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02-15-2017 , 01:56 AM
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ban tattoos and have a genocide against all the fat femo land whales with blue hair. you know the ones like triggleypuff
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02-15-2017 , 06:30 AM
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poison brother's claim to the throne ldo
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02-14-2018 , 06:47 PM
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Probably become a reality TV star.
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02-14-2018 , 07:08 PM
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I'd declare the day after inauguration a federal holiday and cancel Columbus day for that year.

Then I'd have a day with the wife.
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02-15-2018 , 07:27 AM
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- Hold a contest to repaint the white house. Winning designer will be invited out to participate.

- Declare eminent domain on a children’s hospital. Then construct a monolithic dinosaur from cinder blocks in view of the windows.

- Get down on my hands and knees and beg Isaac Haxton to join the cabinet.
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04-10-2018 , 04:19 AM
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04-10-2018 , 10:06 AM
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I'd accept my fate as a miserable PO(tu)S, claim some type of illness, and resign to avoid my impending impeachment.
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04-10-2018 , 10:18 AM
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Get my lawyer's lawyer a decent lawyer.

Well, maybe I wouldn't have been a crook in the first place.
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04-10-2018 , 06:08 PM
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id challenge putin to discourse. it would take place in an igloo, without any press, just me and him. our wives would stand outside and talk to the cameras. both me and vlad would take off our shirts before going in.
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04-10-2018 , 06:57 PM
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I would fire this Muller dude.
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04-10-2018 , 08:48 PM
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put a moratorium on celebrities commenting on social/political issues
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04-11-2018 , 04:32 AM
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id eat for free e’rywhere
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04-11-2018 , 04:35 AM
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I would fire this Muller dude.
i would fire sooooo many people
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04-11-2018 , 04:58 AM
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i would piss all around the white house
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04-11-2018 , 05:46 AM
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i would make nl cash illegal

bring back LHE, make america great again.
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04-11-2018 , 09:06 AM
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Bang porn stars during Shark Week.
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04-11-2018 , 11:58 AM
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Bang sharks during Porn Week.
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04-12-2018 , 03:10 PM
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04-12-2018 , 03:41 PM
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calm down
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04-12-2018 , 04:00 PM
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Right now!
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04-12-2018 , 04:19 PM
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I would fire this Muller dude.
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04-14-2018 , 10:47 PM
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i don't really know and how fortunate it is that i'm not a president
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04-18-2018 , 05:17 AM
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Give myself a million dollar salary
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04-18-2018 , 05:32 AM
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Trump gave himself a Billion dollar salary by making tax cuts.
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04-19-2018 , 08:52 AM
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Make the white house a timeshare.
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