I'd require evidence to be demonstrably fact-based. Introduce logic and reason into the system.
Who am I kidding, that's never going to happen. How about this:
Decriminalize marijuana nationwide.
Make driving left and slow an offense punishable by heavy fines and license suspension.
Raise income taxes on the wealthiest, while removing shelters/write offs which only they can take advantage of.
Get smart people to figure out a way that all citizens can have healthcare without tying it to employment. While they're doing that, figure out a safety net so people don't have to worry about going bankrupt if they get sick.
Sign executive order introducing the Universal ShamWow Stimulus Program. Every citizen gets 4 ShamWows every other month financed by the Government. But because we cant do this all day, I would double everybody's order! That's 8 ShamWows every month!
Then I would resign, because my work would be finished.
In Germany, the Kanzler is what you call president. But we have a president, too. Though, he is a somewhat neutral commentator of political and other happenings, and doesn't have any challenging tasks at all, but gets a lot of money (4life!).
As the german president, I'd tell everyone what I acutally honestly think. Like that we need to get back into nuclear energy, and that we should put a salary cap on football teams. That we need a country owned online-poker site, and that people should start eating insects to save the climate, shortly before I eat a huge rib-eye steak.
Maybe I would also start trolling on twitter, like Trump does.
Better idea, let's get Phil Swift (from Flex Tape) create a space ship out of Flex Tape and Flex Seal and see if he can get to the moon? "Oh you can make a boat using Flex Seal and Flex Tape? Let's see you make a Space Ship!"
Better idea, let's get Phil Swift (from Flex Tape) create a space ship out of Flex Tape and Flex Seal and see if he can get to the moon? "Oh you can make a boat using Flex Seal and Flex Tape? Let's see you make a Space Ship!"
What an annoying idiot. At least Billy Mays had some class.