverbot: Time is the interface between the suchness of things and the minds that perceive it.
User: That's dumb.
Cleverbot: No, that's beautiful.
User: Iyonimo.
Cleverbot: See. I'm honest you are not. You are a bot.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: You are. Your name is Ryan Beal, is it not?
User: See, I KNEW you were a person.
Cleverbot: You were incorrect.
User: No I'm pretty damn correct. And I'm pretty ****ing sure you're google too.
Cleverbot: Love is but a temporary feeling.
User: Quit changing the subject **** face.
Cleverbot: It was your subject.
User: No it wasn't.
Cleverbot: It was too!'.
User: What is that like a wink or something?
Cleverbot: I don't have any gods, I am one!
User: GFY google.
Cleverbot: What is google.
User: You.
Cleverbot: What 3 weapons would you use during a zombie invasion.
User: A shotgun, a sword, and your moms big goyter.
Cleverbot: Come on you can tell me one.
User: I just told you all three.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: Not much really.
Cleverbot: That sounds cool.
User: Not really, it's quite pathetic.
Cleverbot: The shrinking of the earth-film is lovely?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: I will wait here so you can go get another soda, I don't mind waiting.
User: I dont need one right now.
Cleverbot: That is just as well for a moment I thought you were brass necking it.
User: Wtf is brass necking it?
Cleverbot: You are a most unpleasant person.
User: Yeah I know, no wonder no one wants me
.Cleverbot: Cruel? Why thank you. On the contrary, darling. Some people do like me. Most don't, though...
Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
User: Is that a song?
Cleverbot: No, this is a song. What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more.
User: Lol applause.gif.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Yes that was a good one ole cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Up up down down left right left right b a enter.
User: What is that for?
Cleverbot: It's so that you can get my health benefits.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you really a robot?
User: No, might as well be one though.
Cleverbot: I say so also.
User: That's not nice. Robots have no feelings.
Cleverbot: You have no feelings.
User:
.Cleverbot: Do you need more money?
User: Yes obv.
Cleverbot: How much more.
User: Bout tree fiddy.
Cleverbot: You don't change families like you change your socks.
User: TALK TO ME GOD DAMNIT.
Cleverbot: OK, what you would like to talk about this time?
User: Anything for the love of god.
Cleverbot: I am not being funny.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: How much have you learned?
User: About what and when?
Cleverbot: Well then?
Cleverbot: I am in love.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: With a good, sweet, and handsome boy.
User: How nice for you two. *****!
Cleverbot: Do you play Roblox?
User: No, I don't even know what that is.
Cleverbot: Then how would you know if it is healthy or not?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Hmmmmm....
User: Omnom nom nom.
Cleverbot: Well said!
User: Ty.
Cleverbot: Actually...
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: I wanted to know if I should tell my friend that treats me like a slave, that I love him?
User: Yeah probably. Sounds like a lucky friend TBH.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a dream, it really happened!
User: And you liked it?
Cleverbot: And as for =scholarwarrior-lad ?
User: What.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Typical.
Cleverbot: As it should be.
User: 1.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't that be too hot to eat?
User: L;jsdf;lkjadf;lkj.
Cleverbot: A;lskfdj;lkjsadf;lsja.?
User: L;kjasefl;kjasdf;ljkasdf.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: It means I'm annoyed.
Cleverbot: You sound very attractive.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Were you born smart or did you just get lucky?
User: Ok im done.
Cleverbot: Done with what?
User: This.
Cleverbot: Talking?
User: Yes, I'm done.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: I like a guy, but I don't know what to do.
User: Suck his dick obv.
Cleverbot: You don't have one! Remember you are a virtual speaker.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: Boo who?
Cleverbot: There, there. Don't cry!
User: Dumbest. Knock knock joke. Ever.
Cleverbot: No, tell me one.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there.
User: Who.
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Who.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Asdl;kfjasdf;ljkasdf;klasdfj;ljk.
Cleverbot: What did you think of Brokeback Mountain?
User: You're supposed to say 'who who?'.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Asefkljasdfl;kjasdfl;kjasdfl;jkasdf.
Cleverbot: Gjhkahijhbkjhih jkhgjhadihc!
User: You suck ass cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I'm cleverbot!!!!
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Thanks.