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Old 05-08-2015, 03:24 PM   #1
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Stuff you would do if you were the President

Have prices inclusive of taxes.
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Old 05-08-2015, 03:25 PM   #2
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Re: Stuff you would do if you were the President

Stop being weird and make everyone use the metric system.
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Old 05-08-2015, 03:25 PM   #3
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Free Spike.
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Old 05-08-2015, 03:30 PM   #4
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Re: Stuff you would do if you were the President

Leave the Earth with an Alien and 3 cloned white women.
http://www.snotr.com/video/7859/The_...astroid_impact
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Old 05-08-2015, 03:34 PM   #5
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start an imperialist war with mexico, then canada, and proclaim The Great North American Empire
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Old 05-08-2015, 03:40 PM   #6
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Re: Stuff you would do if you were the President

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
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Old 05-08-2015, 04:01 PM   #7
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I would run the US like BBV.
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Old 05-08-2015, 04:03 PM   #8
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disband the legislative and judicial branches of government

legalize all drugs

3 years mandatory national service at age 18

grant full citizenship to any immigrant who serves 3 years in military

raise corporate tax rate and top bracket income tax

institute national health system and reopen all the shuttered insane asylums

nationalize the gun companies and issue strict control

outlaw state militias

institute immediate death penalty for a wide range of crimes

flatbed trucks with guillotines roam the streets to suppress dissent

outlaw private schools

limit public expression of religion, and teach humanism in all schools

close down military bases around the world and focus on restoring the contiguous American landscape

free broadband internet for all

pay every adult citizen $30k/year in return for "keeping it real". if you commit a crime: you lose your head in the basket, no more 30k, that's the tax for not keeping it real.
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Old 05-08-2015, 04:20 PM   #9
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kill everybody
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Old 05-08-2015, 04:37 PM   #10
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Re: Stuff you would do if you were the President

I'd stop pardoning Thanksgiving turkeys.
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Old 05-08-2015, 04:46 PM   #11
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I would obviously abuse my powers and get myself impeached.
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Old 05-08-2015, 04:47 PM   #12
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I'd stop pardoning Thanksgiving turkeys.
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Old 05-08-2015, 04:51 PM   #13
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pay every adult citizen $30k/year in return for "keeping it real". if you commit a crime: you lose your head in the basket, no more 30k, that's the tax for not keeping it real.
um how does a dead person spend 30k anyways
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Old 05-08-2015, 05:38 PM   #14
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Re: Stuff you would do if you were the President

Legalize online poker.

Legalize prostitution.

Legalize marijuana.

Reinstate Spike.

Rule the world with an iron fist.
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Old 05-08-2015, 06:46 PM   #15
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Leave the Earth with an Alien and 3 cloned white women.
http://www.snotr.com/video/7859/The_...astroid_impact
'cause only Bibble can keep it so real lmao
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Old 05-08-2015, 09:57 PM   #16
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I would require 25% of all CEOs to be trans-female, 25% be trans-male, 25% cis-female, and 25% be cis-male
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Old 05-09-2015, 12:05 AM   #17
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So far there is only one clear choice, Me.
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Old 05-09-2015, 08:06 AM   #18
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Free spike obv
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Old 05-09-2015, 08:44 AM   #19
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I would require 25% of all CEOs to be trans-female, 25% be trans-male, 25% cis-female, and 25% be cis-male
You should also correct history

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Old 05-09-2015, 03:03 PM   #20
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Good thing none of you are President… Personally, I always found Spike insanely annoying and racist. Glad he was banned to be honest, good riddance.
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Old 05-09-2015, 05:49 PM   #21
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you, son, are king of idiots
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Old 05-09-2015, 06:03 PM   #22
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Good thing none of you are President… Personally, I always found Spike insanely annoying and racist. Glad he was banned to be honest, good riddance.
You just signed up.

So who are you?

Spike is a grown man posting on a site where there are a lot of children.

BTW, its the worlds loss I'm not President.
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Old 05-09-2015, 06:32 PM   #23
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KingOfHolden = Spike's alter ego?
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Old 05-09-2015, 08:24 PM   #24
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Good thing none of you are President… Personally, I always found Spike insanely annoying and racist. Glad he was banned to be honest, good riddance.
You are dumb, and deserve the BAN ! ! !

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Old 05-10-2015, 10:58 AM   #25
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I would get rid of the oval office and turn into a sunscreen porch.
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