I would make billionaires spend a weekend per year living in/investigating prisons, psych wards, and other pillars of society that have totalitarian power. This would be aimed at repaying an equitable debt to society similar to what low earners forfeit every year.
Give Andy Dick and Mike Tyson some testosterone supplements and schedule 1 controlled substances. Let them interview each member of congress individually while hooked to a polygraph test and air it live every evening at 6:30pm
I have made peace with the office of president being a pretty crappy and useless job. I no longer wish to be the change I want to see in the world. Pour one out for the homies, I hear by resign from serving the public.
I have made peace with the office of president being a pretty crappy and useless job. I no longer wish to be the change I want to see in the world. Pour one out for the homies, I hear by resign from serving the public.
You shall pour one out for the homies while drinking one.... and I'll see you back in the oval office in the am.
I would issue commemorative medals for key events of my presidency before it is even clear that they will happen. Huge potential for rare collectibles!