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Old 05-25-2018, 01:19 PM   #126
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I would blame Obama.
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Old 05-25-2018, 01:55 PM   #127
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I would infiltrate and encapsulate.
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Old 05-25-2018, 01:59 PM   #128
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I would put up huge rewards for solving crime and recognize people making excellent contributions.
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Old 08-22-2018, 03:25 AM   #129
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I'd bump this bread.
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Old 08-22-2018, 04:07 AM   #130
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I would do a lot of things but masturbation isn't one them.
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Old 08-22-2018, 06:28 AM   #131
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I would only refer to myself as "Individual-1".
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Old 08-22-2018, 02:17 PM   #132
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I would order the military to blow up the moon. Who needs tides. They were gettin to big for their shoes. High tide you aint nobody.
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Old 08-22-2018, 02:47 PM   #133
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Old 08-23-2018, 01:35 PM   #134
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I would ban flipping
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Old 08-23-2018, 02:14 PM   #135
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pancakes would taste funny if flipping was illegal.
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Old 08-23-2018, 07:15 PM   #136
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Old 08-24-2018, 02:51 AM   #137
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I would make the Bitcoin tweet.
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Old 08-24-2018, 02:53 AM   #138
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Do we really need tides? Someone may be getting my vote...
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Old 08-24-2018, 05:41 PM   #139
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Get Pete Rose inducted into the Hall of Fame.
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Old 08-24-2018, 06:11 PM   #140
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I'd induct myself.
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Old 08-24-2018, 06:45 PM   #141
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I'd indict myself.

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Old 08-24-2018, 07:07 PM   #142
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I would give myself an A+.
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Old 08-24-2018, 07:27 PM   #143
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Old 08-24-2018, 07:44 PM   #144
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Big if true
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Old 08-27-2018, 09:13 AM   #145
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I would round my grade up to an A-double-plus.
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Old 08-27-2018, 10:09 AM   #146
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id give myself an honorary doctorate
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Old 08-28-2018, 07:41 AM   #147
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I wouldn't be pressed into saying something nice about someone I don't like just because they died. **** them!
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Old 08-28-2018, 11:04 AM   #148
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Morph is trumping around BBV right now
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Old 08-30-2018, 04:48 PM   #149
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I would make tax cuts to make me and my mates rich. Then I would freeze wages for the other plebs.
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Old 09-04-2018, 05:31 AM   #150
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