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Old 05-10-2015, 05:17 PM   #26
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I would create law that would mandate double the maximum sentence for any felony committed by someone that creates or enforces law. i.e. politicians, judges, law enforcement.
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Old 05-11-2015, 05:06 AM   #27
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I would get rid of the oval office and turn into a sunscreen porch.
I had the same idea. It'd be nice and cozy.
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Old 05-11-2015, 02:26 PM   #28
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Banging her ldo:

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Old 05-17-2015, 10:52 PM   #29
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Area 51 would be a def top 5.
Sleep with the president wife!!!
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Old 05-17-2015, 11:10 PM   #30
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If you're president you'd just be sleeping with your own wife. Talk about setting the bar low.
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Old 05-18-2015, 02:20 AM   #31
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If I were president I would use my executive order power for things that I want
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:32 PM   #32
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Bang the best piece of ass out there.

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Old 05-19-2015, 03:09 AM   #33
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abolish the death penalty
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Old 05-19-2015, 01:32 PM   #34
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Beyonce.
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Old 05-19-2015, 02:00 PM   #35
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Declare war on Estonia
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Old 05-19-2015, 04:19 PM   #36
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Create a one-man jail in every state. You commit a jailable offense and you go to jail for life. If another person commits a jailable offense in the same state, the current jail occupant is sentenced to death and the new offender is jailed for life. Rinse and repeat until it stops.
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Old 05-19-2015, 07:27 PM   #37
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Force everyone to wear socks with their sandals for one day. One ****ing day...stigma eliminated.
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Old 05-19-2015, 07:29 PM   #38
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Create a one-man jail in every state. You commit a jailable offense and you go to jail for life. If another person commits a jailable offense in the same state, the current jail occupant is sentenced to death and the new offender is jailed for life. Rinse and repeat until it stops.
and fill that state's potholes with their crispy remains
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Old 05-20-2015, 08:55 AM   #39
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Make up for 70 lackluster years of not dropping any nuclear bombs on anyone. When I'm President I'm nuking some folks.
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Old 05-20-2015, 09:29 AM   #40
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Make up for 70 lackluster years of not dropping any nuclear bombs on anyone. When I'm President I'm nuking some folks.
May I suggest Estonia?
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Old 05-20-2015, 01:32 PM   #41
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Old 05-20-2015, 07:49 PM   #42
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Create a one-man jail in every state. You commit a jailable offense and you go to jail for life. If another person commits a jailable offense in the same state, the current jail occupant is sentenced to death and the new offender is jailed for life. Rinse and repeat until it stops.
Wouldn't have an effect on mass and spree shootings, unfortunately
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Old 05-21-2015, 01:38 AM   #43
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I would kill off all my political enemies.

This might take a while.
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Old 02-13-2017, 03:09 PM   #44
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start an imperialist war with mexico, then canada, and proclaim The Great North American Empire
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I would obviously abuse my powers and get myself impeached.
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I would get rid of the oval office and turn into a sunscreen porch.
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If I were president I would use my executive order power for things that I want
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Make up for 70 lackluster years of not dropping any nuclear bombs on anyone. When I'm President I'm nuking some folks.
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I would kill off all my political enemies.

This might take a while.
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Old 02-13-2017, 05:17 PM   #45
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Create a law that mandates people clean up their nasty, fungus infested feet so they dont have to wear socks with their sandals...and if your feet are just plain ugly, you cant wear sandals to begin with.

Also, get rid of money and make everything free
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Old 02-13-2017, 05:50 PM   #46
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I guess 2+2ers are smarter than I realized.
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Old 02-13-2017, 07:02 PM   #47
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Free the aliens from Area 52, debunk all the conspiracy theories, legalize weed, online poker and sports betting, prostitution, and I guess pardon Snowden, what the hell. Hold the WSOP Final Table in the oval office!!
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Old 02-13-2017, 07:14 PM   #48
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^^ day 1
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Old 02-13-2017, 07:15 PM   #49
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Old 02-13-2017, 07:20 PM   #50
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I thought it was funny. I am glad you caught it.
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